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Tonight Show with Conan O’Brien Craigslist Sale

Amy Grindhouse — Fri, 15 Jan 2010 07:04:10 +0000

On the Thursday January 14, 2010 evening show, Conan O’Brien joked about putting his show up for sale on Craigslist.org (video of him discussing it will be added later if I can find it). That website isn’t prevalent everywhere in the world, and I only know what the heck it is ‘cos famous clowns keep pulling stuff like this. It’s basically all the crap that wouldn’t sell on GumTree.com. It’s like GumTree.com would be if it started mixing its uppers with its downers.

O’Brien joked that he wanted to get rid of the show, while he still could. Which is kind of like Parasite selling her herpes meds before they expire. It may not be the best idea but sometimes you need the beer money. The listing, says Mashable, can be found under the for sale/wanted, collectibles category in Los Angeles. The show’s barely used and O’Brien will trade for Coldplay tickets.

Click on either screen print to read the full thing, listings don’t stay up forever.

Kiefer Sutherland Wears A Dress On Letterman

Amy Grindhouse — Thu, 14 Jan 2010 08:44:39 +0000

Here’s a short word of warning to the men reading this. Don’t lose a bet to a friend and then appear on a popular late night talk show in front of millions of people. You will be made an ass of, and you will be internationally humiliated. You will also be short one friend at the end of the night because, in this case, you are Jack Bauer and you can arrange for things to happen to people. The video of the interview is below. It shows Kiefer Sutherland, on Letterman, on Wednesday night, looking annoyed. He came on wearing combat boots, a long-sleeved t-shirt, and a green print dress. He told Letterman the ensemble was because he lost a bet over the weekend, on the New England Patriots/ Baltimore game.

If you can stand the second-hand embarrassment and the hairy legs, jump.

The video showing Kiefer Sutherland on Letterman Wednesday Jan. 13, 2010.

Image/ video, CBS Late Show with David Letterman, The Huffington Post.

Tony Romo’s Funny Or Die (FoD) Video

Amy Grindhouse — Wed, 15 Jul 2009 14:08:42 +0000

Jessica Simpson’s former boo shot a Funny or Die (FoD) video. Tony Romo, the Dallas Cowboys quarterback, sounded less retarded than I was assuming he would. He rather articulately mocks himself, talks about hos and Choco Yum, the petrol that tastes like gasoline. Mmm.

Royal Guards Play Thriller as Jackson Tribute

Amy Grindhouse — Mon, 06 Jul 2009 03:30:17 +0000

Royal guards unexpectedly play Thriller as a tribute to Michael Jackson. Yep.

In the UK, the Army’s Band of the Coldstream Guards played Thriller by Michael Jackson as a tribute to the late star.

Before you go pooping your pants with excitement, you should know that they are unable to dance along, as they are lugging around instruments that weigh as much as one of Shauna Sands’ bubies. However, this video made me nearly poop with anticipation and actually poop while laughing. So your daily quota of convulsing until you have an unexpected bodily function will be fulfilled by playing this clip. Awesome.

The Army’s Band of the Coldstream Guards have done their own tribute to the late Michael Jackson, as they played one of his most famous hits Thriller near Buckingham Palace. Around 40 drummers, trumpeters, clarinet and trombone players took part. (via Sky News)

Some LQ screencaps from the funny video can be found below.

Jamie Foxx Crush On Curvy Kirstie Alley

Amy Grindhouse — Fri, 22 May 2009 19:45:18 +0000

Oscar winner Jamie Foxx has been tempted by former Cheers star Kirstie Alley’s offer of romance – because he likes big women.

The actress recently revealed a longtime crush on the Ray star, telling America’s People magazine she wanted a “booty call” from the actor/singer, and Foxx admits Alley does meet his criteria of ideal women. He says, “I do like them thick (big)… (and) she is thick.” (Via IMDb)

I like “thick” guys myself. They’re only thick in one area but that works for me.

Anna Faris Is A Bad Influence On Small Children

Amy Grindhouse — Wed, 20 May 2009 22:27:35 +0000

Anna Faris is a darling, but she shares a little too much information in interviews. I mean, I love TMI as much as anyone, but even I draw the line at stories of boozing up small children.

Despite being a bad influence on the kiddies, this actress is as cute as a button and not even her slightly annoying announcement to get relatively fat for the sake of love can change the fact that she is one of the least offensive female celebrities right now.

Where other celebs slut and drink their way around the scene, Faris manages to mostly fly under the radar and keep her actions on the down-low. Well, that is until today when it was revealed that an embarrassing text messaging “Oops!” led her to invite a small child to go out drinking.

“I sent a text to a small child, asking the small child if they wanted to get drunk with me,” Faris told Tarts at last week’s T-Mobile Sidekick LX™ launch party at Hollywood’s Paramount Studios.

“But I meant it for my friend. The small child said, ‘I don’t know what getting drunk means’ so bless their little heart.”

Image credit to Russ Einhorn/ Splash News.

Denise Richards’ Funbags Video By FoD

Amy Grindhouse — Wed, 22 Apr 2009 18:54:19 +0000

Denise Richards’ Funbags Video By FoD (Funny or Die)

Denise Richards’ and her “funbags” star in this hilarious Funny or Die (FoD) video.

The actress must be all kinds of hard up due to the recession if she is resorting to selling her tatas on FoD. Rather than pimp herself out to Playboy again, she simply traded her funbags for LOLs. Personally, I think it was worth the trade.

Who knew she even had a sense of humour???

Lindsay Lohan eHarmony Ad (FoD Video)

Amy Grindhouse — Tue, 14 Apr 2009 17:17:54 +0000

Lindsay Lohan’s eHarmony Profile from Lindsay Lohan

Lindsay Lohan has made fun of herself and her fail relationship/ reported drinking problem/ inevitable pending breakdown.

Hohan is an easy target and yet, to be perfectly frank, spending moments of a day that one will never get back writing about her exploits is not something anyone wants to do. So, you will understand the jubilation when she and her fellow train-wrecks are so kind as to mock themselves, to spare others the pain of so doing.

Check out the video above, in which Lindsay Lohan appears in a mock eHarmony dating advert. Thus, she is parodying how completely ridiculous she appears to those whose job it is to sit and watch her and document every detail of her crumbling life. Well done for being so brave, and uncharacteristically self-deprecating Hohan!

American Idol Voting Phone Number Scandal

Amy Grindhouse — Wed, 11 Mar 2009 20:09:10 +0000

This is such a non-story, but it was so funny that I had to post it here. The people at American Idol have got themselves in a bit of a pickle. The show has traditionally had 12 contestants in their final and so the phone numbers associated with their voting systems only go up to 12.

The problem this year is that the show decided to be all special like and have a 13th contestant. This presents a real issue as they cannot access the phone number that would fit at the end of the sequence — because a phone sex company has already bought the number!

According to TMZ “A.I” only owns twelve numbers (1-866-IDOLS-01 through 1-866-IDOLS-12) — the Prescient Porn Company snatched up 1-866-IDOLS-13.

The “Idol” brass had to scramble — they’ll reveal the number for contestant 13 tonight.

This is such a LOL moment. I bet lots of tween fans are gonna grow up fast assuming contestant 13 will have that number, and they are going to get through to someone heaving down the phone like a heavy smoker instead.

You can listen to the audio from the naughty phone-line via TMZ.com.

Real Housewives Of Atlanta Star Is Broke Too

Amy Grindhouse — Mon, 23 Feb 2009 21:08:08 +0000

So, there is another bitch in town who wants to steal Daddy Lohan’s crown of ’Broke Ass Bitch’ of the year. ‘Real Housewives of Atlanta’ reality TV star and cheapo weave wearer, Kim Zolciak , has had to suffer the same embarrasment of Daddy Lo and had her site shut down.

How are these people running their shit? As if it weren’t bad enough that both sites were as fug as Beyonce’s Oscars dress, any visitors have to put up with the retarded notice stating that the stars are gonna be butt fucked until they pay their MFing bills.

The statement on Kimmy’s broke ass site reads “SITE DOWN Due To Non-Payment — The site will temporarily be ‘non-active’ due to failure of payment”

WHAT DO YOU THINK of all these ‘celebs’ not paying their bills?

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