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Ashton Kutcher’s Open Marriage & Threesomes?

According to the latest claims from his alleged mistress, who’s intent enough on convincing people about these cheating allegations that she’s talking for a third week running, Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore are freaky in their marriage.

Brittney Jones, 21, has given a new interview to Star magazine, the cover of which has a dispicably blunt and cruel/ distateful story about Cathering Zeta-Jones and Michael Douglas ‘saying their goodbyes’ in his supposed ‘last days’, says Kutcher told her he and Moore share lovers but is angry that she wasn’t invited to participate in this instance. ‘He said they share women, but he isn’t supposed to go off and sleep with women on his own,’ Jones said. ‘He said Demi had to be there and that Demi likes to pick the girls out.’ Jones also said that Kutcher having sex with other women was a regular thing. ‘Ashton said he and Demi have an open relationship and have threesomes often,’ she continued. ‘I didn’t feel at all like he had just cheated on his wife. It felt normal and OK.’

Alleged Texts From Ashton Kutcher’s Jumpoff

Star magazine, who can still go EFF themselves, are going hard with this Ashton Kutcher cheating story. I ignored it during week one, paid it lip service during week two. Now, here we are in week three and they’re still running the same cover. They’re either trying to save time by lazily hammering the same story into the ground or they really think they have something aside from creative writing and a starf**ker trying to make a name for herself. This week, week three of trying to get sued taking the word of 21-year-old Brittney Jones, Star has decided to publish the alleged text messages of baby Rachel Uchitel. On the anniversary of Kutcher and Demi Moore’s five-year marriage (the pair celebrate their anniversary on Friday) these messages have been released. ‘When’s the next time you’re gonna have an empty house?’ Jones wrote to Kutcher. ‘Not sure,’ he allegedly replied. ‘Maybe the end of the month.’ He then added, ‘I’m w/ my daughter.’ Jones says of making arrangement, ‘Ashton was really paranoid.’ People magazine is getting in on the action, as… why not. That cover is below.

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New Allegations that Ashton Kutcher Cheated

Star (to whom I say a mightly EFF YOU for no reason other than blocking their website in the UK), is accusing Ashton Kutcher of cheating on his wife. This would be the second set of allegations made by the magazine in a month. The first time, the couple just tweeted their denials and advised they were seeking the counsel of a lawyer for reasons of being defamed by Star. Now, with the release of the mid-week tabloids, there are a second set of allegations by a new whore who has sold her story. 21-year-old Brittney Jones says they had sex on the couch in Kutcher’s family home (that he shares with his wife and stepdaughters).

Jones claims she met Kutcher when he, Demi Moore and Rumer Willis were bowling next to her at Hollywood’s Lucky Strike in July. After slipping him her number, she claims he texted her. She claims that’s how their meetings were arranged. Saying she wasn’t allowed to sleep with him in his marital bed, Jones claims they slept together on the couch instead. ‘He’s a great lover,’ Jones said. ‘Very considerate and sweet. And it was very special to me. I felt totally comfortable in his arms. It was tender and nice, not some random sex act.’ Kutcher’s people are making a second denial, this time saying ‘Star Magazine continuously publishes lies about Ashton Kutcher and many other celebrities. This is not the first, nor will it be the last time they engage in reckless conduct.’

Demi Moore Wanted: Before & After Photoshop

The Demi Moore advert for Helena Rubenstein’s new fragrance, Wanted, can be seen before and after a sick photoshopper vomited rainbows and glitter all over it. I saw the original ad a good few hours before others picked up on it, but I was scared of being kneecapped by the photoshop mafia if I mentioned the actress had no knuckles or any cheekbones in the overdone advert. That is in the manner of W magazine when they tried to sue the Innanets for calling out their inability to confirm or deny, resolutely, whether they’d edited away Moore’s hip.

I think it’s safe to say that Moore is being stalked by the photoshop mafia. She doesn’t seem able to get away from them. She looks like she was knocked over the head, on the way home from her Recovered Cougars Anon. meeting, and made barely recognisable/ glittered against her will. As NY Mag points out, any joints or wrinkles have been stripped away. And, I don’t mean extraneous ones, I mean like normal age lines or even the wrinkle that should be around her neck as she turns her head in the photos. The original photo, on the right of course, was spotted on Ashton Kutcher’s TwitPic account, by an eagle-eyed Jezebel tipster. The photo is dated March 4, 2009, so apparently their eagle-eyes can see into the past. Or they stumbled on the photo, which shows Moore in the same dress and a similar position as in her ad, by accident. She’s prettier un-retouched, IMHO.

Watch two Wanted advert videos; the commercial and the making-of, below.

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Demi Moore Photoshop Controversy W Magazine

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Demi Moore has been caught up in the world’s least scandalous scandal.

Everyone knows at this point, that as a matter of keeping house, all magazine covers get photoshopped. What everyone doesn’t know is that some photoshoppers are fingerless and have to photoshop using only their feet.

Well, at least that’s how Demi Moore’s new cover for W magazine looks and it’s sparked more bemusement than controversy. The actress was digitally altered to give her a smaller waist and a bigger bust, nothing weird there. Did I mention that one of her bothersome hips was photosopped into oblivion? I didn’t? Okay. A drunk ‘shopper used their feet to erase one of Moore’s annoying hip bones.

Image W magazine, Consumerist, Boing Boing. Story Consumerist, Boing Boing.

Demi Moore Says She Never Had Surgery

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Demi Moore seems to have an exceptionally short memory.

Around the time that 47-year-old’s role in Charlie’s Angels came out, everyone and their mother had commented on the reported 250k makeover, thanks to her kindly neighbourhood surgeon. She was all excited to be back on the scene. I for one don’t remember her kicking up a stink at the time about never having gone under the surgeon’s knife. I do, however, remember her stuck on robo-boobs in the movie Striptease. Terrible movie, terrible alleged boob job.

Moore has chosen to wait all this time to hit out at the rumours that she went under the knife to enhance her looks.

“It’s completely false. I’ve never had it done. But I would never judge those who have. If it’s the best thing for them, then I don’t see a problem. I don’t like the idea of having an operation to hold up the ageing process – it’s a way to combat your neurosis. The scalpel won’t make you happy.” (via the French edition of Marie Claire Magazine)

Image credit to Fame Pictures.