Gwen Stefani was spotted, this July 4 weekend, leaving a Party City in CA. She was holding a dozen balloons in one hand, and the hand of son Kingston Rossdale with the other. I was less cooing over her kids’ cuteness (like I have in other posts), I was staring at her pants. Her Hammer [...]
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FYI: Britney is Wearing Panties. Yellow Ones.
Before you ask, yes, I do very much consider these kinds of things to be public service announcements. I considered it my duty to give the people what they want. And they want to know that all of Britney Spears’ goodies are contained in some sort of iron-clad super-panties from which they cannot escape. Well, [...]
Whitney Port Totally Knows How Fatties Feel
Whitney Port has, like, total sympathy for those of us who stuff chocolates into our mouths 15 at a time for s**ts and giggles. Whew, it’s good to know someone feels our pain. The reality star, of The City-fame, shared her revelations on her official blog. In a post detailing the fun she had with [...]
BRITNEY SPEARS STILL ANGRY. BRITNEY SMASH!
Britney Spears is still mad that she had to settle for a lunch of puny human food, rather than townspeople, mid-last week. The singer was spotted STOMP, STOMP, STOMPING, around Calabasas, CA after having lunch with the help. She’s now back with a vengeance and she brought her weave for back-up. Some of you mofos, [...]
Kim Kardashian’s Madame Tussauds Wax Figure
Someone at Madame Tussauds clearly hates Kim Kardashian, as they stuck her with a waxwork made of globs of gum scraped from under their desks and the discarded limbs of broken store mannequins. After I saw the head of the figure, released yesterday, I thought this thing was going to look pretty great. The head [...]
A Desperate Famewhore is Acting Desperate…
I remember reading on EvilBeetGossip.com, a few years back, before I started my own celebrity blog, a post in which she lampooned the desperation of a PR person emailing her about their client; the person was a pseudo-celebrity with a promotional person vapid enough to not know the difference between a celebrity blog and a [...]
