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Hilary Duff Is Still Getting Work?

Hilary Duff has scored herself an NBC TV Show and that’s fine by me, so long as it means no more GD albums [Website – Amy Grindhouse].
The 21-year-old, who is currently pimping out her bargain-basement album/ bastardized Depeche Mode single, is meeting with writers, according to Variety…

The Duff series would be produced by Universal Media Studios. Deal [...]

‘Repo! The Generic Opera’ Gets Bad Reviews

Parasite Hilton and her gigantic feetsies are not as good at making movies as once thought [Website – Amy Grindhouse].
It would be a perfectly sensible assumption that any ‘film’ starring Hilton would be a must-see filled with valtrex overdoses and wonky eyes.
However, Hilton made a fatal error in keeping her vagina covered for the entire length of her [...]

Diddy: Aubrey O’Day Given The Boot From Danity Kane Due To Her ‘Tude

It’s been a whole 24-hours since the news of Aubrey O’Day being fired from her R&B band, Danity Kane, was broadcast for the world to see… and by ‘broadcast for the world to see’, I mean ‘broadcast for the world to mock and speculate on’. [Website – Amy Grindhouse].
According to Big Bad Master P, O’Day [...]

Scientology TV: Katie Holmes In Eli Stone

Does having the queen of an alien hive in your television production, automatically make it a Scientology tv-show? [Website – Amy Grindhouse]
If so, queen, Katie Holmes, Supreme Robot Ruler of all the Thetans, starring in ‘Eli Stone‘, is Scientology TV at its finest.
You should totally watch the clip above, in all its horrifying HQ glory.
In [...]

Dane Cook: 10 Reason To Hate ‘My Best Friend’s Girl’ Movie Poster

Some sources say Dane Cook is a big sissy girl. Others say he is somewhat dishy if you like that kind of thing, but he can rant and drivel on like a little girl [Website – Amy Grindhouse].
Comedian/actor Dane Cook claims to hate his latest movie’s poster and he has even blogged about 10 reasons [...]

Revenge Of The Wino

My arch-nemesis, a little know singer by the name of Amy Crackhouse (some affectionately call her Crackie for short) is on the rampage over the new 007 theme tune [Website – Amy Grindhouse].
Producers for (the EPIC fail named) ‘Quantum of Solace’ dumped Crackie’s version of the Bond theme for Alicia Keys and Jack White’s version [...]

Britney Spears & Russell Brand VMAs Skit: Videos

I watched these two piece of shit promos and was left thinking… ‘Was that it?’ [Website – Amy Grindhouse].
Click to play the video promos,’Pinch Me’ & ‘Name’. MTV VMA 2008 host Russell Brand stars alongside Britney Spears.
The promos did-what-they-said-on-the-tin.
The clip shows Brand and Spears, sitting on a chez-lounge of some description in some warehouse [...]

Singer Jo Jo Turned Down ‘Hannah Montana’ Role

Image details: The Official Teen Choice Awards Pre-Party served by picapp.com
Hahaha. I don’t really care about this skank, but I read the headline ‘Jo Jo said no no to ‘Hannah Montana’ role’ and it was too funny not to write about [Website – Amy Grindhouse].
Singer, Joanna “JoJo” Levesquentrary, best known for her (only) hit ‘Get [...]