Amber Heard covers Women’s Health December 2011 without her ribs or intestines. Ribs are for people with no soul and intestines are for fatties. FATTIES. Which explains why Women’s Health felt the need to remove both from their cover. She’s missing… something, right? Comparing the cover to the video and photo shoot below. She’s petite. [...]
Posts under ‘Crimes Against Photoshop’
Salma Hayek Latina Magazine November 2011
Salma Hayek covers Latina November after being Photoshopped and whittled down with the brush of some hack digital artist. They did a lot of work on her face, right? Colour-correcting and smoothing. And I think they slimmed her arms and her waist too. EGADS, her waist. I was so distracted inspecting her boob size, for [...]
Megan Fox Armani Christmas Collection Adverts
Megan Fox’s Botox Face of DOOM ™ hasn’t been replaced, yet, for Armani’s make-up campaign. Her breasts were replaced by Rihanna’s breasts for the Armani women’s underwear campaign. But the BFOD is safe, for now. These are the Christmas adverts for Armani for women who want their over-priced make-up to turn them into Asian Real [...]
Kardashians Shill Underwear Using Photoshop
A moment ago, I was asked on Facebook what I thought of the ‘Klan’ scandal and I just realised to what the reader was referring. Turns out the Kardashian sisters, whose initials are KKK, referred to themselves as the ‘Klan’ in a press release for the cheap, stolen shill designs for Sears. IDK. Maybe these [...]
Kristen Stewart Looks Different In W Magazine
Kristen Stewart doesn’t pout or bite her lip for W’s Fashion Issue. And she’s not being annoying or acting like she’s above giving Lynn Hirschberg an interview, even though she pulls that crap with everyone else. Stewart already covers this week’s Entertainment Weekly because people who aren’t me watch and care about Breaking Dawn. I’m [...]
Octomom Photoshopped On Steppin’ Out Cover
Octomom has been Photoshopped for the cover of Steppin’ Out where what’s left of her has been stuffed into a bikini. The magazine was questioned by Gawker.com about the obvious work done on the photo. Asked ‘Is that really Octomom’s body? No stretch marks??’ the magazine replied, ‘I swear to you.. almost no Photoshopping…. As [...]
