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Pamela Anderson Moves Into Her Man’s Trailer

Feb 13th, 2009
by Amy Grindhouse.
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Pamela Anderson is clearly not a woman worried about her reputation or what the eff people generally think of her – after all she leaves the house without her pants on and often looks as though she applied her make-up using only her fists [Website – Amy Grindhouse].

I’d hold back on the LOLs on this post, but to be honest I don’t like Palm-A-La-Handerson enough to do so and this is a slow ass news day – so WHY NOT!

According to reports Anderson is slumming it up, in a trailer park. Now, for those others of you reading this who are also non-US native, I believe a ‘trailer park’ is a patch of land out in the wilderness where Cheeto eatin’ barefoot trash are grown from little seeds. That’s right… right?

Says Yahoo News, “The former ‘Baywatch’ star is reportedly living in a mobile home with new lover Jamie Padgett, who is a surfer and electrician, in Malibu.” A source said “Pam is staying with him in the Paradise Cove trailer park while her house is renovated.”

The source added, “Pam and the kids joined Jamie and his sons – who are around Brandon and Dylan’s age – on his boat in Paradise Cove at the weekend. They spent most of the time on the beach with their kids. They are really happy together.”

WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT PAMMY LIVING IN A TRAILER?

Celebrity news and gossip written by AmyGrindhouse.com. Image credit to World Faces / Splash News. Story courtesy of Yahoo News.

Famous Twitter Pages Hacked Today… Ha!

Jan 5th, 2009
by Amy Grindhouse.
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YES – you read right biatches. Certain famous people and news agencies have had their Twitter pages hacked today. The hackers don’t seem to want to do anything particularly intelligent with their access, just embarrass the heck out of all those concerned, by sending out fake tweets [Website – Amy Grindhouse].

For example, as of a few hours ago, Britney Spears Official Twitter page said:

“Hi Y’all. Brit Brit here, just wanted to update all on the size of my vagina. It’s about 4 feet wide with razor sharp teeth.” 

I’m so glad that I saw the report about this hacking on Buzz Feed. Otherwise  I’d never have known that like half my day’s feeds are fake. I thought all the tweets about toothy vagina’s and gay TV presenters were shits and giggles from bored media personnel, on their first day back after the Christmas Holiday’s.

I mean, really, if you’d seen the above with no alert as to it’s fakery, would you not think that Brit Brit was just expanding into a new multimedia platform in order to give her vagina updates. Papa Spears has her vage on lockdown. How else would one get their daily beaver news?

According to Tech Crunch (via Buzz Feed) there was no real malice, only BITCH-ASS-NESS at play here:

[Our] guess is this has nothing to do with the phishing attacks that started on Twitter a couple of days ago. But a few minutes ago the official Fox News Twitter account posted “Breaking: Bill O Riley is gay” (referring to the host of the popular Fox show O’Reilly Factor), right after a legitimate message about making turkey lettuce wraps.

[Our] guess is they’re just finding out about it now, and realizing their password, which was probably “password,” has been changed. Twitter will promptly restore the account to its rightful owners.

See the hacked pages including FaceBook and the HuffPo by clicking the thumbs below…

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[IMAGE CREDIT: Tech Crunch & ONTD]

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Mid-Week Random Ridiculousness

Dec 17th, 2008
by Amy Grindhouse.
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Loyal reader and good friend of mine, Mik of Slightly Mordant Dot Com sent me this funny arse picture over the weekend – he says that he saw it and thought of me [Website – Amy Grindhouse].

Now, this makes me curious – do the rest of you, see assorted cheese themed items online and find that your mind wanders onto thoughts of my no-no places?

Really!

I can assure you that my vagina does not smell of cheese. My farts on the other hand are an entirely different matter. But my va-jay-jay not so much =)

[Image courtesy of LoveFun.com sent by Mik]

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Celeb Snax 8/12/08: SNL’s Latest Digital Short… & More

Dec 8th, 2008
by Amy Grindhouse.
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Check out the below, for some mighty filling celeb snax [Website – Amy Grindhouse].

  • Since when can you say JIZZ on TV? SNL’s latest digital short is EPIC! [YouPoop]
  • Brangelina photoshop disaster [Agent Bedhead]
  • Kanye-zee throws a strop [HolyMoly!]
  • Amy Poehler on Saturday Night Live, as Hillary Clinton [PopBytes]
  • A Duchovny family outing [SOMG]
  • Hilary Duff’s horse teefs and belt are FAIL [Ayyyy]
  • Eva Longoria gets her hair and her groove back [I Don't Want Your Life]
  • The puppies are leaving?!? [Busy Bee Blogger]
  • Parasite Hilton gets roughed up by the paps [Celebitchy]
  • Mischa Barton to star in Ugly Betty [Gabby Babble]
  • Pamela Anderson looks craaaayzay [Celebridiot]
  • BONUS LINK – Bitchin’ awesome contest time, peeps [Celebrity Smack]

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So, Which One Of Y’All Is Buying Me This For Christmas?

Dec 5th, 2008
by Amy Grindhouse.
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So, I was cruising around, being a nuisance and looking for a ‘TGIF: Random Ridiculousness’ piece and I stumbled on this little beauty [Website – Amy Grindhouse].

CLICK to watch the video below, for a (fake) advert for the ‘Cheetos Pet’. 

This HAS to be a joke right? Like the kind of thing me and the other drunken blog harlots think up after a long night of dry-heaving and hallucinating. If it is real, the mind boggles as to how many narcotics one would have to take, in order to ‘right’ the world again. Me-finks that there aren’t enough drugs left in the world after Crackie McBeehive stashed them all in her ‘do. Might try to catch a sugar high from a can of Bacon flavour Coka Cola instead and see if that has the desired affect.

Am I trippin’? Did y’all see a few seconds into the in-FAUX-mercial, where the actors water the clay animals and much like a ChiaPet, the Cheetos grow and fashion themselves into some kind of ‘fur’. Pah… The same thing happens to me, when I eat too many Cheese Balls and wash them down with the last drops outta mah frappe drip.

Me and Brit Brit (formerly known as Cheeto) Spears are on the same page on this one. Spears may have had a gun put to her head and weaned herself of the cheesy stuff, cold turkey, but when Chester Cheetah clicks his fingers, that bitch comes a runnin’. The Amy Grindhouse Secret Santa will have to be reduced to shenanigans, as I KNOW what I want and I may end up having accidents in my sleep, out of nervous anxiety, if I do not get it =(

[Hat Hip to my favourite blogger and the man you outta blame for my Cheeto addiction... MK @ Dlisted.com]

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Strawberry & Cheese Flavoured Orgasms In A Bag

Oct 27th, 2008
by Amy Grindhouse.
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Yes, one is a little too fascinated with all things cheesy.

Yes, the title was deliberately obtuse, in order to get your attention [Website – Amy Grindhouse].

Have been poking my nosey around the pages of Consumerist.com today and stumbled on an old find that I would like to share with you.

Some of you may have noticed, over the course of my writings on here, that I have a wholey unhealthy fascination with both Cheeto Spears and all things cheese flavour. Imagine my delight then, while perusing the aforementioned site, when I found a long-forgotten post with the title, ‘Move to Japan So you Can Eat Strawberry Cheetos’!‘ Or, as I protest the post should have been called, ‘Moved to the greatest country on earth, where the streets are lined with Cheetos as far as the eye can see, in any shape, size and flavour you can imagine’.

The article was about something so mind-blowingly orgasmic that I guess I had to block it out for the sake of my own health. The product is real Cheetos, really from Frito Lay, but only available in Japan. The “Strawberry Cheeto” is a plain cheeto dipped in strawberry frosting – looks vomit worthy, I’ll but bet it tastes like Saint Angelina sweat. Nice.

The hot biatches behind this product should totally be given a Nobel prize or something for this wondrous invention. Never has man been blessed with such a gift that both contributed to the sciences, but also had an influence for the good man kind. Not only have they come up with the strawberry orgasms in a bag, but chocolate ones too!

Enjoy!

Read more about the different flavours at InventorSpot.

[IMAGE CREDIT: InventorSpot.com]

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