I’m a little slow on the uptake and feeling groggy like a mofo today, and when I saw these new candids of Mischa Barton my first and only thought was like ‘oh… she’s not wearing any pants either’. She really is covering her bottom half, with denim shorts, but it amuses the three-year-old inside of [...]
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Adrianne Curry Likens Breastfeeding to Pooping
Last week Kim Kardashian tweeted about public breastfeeding. From Kardashian we learnt that it’s gross to have to stare at another woman’s tits while they’re being used to feed her baby… when you’re at a restaurant eating your lunch. A few hours ago Adrianne Curry, who’d remembered that Twitter was good for something other than [...]
Annalynne McCord Has No Idea We’re Watching
I need to start a ‘famewhore’ or ‘camerawhore’ tag for posts like this. Every second hour of the day, there are new pictures of some d-lister mugging for the cameras as though the flash of the bulb were their elixir of life and they may well die without it. With that in mind here is [...]
Cristiano Ronaldo Doing This… for the Cameras
Cristiano Ronaldo must have the worst jock itch ever, to not be able to stop doing this when he knows the cameras are watching. The oily man-tan grease must have leaked all the way down into his special places and caused an unsightly rash that needed soothing with haste. Yeah, that’s totally what’s going on [...]
Janice Dickinson Doesn’t Have an Off Switch
Janice Dickinson has to keep up this charade all the waking hours of the day. That’s the only way she can exist without her eardrums being pierced by the uncontrollable shrieking laughter which erupts every time she declares herself the ‘first supermodel’. That’s like me calling myself the ‘first blogger to make jokes about meth [...]
Scarlett Johansson Says She Earned Tony Award
Scarlett Johansson is firing back at critics who argue acting with your cleavage shouldn’t earn you a Tony Award. Some are saying that Jonansson deserves no awards of any kind until she eats a sammich and gains back her curves. I concur, and shall set about force-feeding her while you stare at these pretty pictures. [...]
