Kim Kardashian will attend the opening of a book, if it’s guaranteed to get her picture taken. Here she is, at the FIFI Awards at the Armory in Manhattan, NY on June 10, 2010. I’m not going to pretend I have any effing idea what the FIFI Awards are, and I’m too lazy to Google [...]
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Teresa Giudice’s Home on Sale for $3,999,999
…because I need to be able to get that change from $4million. It was revealed this week, by the RHONJ herself on her Twitter, that snobbish, ridiculous Teresa Giudice and her husband were bankrupt. Their expenses far outstripped both their earnings and her spending was out of control. I point out that she was snobby [...]
Kim Kardashian Was Probably Picked at Random
Kim Kardashian hosted a benefit for the Dian Fossey Gorilla Fund International in New York City on June 9, 2010. She was one of the people whose names were picked out of a hat, especially for the occasion. I’m assuming she was picked at random, as I can’t fathom why else she’d be there. Pretty [...]
Salma Hayek is Scared to Death of this Snake
Click to play and watch Salma Hayek scream and jump around, scared to death. Salma Hayek was giving an interview with Extra, promoting her new movie Grown Ups, along with co-stars Maria Bello and Maya Rudolph. The three women were giving some asinine interview about something or another, but no one cares about that. Yeah, [...]
Chris Brown Forced to Cancel European Tour
Chris Brown has been forced to cancel his European tour, because his entry into the continent has been denied. He admitted as much in a tweet on his @ChrisBrown account. The message was later deleted. It’s odd that he admitted as much; as though his conviction for beating Rihanna to a bloody pulp prohibiting travel/ [...]
The Many Open Mouth Faces of Kim Kardashian
Kim Kardashian never struck me as a mouth breather. But, from these pictures, it would seem that is exactly what she is. The reality star donned a near flesh-coloured shirt with shoulder pads she could cut glass with, and posed for a promotional shoot. She was in Los Angeles, along with her mother Kris Jenner, [...]
