Jessica Alba intends to starve herself thin and wear a post-partum girdle to suck everything back in. I’m actually not kidding or making fun. Alba has given an interview with Lucky’s latest issue. Some of this sounds like quotes she gave after her first kid’s birth, when she admitted getting right into a girdle to [...]
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Doctors Say Megan Fox ‘Shopped ‘No Botox’ Pics
There’s nothing about this I don’t like. And not just because washing down a schadenfreude sundae with Haterade ™ fuels the bile that is my hatred for all humankind. It made me laugh because I thought the same thing upon seeing these photos of Megan Fox, that she posted to her Facebook along with the [...]
Paris Hilton Has Bangs, Suddenly Relevant Again
My title is full of lies because I’m hoping that Paris Hilton sees this, is tricked into thinking her staged flop show made her relevant again, and she stops trying. She’s belatedly promoting a show people pretty much stopped talking about after its debut. I watched some, skipping the parts with even less-relevant friends who’re [...]
Olivia Wilde’s Side Boob Covers Marie Claire US
Posing with most of your breast meat hanging out is a great way to sell magazine covers. Cameron Diaz’s side meat sold the American and British edition of Cosmopolitan this year. Now, Olivia Wilde is giving it a go. Wilde covers Marie Claire August 2011. Pretty much her entire spread and her interview is scanned [...]
Audrina Patridge’s Bolt-Ons Look Shaved Down
For the July 2011 cover of Shape, Audrina Patridge’s tamed dirty pillows fill out a blue bikini. She looks cute on the cover; less leathery and hard-faced than in recent vacation photos. Explaining why she’s always in a bikini, Patridge says she’s always been around the water. ‘I practically grew up in the water,’ she [...]
Meth Face Can Be Gone Forever With Photoshop
Fergie covers Allure’s July issue and is following the Eva Longoria trend of some kind of belted bathing suit. Fergie probably looks better than she ever has before in this shoot. However, there are some weird shenanigans going on with the photos to the extent one or two look as though her head has been [...]
