Lauren Conrad will delve into publishing once again, with a new style guide.

The Hills star, turned make believe fashion designer and NY Times best-selling author, is threatening to pen another style book. Nowhere in her plans does she detail actual intent to put pen to paper. However, a book cunningly entitled Lauren Conrad Style will be published by Harper Collins in the fall of 2010.

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Diddy shared a story with Radar about how desperate one particular woman was to get into his White Party.

Diddy’s White Parties involve a bunch of people, head-to-toe in white, wearing lots of bling, bobbing around to songs from 2007. Or that’s what I gathered from the live UStream Ashton Kutcher did of one of the parties in the Summer.

Despite not being that interesting, and more of a chance for a groupie to get ahead, one woman was prepared to stop at nothing to get in. Diddy told Radar Online in a video, about one woman in attendance who showed up in a non-white outfit. She was told she was not getting in, even if she was wearing solid gold panties. The rapper/ producer shared that the woman stripped naked and wrapped herself in white towel and was allowed to enter. She may have been nude underneath, in front of all those guests, but he says he wasn’t mad at her.

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Robert Pattinson has finally admitted what all of us knew the first time we clapped eyes on his nasty locks and all their greasy, drippy goodness.

Robert Pattinson doesn’t need to admit he has a negligible sense of his hygiene. His fans know they need to don sowesters or something else, to help fend off the rivers of grease dripping from his nasty mane. His fans are buying ridiculous things like shower curtains and panties with his face on, knowing he probably smells like day old armpit. However, none of them seem to care too much.

The Twilight Saga star says that his sense of personal hygiene is totally nasty and putrid, that he smells, and that he hardly ever changes his clothes.

In an interview posted by UK’s New! magazine, Pattinson says that he rarely changes his clothes. “These jeans are a few days old,” he says. “But the top is probably fresh because it gets to the point where even I can’t stand the air around me. I don’t know, my personal hygiene – it’s so disgusting!” He explains that his constant travel schedule pares down his wardrobe quite a bit.” (via Us)

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Shakira appeared on Spanish TV show El Hormiguero and she looked rather bemused by her own styling.

Shakira was the guest star on TV show El Hormiguero, in Madrid, Spain. For her appearance, the songstress wore a grey ripped jacket with the arms slit to the elbow, and her hair in twists to resemble a dread-locked style.

If you can stand the LOLS and the terrible, terrible hair see nine more photos.

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Kristin Cavallari over-sharing with a story about her tampon string hanging out.

Kristin Cavallari told Us magazine about a time she had a tampon string disaster on a photo shoot.

The star of MTV’s The Hills wasn’t brought back because she’s a pretty face, or because they’d run out of love triangles and wanted her to start working her way back around the cast again. Cavallari was brought back for her big ol’ mouth.

This is demonstrated in a delightfully awkward story she shared with Us. She recalled a time during a photo shoot with skimpy lingerie, where her tampon string was mistaken for a loose thread, with humiliating consequences.

Miley Cyrus was voted Worst Celebrity Influence 2009, by her fellow tweens, in an online poll today.

The poll was conducted for AOL’s Just So You Know website aimed at 9-15 year-olds. Miley Cyrus took 42% of the vote and fellow washouts Britney Spears and Kanye West took places two and three, respectively. Overall the poll took 50,000 votes, across this and several other categories.

The 16-year-old singer is often seen hanging off the arms of much older men. Worse so, she has been involved in Pedo Bear-sponsored escapades. This includes being featured on semi-nude magazine covers, in semi-nude stolen photos online, or just being captured in a various states of undress. If she’s not having a nip slip, or otherwise falling out of her tops, she’s barely wearing tops at all. Or, she is taking pictures of herself in bikinis. There was even a rancid sex-scandal in which she was accused of having posed for teen blow-job photos, and having them leaked online.

Though the poll offers no real specifics, this year has seen Miley Cyrus hit with racism, sex, poll-dancing, and dating scandals. This was bound to happen.

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Kate Gosselin wants to pursue a movie career, as she feels so comfortable in front of the camera.

The reality star of Jon and Kate Plus 8 says that she is a natural in front of the camera. She seems to also think that being followed around in her own house by a TLC steady-cam is the same as a real movie career. It’s not, my dear. It’s really not. Well, so long as no one takes this clownish offer for her services seriously, we’ll never have to see Kate Gosselin on the big or small screen.

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The Shake Weight has cranked up the icky-factor, by releasing their product for men.

The Shake Weight for men is another horrifying device that looks like a sex-aid on steroids. It claims to give you a great arm workout, and help you to buff up. But let’s face it, if this kind of arm-wrenching/ pumping action worked, every man in the world would already have arms of steel. The only reason anyone would buy a H-nd Job in a Box is to scare someone a little early, before Halloween.

The women’s version was ridiculous. No woman with any self respect would go near this product. Or at least she would not admit, to any sexually-active male, that she enjoyed using it. She’d never get rid of him, or his suggestive remarks about a cheaper model she could use that works just as well.

As for the male version, it’s actually too hard to watch the infomercial, with all of those over-lubed men. If you’d like to know what people really think about this product, see below.

Funny or Die parody video, for the same product called the Rod Quake 3000.

Image via Tiny Pic. Story via Consumerist, Shake Weight, Funny or Die.

Sienna Miller was savaged in the media for the second time this week. This time it was for her acting in a Broadway show, After Miss Julie.

Earlier in the week Sienna Miller’s alleged sexual escapades were listed, and seemingly mocked, by the NY Times. Their piece was intended to serve as a profile, not a character assassination. However, you’d never have known it from the way it was written. You’d think her vagina had killed people, as bad a reputation as it has. I have it on good authority that her privates have never harmed anyone who wasn’t asking for it.

Today, a series of reviews are out about the actress and most of them are not so kind. This time the critics have done a little thinking outside the box. Rather than whine about her WVS (Wandering Vagina Syndrome), they are slaying her performance in a Broadway show, After Miss Julie.

The actress, best known in the UK media for her romance with ex-flame Jude Law, was called an assortment of names. None of them were pet names, or other oddly over-familiar monikers. She was labelled everything from a novice to flat out poor. Previews began Sept 18. Oct. 22 was the opening night performance, watched by names including US Vogue editor Anna Wintour.

More on what the critics had to say below. Also, six photos of Sienna Miller as she leaves from the stage door of her Broadway play, After Miss Julie, performance on Oct. 4, New York City, New York.

• New York Times reviewer Ben Brantley, Broadway’s most influential critic, admitted he had been “rooting” for Sienna.  But he wrote: “If [After Miss] Julie is written as clashing chords of conflicted impulses, Ms Miller plays them like a novice at a piano, plunking down each note loudly and individually.”
• Terry Teachout, from The Wall Street Journal, was equally scathing, writing the following on the actress: “As for Ms Miller, a model-turned second-tier movie star, all she does is stalk around the stage striking vampy poses but the truth is she has no more business playing a classic stage role than I have posing for the cover of Vogue.”

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Chris Kirkpatrick, a spare member of late 90’s/ early 00’s boyband N-Sync, is threatening a reunion.

The group have been on a hiatus since 2002, when Justin Timberlake went supernova and the rest of the band sat around and picked their cracks/ went on Dancing with the Stars. Kirkpatrick has hinted that the band still has a hope of getting back together, and thus helping pay his rent. The poor thing. It must suck so bad to be the band member everyone forgets exists, as soon as the group disbands. The former singer, now 38, yes 38 human years-old, says that if or when the time is right the group could still reform.

Timberlake was pretty quick to rubbish reunion claims shortly after the group parted ways, so it’ll be interesting to see if or when he reacts to this.

Image credit to Rolling Stone. Story via People.