W in July will be a choice of Beyonce or Christina Aguilera (it’s hard to tell, but I’m fairly sure). With Aguilera’s cover, they’re throwing in a newsstand butt shot for free. It’s like a twofer, but with more butt. Beyonce lent on the right side of classy. Aguilera’s naked for her cover, so I [...]
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Jake Gyllenhaal Hates Faked Underwear Photo
Jake Gyllenhaal’s lawyer has started sending out cease and desist letters to websites who posted that underwear photo from a few days ago. I first saw the photo on DListed.com, who correctly noted that one version of the photo had a TMZ.com mark slapped on it… and yet a quick search of TMZ revealed no [...]
Katy Perry In FHM Australia’s 100 Sexiest Issue
Katy Perry covers FHM Australia’s ’100 Sexiest Women In The World’ issue for June 2011. Perry received 5,000 votes in the poll, placing first and scoring the cover. Jennifer Hawkins and Miranda Kerr placed second and third, respectively. I pretty much only had one observation about this cover… aside from the Zooey Deschanel vibes… that [...]
Penelope Cruz Will Not Work With A**holes
Penelope Cruz covers the June 2011 issue of British GQ. This is in pretty stark contrast to the June American Vogue cover, for which she’s barely airbrushed at all. In the latter cover, you can see her freckles and every detail of her face; beautiful details that are sorely lacking above. I’m not really sure [...]
Kelly Brook Bikini Pose For British Esquire
Kelly Brook had the good manners to pose half-naked for a few magazines and promotional pictures before putting out/ getting knocked-up on the first date. So we’ve got this cover for the June 2011 issue of British Esquire. And she’s a woman without nipples. Who knew? Well, given the amount of time she spends butt-ass [...]
Cameron Diaz Mandates Regular Dry-Humping
Cameron Diaz covers Maxim’s June 2011 issue. She’s promoting Bad Teacher, her movie with ex-boyfriend Justin Timberlake, for which she filmed a scene in a very similar outfit. Diaz looks pretty great in these images, more below. But she’s shot from across the room in most of the photos and her legs and face seem [...]
