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Vanessa Hudgens on Sucker Punch Nude Scene

Amy Grindhouse — Tue, 14 Jul 2009 10:59:13 +0000

Vanessa Hudgens has spoken about her nude scene in the upcoming Zack Snyder flick, Sucker Punch.

The former High School Musical star is taking the road badly travelled, by Jessica Biel and Lindsay Lohan, by filming a nude scene to shed her good girl image. No idea why this adorable little prostitot thinks she has a good girl image anymore. So far as I and many others are concerned, the idea of her being anything but bad went out of the window when she took pictures of herself and her 70s bush for her man banged boyfriend.

“I’m playing a character named Blondie and it’s set in a brothel in the 1950s, so there’s not a whole lot of clothes,” Hudgens told U.K.’s Metro.

…”‘I think this is my time to really step it up and get to grow up,” she said. “It will be somewhat different with the content and a few more foul words but that’s the biggest difference.” (via NY Daily News)

Image credit to Juan Rico/Fame Pictures.

Mischa Barton Lands Role On ‘A Beautiful Life’

Amy Grindhouse — Fri, 13 Mar 2009 14:41:12 +0000

Ooh, girl. Mischa Barton has finally landed herself a paycheck after being seen for so long as the HoHan of the small screen (famous for being perpetually out of work). The formerly skinny star, best known for her work on the OC, has landed herself a role on Ashton Kutcher’s latest project.

Her fan (yes, fan) will be so thrilled to know that Mushy’s famous acting talents will once again be on display in glorious HD technicolor. Barton is not set to star on Gossip Girl, as per previously rumoured, but a new CW drama called A Beautiful Life.

Barton spoke to the hot biatches @ People magazine about being able to pay the rent this month. “Ashton developed it about his life growing up as a model from Iowa, so it’s about the whole fashion world that he was in, and obviously I have a lot of friends in the fashion world, so I’m used to being around a lot of people in that,”

“[I play] a bitchy model-type character, like it’s a totally different character for me,” says Barton, who starts shooting as Sonia, a successful model who keeps the competition at bay but also advises the younger ones, at the end of the month.”

WOOT, no Spaghetti Os for Mushy tonight, time to break out the celebratory Pork ‘n’ Beans !

Image credit to Splash News

Hilary Duff Might Hate Faye Dunaway

Amy Grindhouse — Wed, 04 Feb 2009 21:42:20 +0000

Hilary Duff is a woman after my own heart. The former tween star has managed to get over the obstacle of having GIANT horse teefs (so big they dominate her entire mouf), long enough to slag off Faye Dunaway [Website – Amy Grindhouse].

The feud started when Dunaway found out that Duff was set to star in a remake of ‘Bonnie & Clyde’; Dunaway, 68, who starred with Warren Beatty in the 1967 original, was quoted in the Chicago Sun-Times as saying, “Couldn’t they at least cast a real actress?”

Miley Cyrus 1.0 made her “GRRRRRR” face and retaliated by making fun of Dunaway’s looks. Via the HuffPo, ”I think that my fans that are going to go see the movie don’t even know who she is, so you know, uh, I think it was a little unnecessary but I might be mad if I looked like that now too.”

UPDATE: Now with video of Duff’s offensive comments. JUMP to watch!!!

Story sent in to the ‘Tips’ line General4AmyG AT Gmail DOT Com via my darling (fave reader of this blog) Kelly. Loves you Kel <3

Celebrity news and gossip written by AmyGrindhouse.com. Image credit to ST / Splash News. Story courtest of the HuffPo (via reader, Kelly)

Vivica A. Fox Will Promote Crap For Food

Amy Grindhouse — Tue, 03 Feb 2009 20:39:55 +0000

Oh, dear lord. I thought this video was a joke when I first saw it. Now, I adore this woman, I really do, but FTW is she thinking pimping herself out for such a tacky product – - Vivica A. Fox can be seen in the video below, in her promo for the Psychic Friends Network [Website – Amy Grindhouse].

Ooooh, lordy.

Judging by this ad and that tragic weave, things must be at there worst for years. I take this as proof that the recession has finally hit Hollywood? Are other actors out there lending their face and likeness to other tacky products that I don’t know about. Is Kim Kardashian advertising catfood – - is Jessica Simpson doing voice over work for Tampons?

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF VIVICA’S ADVERT?

UPDATE: This IS a real ad, but Fox is allegedly pissed at the PFN for releasing it. (via TMZ)

Celebrity news and gossip written by AmyGrindhouse.com. Image credit to Fernando Allende/Splash News.

Kate Moss To Become An Actress

Amy Grindhouse — Mon, 02 Feb 2009 14:48:03 +0000

Kate Moss is telling friends that she wants to move on from modelling into a new career — acting [Website – Amy Grindhouse].

Moss has realised that her looks and her freakin’ miraculously long-lasting (thus far) modelling career cannot last forever, and so she is looking into her next big project. According to The NOTW:

“She’s always had dreams of acting. Kate’s nervous but feels, with the right backing, she can make the transition from supermodel to Hollywood star. Kate will combine her two careers. She won’t give up modelling.”

DO YOU THINK KATE IS BETTER AS A MODEL OR ACTRESS?

Celebrity news and gossip written by AmyGrindhouse.com. Image credit to Ian Lawrence / Splash News. Story courtesy of NOTW

Hilary Duff Is Still Getting Work?

Amy Grindhouse — Fri, 14 Nov 2008 20:25:34 +0000

Hilary Duff has scored herself an NBC TV Show and that’s fine by me, so long as it means no more GD albums [Website – Amy Grindhouse].

The 21-year-old, who is currently pimping out her bargain-basement album/ bastardized Depeche Mode single, is meeting with writers, according to Variety…

The Duff series would be produced by Universal Media Studios. Deal was announced by NBC Entertainment/ Universal Media Studios co-chairman Ben Silverman.

Duff will meet with writers and comb through the [...] development for the right project to star in.

DO YOU THINK it is too extreme of me to have just taken a hammer to my digital TV recorder, in order to stop myself from watching this EPIC casting fail?

[IMAGE CREDIT: Vickers/Seligman/Splash News]

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‘Repo! The Generic Opera’ Gets Bad Reviews

Amy Grindhouse — Sun, 09 Nov 2008 01:57:03 +0000

Parasite Hilton and her gigantic feetsies are not as good at making movies as once thought [Website – Amy Grindhouse].

It would be a perfectly sensible assumption that any ‘film’ starring Hilton would be a must-see filled with valtrex overdoses and wonky eyes.

However, Hilton made a fatal error in keeping her vagina covered for the entire length of her new film, Repo! The Generic FAIL Opera – and as a result, the film has been slammed harder than [insert dirty joke here]…

Los Angeles Times critic Mark Olsen wrote:

“The film is bad – not good-bad, tacky-bad or fun-bad, just plain awful and nearly unwatchable. It seems the production has had to cut around the ubiquitous Paris Hilton, as she is never glimpsed in anything but brief, fleeting shots and her hoarse bark of a singing voice is used as little as possible.”

The San Jose Mercury suggests the film is:

“as bad as it gets”, adding it’s “easily one of the worst movies of the year, if not all time.“

Have you seen this vagina-free FAIL movie. If so, THOUGHTS PLEHZ.

[IMAGE CREDIT: Scott Doctor/ Splash News]

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Diddy: Aubrey O’Day Given The Boot From Danity Kane Due To Her ‘Tude

Amy Grindhouse — Thu, 16 Oct 2008 18:54:42 +0000

It’s been a whole 24-hours since the news of Aubrey O’Day being fired from her R&B band, Danity Kane, was broadcast for the world to see… and by ‘broadcast for the world to see’, I mean ‘broadcast for the world to mock and speculate on’. [Website – Amy Grindhouse].

According to Big Bad Master P, O’Day being fired on live TV was nothing but a publicity stunt, to get the band more attention come 2009. The idea being to broadcast ‘Diddy’s Making The Band’ again, but with “bonus episodes”.

According to PNasty:

We’re pretty sure that Diddy’s decision to boot Aubrey and D. Woods from the band was just a ploy to keep making money off of unsuspecting fans, and that the “master star maker and a genius at creating drama” will be bringing the ousted members back.

EVP Series Development & Programming at MTV, Tony DiSanto, said, “There is so much more story to tell, amazing music and great drama to come. With Diddy you never quite know exactly what’s next…But it’s pretty certain you won’t be able to take your eyes off!”

Speaking of which, the Gossip Super Friends are still scratching their heads trying to figure out what the heck the real reason for O’Day being fired was.

No sensible reason has so far been given – Diddy was too busy jet-skiing on some exotic island, to bother participating on his own show, although he did send the following message by showbiz carrier pigeon:

“I just want to work with the young lady that I signed, not the person that fame has made her,” said Diddy via satellite on the show.

Band member Dawn Richard went on to reveal post-firing, “Puff did not like (Aubrey’s) image…where her image was going for the group.”

Oooh, snap, that is one mother of a passive-aggressive statement, if ever there was one!

What the heck does that even mean anyway?

She was fired for being too much more famous than the other members? Was she too bossy, too bitchy, too slutty… aaah, that skank factor. Let’s be real, O’Day’s ‘Open Gate’ policy may be the reason she was canned.

WHY DO YOU THINK AUBREY WAS FIRED?

[IMAGE CREDIT: Demis Maryannakis / Splash News]

Scientology TV: Katie Holmes In Eli Stone

Amy Grindhouse — Fri, 10 Oct 2008 18:57:10 +0000

Does having the queen of an alien hive in your television production, automatically make it a Scientology tv-show? [Website – Amy Grindhouse]

If so, queen, Katie Holmes, Supreme Robot Ruler of all the Thetans, starring in ‘Eli Stone‘, is Scientology TV at its finest.

You should totally watch the clip above, in all its horrifying HQ glory.

In the clip, Holmes and her bouffant, granny-weave, attempt to sing and… um, I think… be sexy (???)

Watching this clip, one can only presume that Holmes attended a Scientology course, which gave her the superpower to channel Catherine-Zeta-Jones, à la Chicago!

DOES ANYONE HERE FIND HOLMES ‘SEDUCTION‘ OF STAR, JONNY-LEE MILLER, REMOTELY SEXY O_o?

Dane Cook: 10 Reason To Hate ‘My Best Friend’s Girl’ Movie Poster

Amy Grindhouse — Tue, 12 Aug 2008 21:00:00 +0000

Some sources say Dane Cook is a big sissy girl. Others say he is somewhat dishy if you like that kind of thing, but he can rant and drivel on like a little girl [Website – Amy Grindhouse].

Comedian/actor Dane Cook claims to hate his latest movie’s poster and he has even blogged about 10 reasons why on his MySpace blog (see, big sissy girl):

“Dear Diary,

Before the downpour let me just say that my new movie, My Best Friends Girl, is the best / funniest film I’ve done yet. It’s got a terrific cast. Kate Hudson, Alec Baldwin, Jason Biggs, and myself [sic] really kicked the funny around. This movie showcases our talents accordingly as it expands on them. It’s a fun R-rated flick. An edgy comedy with a dash of romance.

That being said, let me address the fact that although I’m not a marketing major, I have a bit of a trusted reputation after 18 years self-promoting. I’d like to inform you I had no say in this marketing campaign, but if I did, things would be different since it is obvious that this poster is boring / odd and has zero to do with the movie I performed in. Here are a few things that truly blow about my upcoming movie poster to promote the release of the film opening on September 19th:

1. Graphics: Whoever photoshopped our poster must have done so at taser point with 3 minutes to fulfill their hostage takers deranged obligations. They should have called Donnie Hoyle and had him give a tutorial using “You Suck at Photoshop” templates. This is so glossy it makes Entertainment Weekly look wooden.

2. My head: The left side of my face seems to be melting off of my skull. I guess I am looking directly into the Ark of the Covenant? Are they going for the bells palsy thing here? My left side looks like Brittany Spears’ [sic] (VJJ).

3. The Stare: My character apparently has fallen in love with a strand of Kate Hudson’s hair. Kate’s mannequin is desperately in love with the inside of my right ear while Jason is half-stunned, half-corsage.

4. Lips: It looks like I’m wearing Maybelline Water Shine Diamonds Liquid Lipstick. My character’s name is now Winter Solstice and I’m a hooker with a heart of gold. Jason is my floral carrying pimp, while Kate is my first trick!

5. Fashion: My character is sporting a very high collar I mean damn they should be snow capped at that altitude. It’s going for the vampire lurking in the castle basement vibe. An Olympic pole vaulter would have a tough go clearing that collar. I’m also able to turn my head comfortably 180 degrees, because I was raised in an abandoned barn by a family of owls.

6. Flesh: It’s no secret that I’m more rugged facially due to a drunken visit by the teen acne fairy, but according to this poster I’ve got perfect porcelain flesh. I look like the f—in’ bathroom floor at Caesars Palace. One of Marie Osmond’s dolls would look at me and say “s— … that guys got flawless skin!”

7. Hair: It’s actually a close up shot of Tom Selleck’s Magnum P.I. mustache they photo-slapped on my noggin’.

8. The set: Pick one. This entire film takes place:

A. on Gattaca
B. at the Fortress of Solitude
C. inside a crystal wind chime

9. The cast: Alec Baldwin is so f—ing funny in this movie! Is he on the poster? I think so. He plays the wise talking plant Jason is clutching.

10. Final thoughts: I set out to make a movie like the contemporary men and women, that you and I respect, are making. My generation of comedians, actors, directors and producers that I wish to collaborate with as I build a solid body of work.

Granted, one poster stinking up the joint isn’t the end of the world. Yet it sends the wrong message about our movie and I just wanted you to know, that I feel the pain. I really love the film and I know from past missteps marketing wise that the wrong poster sends the wrong audience into the theater.

Thanks again for all of your support. If you have not seen the red band trailer (which is excellent and represents the flick accordingly) click on the link at the top of this page.

PS – “Its funny what love can make you do.” I just threw up all over this awful poster. Wow, wait … it looks better.

Hey … I love my new movie. Jeez … it IS funny what love can make you do.”

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