Because it would be a fitting testament to my latent self-loathing, I want to abandon all that I have become and surrender myself to the power of Paula Abdul. I’m not kidding. No more working from home for me. No more naps, no more snack breaks, no more shirtless Sundays and pantless everydays. I’ll get [...]
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30 Minutes Or Less Producers Are Playing Dumb
Producers of a new movie that appears to mock a real life killing are being chided by the angry friends of the victim. I mentioned in an earlier post that I’m amazed more people aren’t picking up on 30 Minutes Or Less being an obvious take on the Pizza Bomber case. The new Jesse Eisenberg [...]
Henry Cavill Superman Costume First Picture
Does Superman have a receding hairline? He’s got so much product in it, it’s hard to tell. This is the first time we’re seeing Henry Cavill in the role someone else was born to play. I’ve seen a lot of very muted responses to this first promotional picture from Warner Brothers. I’m yet to really [...]
Doctors Say Megan Fox ‘Shopped ‘No Botox’ Pics
There’s nothing about this I don’t like. And not just because washing down a schadenfreude sundae with Haterade ™ fuels the bile that is my hatred for all humankind. It made me laugh because I thought the same thing upon seeing these photos of Megan Fox, that she posted to her Facebook along with the [...]
Jesse James Is Cool With His Decision To Cheat
Jesse James is still a moral-free turd. This person has been speaking to the media again, promoting a new book I hope none of you buy. Somehow thinking that cheating and admitting it makes everything okay, as though NOT cheating were never an option, James once again excuses his bad behaviour. You see, as we [...]
Lindsay Lohan Tested Positive For Alcohol Again
Lindsay Lohan tested positive for alcohol last week. LAST. F**KING. WEEK. It’s almost as though she was trying to deceive Lies&Style with her assertion, in this week’s issue, that ‘When my friends come over, they’re not drinking… Alcohol is not in my house, so it’s just not a part of my life.’ I, for one, [...]
