Starring in a movie named after a TMZ.com headline, here’s Emma Watson as Nicki in The Bling Ring which might just be the stupidest title ever. This is her cover for British GQ May 2013 on which she’s wearing an updated version of Julia Roberts’ dress from Pretty Woman in a photo that looks like a reject Starbucks ad shot in Uncle Terry’s Boom Boom Room.
Emma Watson is the Internet’s love pillow, so it’s got to be pretty exciting that she’s posing like this for a charity that gets how this works. Simulating the gratuitous nudity to which you’ve become accustomed because who cares about saving the environment if no one’s smeared in baby oil, below are even more photos of how breasts can help rather than hurt if they’re used correctly.
Who here actually thinks I would do 50 Shades of Grey as a movie? Like really. For real. In real life.
— Emma Watson (@EmWatson) March 17, 2013
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— Emma Watson (@EmWatson) March 17, 2013
Good. Well that’s that sorted then.
— Emma Watson (@EmWatson) March 17, 2013
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— Emma Watson (@EmWatson) March 17, 2013
Emma Watson would never be in a film as sticky as 50 Shades. Not even if you edit the Internet to convince a bunch of random people the casting is totally happening. Presumably reacting to reports ‘confirming’ her in the lead role this weekend, she says, ‘Who here actually thinks I would do 50 Shades of Grey as a movie? Like really. For real. In real life.’ Adding, ‘Well that’s that sorted then.’
Because jumping out of your own relationship and into someone else’s is something often ameliorated as a ‘mistake’ for which no one should ever be held accountable, here’s Emma Watson explaining why it’s completely fine that infantilised Kristen ‘Trampire’ Stewart slept with a married director.
‘Those who criticized her are the same people that think that being rich and famous is like being covered in some kind of magic powder that makes life perfect… Nothing can go wrong in your wonderful world. For these people, Kristen deserves all the bad things that have been thrown at her because she had an amazing life and she ruined it. I don’t know how to explain it, but it sure isn’t perfect. I thought that the media picked on her in a very horrible way. Kristen is human, just like everybody else, and she’s so young. Everyone makes mistakes, everyone. It’s not fair to consider them matters of public interest. On one hand, I can understand why it happened. People felt really involved in her relationship with Robert Pattinson. But it’s also true that they both have done everything in their power to keep their relationship as far from the public eye as possible.’
Emma Watson travels alone all the time and there’s nothing weird about that since she’s 22-years-old and she’s been travelling for work for at least 10 years. And anyone who can math can read her government papers and work out her age for themselves. Except airport staff cannot math so she’s sometimes mistaken for a minor. Watson was recently stopped by JFK Airport passport control who demanded to know why she was alone. She tweeted about it: ‘Passport control:’unaccompanied minor?’ Me:’sorry?’ Passport control:’where is ur guardian?’ Me:’I'm 22!!!!!!!’ #neverwearingabackpackagain’ and then ‘The really sad thing is that this is not the first time this has happened.’ A source tells Glamour: ‘Emma was mortified. Not only did they not know who she was they thought she was a child. It was very embarrassing but she managed to awkwardly laugh it off.’
Emma Watson attended a screening of The Perks of Being A Wallflower in London yesterday evening. Only everyone’s less interested in the movie and more interested in this outfit. Remember how hideous was the trend of wearing pants (especially jeans or something tailored) under dresses circa 1998-2002? It was a thing. I remember people like Britney Spears tried to make it happen at the peak of her fame only for people to ask what she was hiding under there. It looked bizarre then, it looks bizarre now. More below, do you like the look?
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