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Tonight Show with Conan O’Brien Craigslist Sale

On the Thursday January 14, 2010 evening show, Conan O’Brien joked about putting his show up for sale on Craigslist.org (video of him discussing it will be added later if I can find it). That website isn’t prevalent everywhere in the world, and I only know what the heck it is ‘cos famous clowns keep pulling stuff like this. It’s basically all the crap that wouldn’t sell on GumTree.com. It’s like GumTree.com would be if it started mixing its uppers with its downers.

O’Brien joked that he wanted to get rid of the show, while he still could. Which is kind of like Parasite selling her herpes meds before they expire. It may not be the best idea but sometimes you need the beer money. The listing, says Mashable, can be found under the for sale/wanted, collectibles category in Los Angeles. The show’s barely used and O’Brien will trade for Coldplay tickets.

Click on either screen print to read the full thing, listings don’t stay up forever.

Kiefer Sutherland Wears A Dress On Letterman

Here’s a short word of warning to the men reading this. Don’t lose a bet to a friend and then appear on a popular late night talk show in front of millions of people. You will be made an ass of, and you will be internationally humiliated. You will also be short one friend at the end of the night because, in this case, you are Jack Bauer and you can arrange for things to happen to people. The video of the interview is below. It shows Kiefer Sutherland, on Letterman, on Wednesday night, looking annoyed. He came on wearing combat boots, a long-sleeved t-shirt, and a green print dress. He told Letterman the ensemble was because he lost a bet over the weekend, on the New England Patriots/ Baltimore game.

If you can stand the second-hand embarrassment and the hairy legs, jump.

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Tony Romo’s Funny Or Die (FoD) Video

Jessica Simpson’s former boo shot a Funny or Die (FoD) video. Tony Romo, the Dallas Cowboys quarterback, sounded less retarded than I was assuming he would. He rather articulately mocks himself, talks about hos and Choco Yum, the petrol that tastes like gasoline. Mmm.

Royal Guards Play Thriller as Jackson Tribute


Royal guards unexpectedly play Thriller as a tribute to Michael Jackson. Yep.

In the UK, the Army’s Band of the Coldstream Guards played Thriller by Michael Jackson as a tribute to the late star.

Before you go pooping your pants with excitement, you should know that they are unable to dance along, as they are lugging around instruments that weigh as much as one of Shauna Sands’ bubies. However, this video made me nearly poop with anticipation and actually poop while laughing. So your daily quota of convulsing until you have an unexpected bodily function will be fulfilled by playing this clip. Awesome.

The Army’s Band of the Coldstream Guards have done their own tribute to the late Michael Jackson, as they played one of his most famous hits Thriller near Buckingham Palace. Around 40 drummers, trumpeters, clarinet and trombone players took part. (via Sky News)

Some LQ screencaps from the funny video can be found below.

Jamie Foxx Crush On Curvy Kirstie Alley

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Oscar winner Jamie Foxx has been tempted by former Cheers star Kirstie Alley’s offer of romance – because he likes big women.

The actress recently revealed a longtime crush on the Ray star, telling America’s People magazine she wanted a “booty call” from the actor/singer, and Foxx admits Alley does meet his criteria of ideal women. He says, “I do like them thick (big)… (and) she is thick.” (Via IMDb)

I like “thick” guys myself. They’re only thick in one area but that works for me.

Anna Faris Is A Bad Influence On Small Children

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Anna Faris is a darling, but she shares a little too much information in interviews. I mean, I love TMI as much as anyone, but even I draw the line at stories of boozing up small children.

Despite being a bad influence on the kiddies, this actress is as cute as a button and not even her slightly annoying announcement to get relatively fat for the sake of love can change the fact that she is one of the least offensive female celebrities right now. 

Where other celebs slut and drink their way around the scene, Faris manages to mostly fly under the radar and keep her actions on the down-low. Well, that is until today when it was revealed that an embarrassing text messaging “Oops!” led her to invite a small child to go out drinking.

“I sent a text to a small child, asking the small child if they wanted to get drunk with me,” Faris told Tarts at last week’s T-Mobile Sidekick LX™ launch party at Hollywood’s Paramount Studios. 

“But I meant it for my friend. The small child said, ‘I don’t know what getting drunk means’ so bless their little heart.”

Image credit to Russ Einhorn/ Splash News.