Robert Pattinson is defending Kristen Stewart. You may recall that when asked about media intrusion, Stewart made a comment likening her encounters with paparazzi to rape. Related groups were up in arms, in neatly-worded statements, but only after being asked for comments by the press, clarifies Pattinson. “None of those associations came out and gave [...]
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Taylor Momsen is Formally Giving Up On Pants
Taylor Momsen has formally given up on wearing pants, of any description, while in public. The Gossip Girl actress, who is trying her hand at singing (as that’s every actor’s fall back when their career is on the skids), was seen wearing this outfit yesterday afternoon. The teenager, still only 16-years-old, is in some kind [...]
Perez Hilton Tweets Another Miley Cyrus Photo
Another day, another picture of Miley Cyrus’ labia. More specifically, another hour… another picture of The Miley Virus ™ and her privates being exposed to the elements. Here’s the thing I need to clarify, for those of you reading this who don’t have a vagina. A girl’s vajay isn’t like a boy’s parts. They’re pretty [...]
Heidi Montag Begs for Justin Bieber’s Attention
Kim Kardashian was so distraught after seeing another woman’s breasts, outside of the confines of a sex tape or Playboy magazine, this weekend, that she took her eyes/ hands off Justin Bieber. Since the 16-year-old was a free agent for a minute, Heidi Montag took the opportunity to stalk the teen, using Twitter as her [...]
This is How Grace Jones Dresses for Wimbledon
Should you be wondering, and as there are no suitable instruction manuals on this particular subject, this is how you should dress for Wimbledon. Actually, that’s not entirely true. This is how one should dress, if one wants to remind the world how much of a funky kook one was 20 years ago. This is [...]
Jake Gyllenhaal Checking Out Some Girl’s Butt
Now here’s a sentence I never thought I’d say: Jake Gyllenhaal was checking out some girl’s ass. Uhuh. We are all so used to seeing pictures of Gyllenhaal in sausage-fest after sausage-fest. It’s pretty rare to see pictures of him around any women at all. I’d totally have kept the word ‘ass’ in that sentence, [...]
