Last weekend, we saw Lady Gaga at a sports event, wearing little more than one of her skimpy costumes from the Telephone prison scenes. She was in a studded bikini with little more than fishnets to cover her modesty. She was in public, where many fans and photographers could see her. She seemingly got so [...]
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Mariah Carey’s New Fragrance Ad Looks Tacky
It was revealed last month, on the third quarter trading announcement of Elizabeth Arden, that the forthcoming fragrance from Mariah Carey would be named Lollipop Bling. It sounded a quite unfathomably tacky product, determined to outdo its predecessor, Forever. Carey’s perfumes apparently sell; the three released so far over the same number of years grossed [...]
Tori Spelling is Signing her Stupidly-Named Book
Tori Spelling looks utterly terrifying, as she promotes her third book. As I mentioned before, yeah, it’s got the stupid name of Uncharted TerriTORI. No idea why she finds her own name all that fascinating… because it’s not really. If her name rhymed with that of one’s private parts/ a swear then I’d give her [...]
Danielle Staub Home on Sale for $1.095 Million
Danielle Staub is the second Real Housewife of New Jersey, in as many weeks, to put her lavish home up for sale on the open market. 47-year-old Staub, whose tape Danielle Staub Raw was released in full yesterday, has put her house up for sale. Unlike the sale for RHONJ co-star Teresa Giudice, Staub isn’t [...]
Robert Pattinson Thinks He’ll Pass Away Age 30
Robert Pattinson has wrestled Megan Fox to the ground and taken, by brute force, the title of Most Asinine Celebrity. While Megan Fox is busy backpedaling on all her blathering/ flat out lying to the press, Robert Pattinson is still talking about whatever pops into his head mid-interview. For example, there’s an interview with the [...]
January Jones Wrecks Cars & Leaves the Scene
January Jones, of Mad Men-fame, is a terrible driver. According to TMZ, who spoke to the LAPD, Jones drove into three cars with her Range Rover at around 9PM last night. She initially left the scene. There were several things to note here: Jones slammed into parked cars and there were no drugs or alcohol [...]
