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A Fake Chace Crawford Twitter Movie Rumour

Amy Grindhouse — Wed, 17 Mar 2010 13:04:43 +0000

Chace Crawford doesn’t spend his nights simultaneously plucking his ‘brows and tweeting with his knuckles, you may like to know. The actor has been in the headlines, this week, for allegedly using Twitter to discuss the Captain America movie. The star is alleged to have written a message saying he is no longer in the running for the role as Captain America, wishing the person cast good luck. Thing is, he didn’t write the message. Moreover, that’s not Crawford’s Twitter.

Without making sure the account was his, several outlets spread the rumours about Crawford and linked to an account that spelt his name wrong @TheChaceCrawfor. Gossip Cop, who have a bothersome predisposition to fact-check, asked the star’s rep for comment. A member of Crawford’s management team confirmed to Gossip Cop the Twitter account does not belong to the actor. It’s a fake account that’s pretending to be him. That said, the account is now on his radar and probably won’t be up for much longer.

Pics of Chace Crawford at the 18th Annual Elton John AIDS Foundation Academy Award Party at Pacific Design Center in West Hollywood, CA, Mar. 7, 2010.

Image Juan Rico/Fame Pictures. Story Gossip Cop and Fake Chace’s Twitter.

Heidi Montag Looks Melty Even from Far Away

Amy Grindhouse — Tue, 16 Mar 2010 12:54:46 +0000

Heidi Montag and beardy husband Spencer Pratt can be seen in these photos, as Montag gets ready to shoot her movie cameo for the film Just Go With It, at El Matador Beach in Malibu, Calif.. The couple were surrounded by the cameras and the usual smoke and mirrors. Weird thing is, Montag’s newly sculpted face looks all melty-melty even when shot from this far away. The photos were taken from what looks like a couple of hundred yards away, zoomed in. And yet I can still tell that at least one side of Montag’s face is dripping and the other side is puffy.

12 pics of Heidi Montag as she filmed a cameo, at El Matador Beach in Malibu, CA. The movie, Just Go With It, also stars Nicole Kidman and Jennifer Aniston.

Image credit to Oliver/ Flynet Pictures.

Jessica Simpson Doesn’t Often Brush her Teeth

Amy Grindhouse — Fri, 12 Mar 2010 17:02:09 +0000

Jessica Simpson does not brush her adorable sticky-out rabbit teefs. Simpson is the religious type. So, I am guessing that if you do not brush your teefs God punishes the poor dental hygiene with mangled-looking chompers that will fall out before you turn 40-years-old. I digress. Something… blah… blah … Simpson is a dirty bish who admits that she does not regularly brush or floss. She says sometimes she only rinses her mouth with mouthwash. Okay, nothing gross then.

Wonder how Simpson maintains her million-dollar smile? So does she. “I don’t brush my teeth,” she told iheartradio, Thursday. “No, really! I just use Listerine, and sometimes I’ll use my sweater,” she claimed, bursting into laughter. “I do brush every now and again, but my teeth are extremely powerful. Fine, maybe when I’m 60 and I’m all, ‘ow!’” [Us]

So, we have pictures of Simpson wearing dentures to look forward to. No?

Video from iheartradio’s official YouTube, with Jessica Simpson’s interview.

Pictures of Simpson as she left her New York hotel, March 11, 2010. She can be seen hugging Kerry Washington and getting caught in Washington’s dog’s lead.

Image credit to Girlie/Fame Pictures. Story & quote Us Weekly via Cele|Bitchy.

Michael J. Fox Swims, is Scared of Wataaaah

Amy Grindhouse — Fri, 12 Mar 2010 02:30:21 +0000

Michael J. Fox and wife Tracy Pollan are holidaying in St. Barts at the moment.

Fox was spotted in this delightful situation as he swam. Well, the actor seemed to have attempted to swim. Which I gather generally requires one to be submerged ever-so slightly further into the water. Also, in two of the photos, he looked like he attempted to dive into the water. But he did that wrong too. Well, whatever, at least he had fun. I can’t swim for crap, so what the heck do I know.

Michael J. Fox hitting the waves in St. Barts, West Indies, on March 11, 2010.

Image credit to Spread Pictures/Fame Pictures.

Kourtney Kardashian & Scott Disick’s Footwear

Amy Grindhouse — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 03:11:53 +0000

Okay, so this is going to be less about the footwear or other fashions of new mother Kourtney Kardashian. And it’s going to be more about her ridiculously oily boyfriend, Scott Disick. Disick and his girlfriend got photographed, as the pair walked together in Miami, Florida, on their way to eat at the Prime Hotel.

Kardashian is in town to film for reality show Kourtney and Khloe Take Miami. They don’t need to film Kardashian’s new mother boobs for the show. They just need to film an entire season of Disick’s stupid choices of footwear. They can start with the above, what my photo agency just calls animal print footwear. That’s like calling Crocs sandals. Wholly inaccurate, and wrong on many levels.

Pictures of Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick, together in Miami, Florida.

Image credit to Fame Pictures.

Jessica Simpson Claims She Only Gained 10 lbs

Amy Grindhouse — Thu, 04 Mar 2010 11:03:41 +0000

This will be submitted without too much comment. Except for a comment about how I’m pretty sure 8 of Jessica Simpson’s self-proclaimed 10 pound weight gain was on her nose, as it got bigger from all her lie-telling. On her appearence on Oprah, one of the many things she whined about was the criticism she received for gaining weight. She goes on to say she found the extra attention bothersome.

Jessica Simpson, 29, on the mom jeans/ weight jokes at her expense: “The fact I was famous last year for gaining 10 pounds is ridiculous and really sad. It would bother any woman, I would think,” she said. [NY Post]

Jessica Simpson goes into more detail about the weight scandal, below.

It wasn’t bad enough that she became the butt of tasteless jokes, her extra pounds packed on feelings of guilt: “I didn’t want to sit down and talk with anybody about it, because I felt guilty,” she said. “I felt like, you know, if people look at me and maybe they’re a size bigger, they look at themselves and they think they’re fat. I don’t want other people to feel fat if they’re a size 6 or whatever size they are.”
The 5-foot-3 Simpson claims that those mom jeans were only a size 4 and that she fluctuates between size 4 and 6, although OK! magazine reported last year that she told a friend she had ballooned to an 8: “It’s a really hard thing for me to talk about,” she said. “Because I celebrate women of all sizes, and I think we’re all beautiful.”

Image credit Mom Logic, Hollywood Grind. Story & info. NY Post.

Courtney Love Fails to get Her Twitter Verified

Amy Grindhouse — Thu, 04 Mar 2010 10:45:45 +0000

Courtney Love is trying to achieve Verified status for her Twitter account.

Her account, @CourtneyLoveUK, is used mainly to tweet punctuation-free brain vomit. Reading through her tweets is difficult as she just seems to tweet crap to random people, reply to everyone who contacts her (which is nice, I guess), and share re-tweets from sycophants and fans. Thankfully Gawker took the time to capture the images above, before these tweets were also buried under more madness. She doesn’t seem to understand the protocol for applying to become Verified; a process made simple, and explained in plain English by Twitter themselves. She turned to her followers for advice and they had some fun yanking her chain. With fake advice from people with no real affiliation with Twitter, like @CertifiedCelebs, Love is still un-Verified… for the time being.

Lady GaGa Wore This in Public to a London Bar

Amy Grindhouse — Wed, 03 Mar 2010 09:04:33 +0000

It’s Wednesday, and she’s awake, so it’s time for Lady GaGa to wear another weirdo outfit and see whether she gets popo-slapped by the fashion police. Unlike her attendance of the MAC Viva Glam event, she essentially covers her nips with this outfit. Though I guess exposed nips are an unfortunate consequence of wearing lace so often, and with such unexplainable vigour. Whenever I wear lace head-to-toe, with nothing but panties underneath, I get distinctly weird stares from the nice ladies at the checkouts at the local supermarket. It’s almost as though skating on thin ice when it comes to public nudity makes other people feel uncomfortable. The pics are of GaGa leaving Buddah Bar, in London, last night.

Image credit to Matrix/ Flynet Pictures.

Lindsay Lohan Thinks Rehab is Like Vacation

Amy Grindhouse — Tue, 02 Mar 2010 17:33:56 +0000

This report is not shocking. In fact, because this is Lindsay Lohan, this only just qualifies as news. Lohan reveals to the UK edition of OK! magazine that her last two trips to rehab were like a vacay. It’s pretty obvious that she sees rehab as nothing more than a vacation, without the beach and with slightly less coke. She tells the magazine that she only bothered going to rehab because she was ordered by the court. Going to a fake celebrity rehab like Promises, rather than spending less than two hours in jail, is probably the lesser of those evils.

“The second two times I went to rehab, to be honest with you, I had to go because it was a court thing. It was an obligation. I had to do it to stay out of getting any jail time….It was like a vacation. I love meeting new people and seeing what they’ve been experiencing. I met some great people. It was a nice time to shut everyone off for a while because there was so much noise. It was a positive experience….” [Hollyscoop]

In more horrifying news, Lohan apparently also admits to working on her autobiography. Yes, she’s writing a book about her life pAArtying and doing blow. It’ll be a short book, I’ll bet. Perhaps she can write it on the back of a napkin, and save the publisher valuable paper, rather than having the stupid thing bound.

Pictures below of Lohan arriving at LAX in Los Angeles, on February 12, 2010.

Image credit to Fame Pictures. Story & info. Hollyscoop, Pop Crunch.

Matt Damon Says He Hates His New Moustache

Amy Grindhouse — Tue, 02 Mar 2010 09:56:54 +0000

Everyone in the world with a working pair of eyes, you are not alone. You are most certainly not the only ones who hate that misplaced pubic hair on Matt Damon’s face, masquerading as facial hair. We noticed the baby-faced actor’s new ‘tache when he was forced against his will to take it for a walk on the red carpet. Since that time, from what I gather, he has been whining that he wants to look pre-pubescent and daisy fresh again and get rid of his furry friend.

Matt Damon admits the new moustache, grown for his upcoming film True Grit, exists only to impress movie bosses and fulfil his movie role.

He said: “This is for my new movie with the Coen Brothers. We’re redoing ‘True Grit’. I’ll show it to them this week. If they like it, fine. If not, I’ll try again. I actually hate the thing.” [Contact Music]

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