Britney Spears has left the building and buggered off, back to the States, so I can FINALLY snark about her, knowing that she cannot hear me [Website – Amy Grindhouse].
Was sooo looking forward to Spears European tour… all the Cheeto eating, arse cheek-bearing and Madonna imitating. It was all just so pant-wettingly exciting.
However, Spears seems [...]
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Britney Spears’ European Tour Is Fail
Jen Suffers The Wrath Of Saint Brangelina
Jennifer Aniston received a pissy phone call from Brad Pitt, after she went crying to Vogue Magazine about how she got effed over, when the pair split [Website – Amy Grindhouse].
According to the Sun Times:
One would have to assume Pitt’s irritation was due to Aniston’s comment that it was ”uncool” Jolie came clean about falling [...]
Jennifer Aniston’s Nips Are Subtle
You know, that is what I have always loved about Jennifer Aniston, her inappropriate nips are always there when trouble arises. Like an old faithful dog that scratches at your door when there is a fire [Website – Amy Grindhouse].
Aniston and her inappropriate nips went on a very subtle lunch at The Ivy – to let [...]
Criss Angel’s Show ‘Believe’ Is Fail
Criss Angel and his goofy man bangs are teh EPIC fail. It’s official [Website – Amy Grindhouse].
According to Fox News’ Pop Tarts:
The only thing magically disappearing during Criss Angel’s new collaboration with Cirque du Soleil’s “Believe” is the audience.
The show officially premiered last Friday, but even through the preview runs the performance garnered quite a few boos [...]
Heidi Klum Blames Assistant For Blasphemous Costume… Nice
Heidi Klum blew all the wannabes outta the water with her mother EFFING AWESOME Halloween costume… only problem is that some people, namely Hindu leaders, found the get-up a smidgen blasphemous [Website – Amy Grindhouse].
The religious leaders ask that Klum apologise for the offense caused:
“Goddess Kali is highly revered in Hinduism and she is meant [...]
What Kind Of G.D. Footwear Is This Anyways?
Alien Queen, Katie Holmes, can be seen in the image above, with something other than Saint Angelina-style black slippers on her feetsies [Website – Amy Grindhouse].
The 29-year-old actress sported a pair of gladiator sandals and a pair of leggings as she left her NYC flat, on Saturday, to head to her FAIL play Arthur Miller’s [...]
