Kim Zolciak is trying to do the Mariah Carey thing of over-exposing every element of her pregnancy. She already did the Lies&Style cover and a series of pictures in only her underwear. Now she’s resting between shills. For this shoot, she looks somewhere between a waxen corpse and a shoddily slapped-together Madame Tussauds figure. Speaking [...]
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Gwyneth Paltrow’s Weirdly-Photoshopped Head
Above is Gwyneth Paltrow’s cover for Self. My aspect ratio’s jacked on the computer I’m using at the moment, and I’ll look at this again when I’m on a working computer tomorrow evening, but there’s still something really off with the way the magazine has Photoshopped her face. From the clavicle down, Paltrow looks pretty [...]
Kim Kardashian for Cosmopolitan UK May 2011
Kim Kardashian covers Cosmopolitan UK May 2011. Kardashian must just be throwing darts at a dartboard at this point, to determine which of her three usual c&p topics she’s going to talk about. She’s not given an interview about her cellulite in two whole weeks. So, yeah, it’s time she reminded us she’s ‘jiggly.’ Her [...]
Khloe Kardashian Also Gets Photoshopped A Lot
The difference between Khloe Kardashian and oft-mangled Zooey Deschanel is Deschanel doesn’t need the help. Also unlike Deschanel, Kardashian has been deemed worthy of being digitally molested in something better than free photo editing software. Kardashian is on two newly-released magazine covers and she’s barely recognisable on either. She covers Cosmopolitan Middle East, above; a [...]
Zooey Deschanel’s Face Gets Mangled Again
Zooey Deschanel is still unrecognisable and is doomed to spend the entire month in MS Paint Hell ™. Deschanel was already distorted, to the point of having no chin, for her budget advert for Rimmel’s new lipstick. Still having no chin and apparently no basic human right to be manipulated in Paint.net, Deschanel has been [...]
Zooey Deschanel Photoshopped for New Advert
Because everyone needs a brand of lipstick that can give them a digital nose job and jawline hand-drawn in MS Paint, Rimmel cosmetics has released this advert for their latest product. Starring someone who once passed for Zooey Deschanel, the above Rimmel advert is for some crap called Lasting Finish Lipstick (all cosmetics names sound [...]
