Emma Stone covers W Magazine looking like Uncle Terry’s nephew did the whole shoot on his iPad in a motel that charges by the hour. Stone covers the February 2013 issue in just a bra and leather jacket and a bunch of you didn’t like it because she looked so young. And those of you who hated the cover are going to hate the shoot even more because she loses another year with every page turn. Uncle Terry’s nephew’s photo skills are below along with Stone’s interview.
Emma Stone is saying some way harsh things about Emma Stone. Specifically that she’s got the body of a 10-year-old boy, which was too much like hard work to put into a title without the room to qualify that meant in looks, not in her basement. Stone explains: ‘Well, I was kind of born with a 10-year-old boy’s body. For years, I was like: ‘Please let me grow some kind of curvature!’ But it did not happen. I mean, I’ve kind of given up the ghost on that one. It’s not happening… I wish. I’d kill for some cha-chas and a tuckus! Then, I had stress-acne when I was 20, when I did Easy A, which they kindly video-airbrushed out of the movie.’ She adds. ‘I still really like [spray tanning too]. But it definitely makes me look like I have leprosy after a point.’
The minutes of my life spent before I’m eventually found being eaten by cats are divided equally between this site and Reddit.com where user ‘HookedUpPhat’ submitted this picture of a tiny ‘Emily Jean Stone,’ better known as actress Emma Stone. The user says of the photo: ‘Yes, [we went to the same] middle school for one year. I didn’t know her, but read on her wikipedia page a while ago that she was at that school when I was, turned to the yearbook for confirmation… this was at Cocopah when she was in 6th grade, according to wikipedia she transfered to Xavier for 7th and 8th… Oh yeah, she was homeschooled for two years after cocopah and before Xavier (according to wiki).’
Because this is a thing people do before they get famous, there’s reportedly a sex tape of Emma Stone in which you can choose to believe for a day or two until her publicist gets around to denying it. A source claims: ‘Emma Stone has a sex tape and that’s a fact. She made it long before she started dating Andrew Garfield, and before she really became a household name. She was just young and probably thought nothing would ever come of it. The tape remains in the hands of the person she made it with. But that doesn’t mean there’s any guarantee that it won’t eventually hit the market. The higher Emma’s star rises, the more valuable that tape becomes. Emma’s really happy with her career and proud of where she is. There’s no way she would organize the release of the tape; in fact, she would fight to stop it. She has no respect for women like Kim Kardashian and Paris Hilton who became famous because they released a sex tape.’
Andrew Garfield’s hair likes the cameras. But it’s attached to the rest of Andrew Garfield who doesn’t like cameras. So this kind of thing happens often. Especially when he’s with girlfriend Emma Stone. There’s video of the couple confronting paparazzi by name and imploring the photographers to leave them alone. And Stone’s whined in two interviews that being paid so much money for The Amazing Spider-Man sucks because it means people take your pictures sometimes. She told New York Magazine that she used to cry when followed by paparazzi: ‘One guy told me, ‘This is my job. I’m going to be here every day now.’ I cried in front of this guy. When you hear this at eight o’clock in the morning, you’re like, Oh my God, my life as I know it is gone.’ Then she became more self-aware in for Interview where she said: ‘Then sometimes they’re like, ‘You chose this! Why’d you pick Spider-Man?’ and you feel like an object or a zoo animal or something.’ But now Garfield’s hammy hair and Stone’s outside voice are saving the world one tiny sign at a time. The signs with which they appeared to walk down the street as they exited a restaurant says: ‘We just found out that there are paparazzi outside the restaurant we were eating in so… why not take this… opportunity to bring attention to organizations that need and deserve it? www.wwo.org and www.gildasclubnyc.org. Have A Great Day!’
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