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What in the Heck is Kim Kardashian Wearing?

Jun 11th, 2010
by Amy Grindhouse.
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Kim Kardashian will attend the opening of a book, if it’s guaranteed to get her picture taken. Here she is, at the FIFI Awards at the Armory in Manhattan, NY on June 10, 2010. I’m not going to pretend I have any effing idea what the FIFI Awards are, and I’m too lazy to Google (if I’ve gotten this far in my life without ever knowing about it, I’m going to assume I don’t need to know… I use the same rationale for learning to count past 10). Kardashian attended the awards with her hair scraped back, making her abundance of botox even more evident. She also wore one of Jennifer Lopez’s throwbacks from 1998. Seriously, how G.D. hideous is that dress? It’s like a suit made out of a glitter-covered trash bag on the top and a table cloth on the bottom. I’m not even going there on how cheap that stretchy material is. More pictures, showing the back of the dress too…

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Teresa Giudice’s Home on Sale for $3,999,999

Jun 11th, 2010
by Amy Grindhouse.
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…because I need to be able to get that change from $4million. It was revealed this week, by the RHONJ herself on her Twitter, that snobbish, ridiculous Teresa Giudice and her husband were bankrupt. Their expenses far outstripped both their earnings and her spending was out of control. I point out that she was snobby as, as some of you may remember, Giudice once remarked on the RHONJ that it was ‘gross’ to live in a pre-owned house. Like it was someone’s second-hand, cigarette-stink-filled car from 1967. Yeah. That was her rationale, for why she built a brand new house. And she wonders why she’s broke.

Well anyway, here is the listing of her home. It’s being sold for $3.9million; the six bedroom, 5.5 bath, 10K sq ft. home in Twp, N.J., sits on 3.77 acres of wooded property and has two ponds and was custom-built for the Giudice family.

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Kim Kardashian Was Probably Picked at Random

Jun 10th, 2010
by Amy Grindhouse.
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Kim Kardashian hosted a benefit for the Dian Fossey Gorilla Fund International in New York City on June 9, 2010. She was one of the people whose names were picked out of a hat, especially for the occasion. I’m assuming she was picked at random, as I can’t fathom why else she’d be there. Pretty sure no one gave her a golden shower on the night, so it’s not like she needed/ was required to use her one skill. Kelly Bensimon was also there, so, yeah… I’d stick with the names out of a hat excuse if I were them. More pictures from the photo-op are below.

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Salma Hayek is Scared to Death of this Snake

Jun 10th, 2010
by Amy Grindhouse.
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Click to play and watch Salma Hayek scream and jump around, scared to death.

Salma Hayek was giving an interview with Extra, promoting her new movie Grown Ups, along with co-stars Maria Bello and Maya Rudolph. The three women were giving some asinine interview about something or another, but no one cares about that. Yeah, despite the presence of Salma Hayek’s breasts in this movie, it’s pretty safe to assume that no one is going to watch it. But, that’s less amusing than the actress screaming like an escaped mental patient.

Mid-interview, the women were blathering and a snake decided to slither in and spice up the party. Upon seeing a snake, described in terms I’d previously only heard attributed to dildos (long and thick), Hayek freaked the heck out. All the women, sensibly, climbed onto their chairs initially. Hayek then climbed on top of Rudolph as though she was a magic, unbreakable, snake-proof shield…

Chris Brown Forced to Cancel European Tour

Jun 8th, 2010
by Amy Grindhouse.
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Chris Brown has been forced to cancel his European tour, because his entry into the continent has been denied. He admitted as much in a tweet on his @ChrisBrown account. The message was later deleted. It’s odd that he admitted as much; as though his conviction for beating Rihanna to a bloody pulp prohibiting travel/ touring should inspire sympathy. Seriously delusional, no?

I guess no one felt sorry for him and that’s why he removed the tweet. The dates were supposed to begin Wednesday, June 9 in Glasgow, Scotland. Ed’s note: this had nothing to do with me, but I’m going to assume credit for blocking his ass.

The Many Open Mouth Faces of Kim Kardashian

Jun 7th, 2010
by Amy Grindhouse.
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Kim Kardashian never struck me as a mouth breather. But, from these pictures, it would seem that is exactly what she is. The reality star donned a near flesh-coloured shirt with shoulder pads she could cut glass with, and posed for a promotional shoot. She was in Los Angeles, along with her mother Kris Jenner, to promote her Shape magazine cover. Kardashian is the star of the June 2010 issue and was signing copies for her fans. More pictures, mouth agape, below.

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