Described as sexual napalm by douche-tastic John Mayer, Jessica Simpson covers the March 2010 issue of Allure. The singer discusses her body, her weight, and her ass-tastic relationship with Mayer. She neglects to use the words douche or ass so I had to shoehorn that in, on her behalf. Nowhere do I see any mention [...]
Posts under ‘Crimes Against Photoshop’
Halle Berry’s Pure Orchid Fragrance Advert Pic
Other than the fact that I’m 90% sure she was nowhere near water when this was shot, I’m amazed at how little Photoshop is going on in this photo. Whenever these fragrances come out, the first thing that happens is everyone starts pooping with anger about how some one’s hip bone has been chipped away/ [...]
Prince William’s Hair Photoshopped, Darkened
What in the Photoshop-happy heck is going on here? This is the new cover for the UK edition of Hello magazine. The cover shows the future King of England Prince William, his chest hair, an outfit that looks like it was Photoshopped on too, and William’s hair. What’s that, you say? William’s hair disappeared with [...]
Madonna Louis Vuitton Ad Before Photoshopping
Madonna must have angered the Photoshop Gods when she threw baby Jesus back into the holy water. The singer is having a heck of a time of it right now. Not that she is probably aware of this fact as she is reportedly getting her groove on with another barely-legal pile of abs with a [...]
Steve Martin & Alec Baldwin Oscars 2010 Poster
It seems that the recession has hit the Oscars, with this cheap-as-chips poster.
The poster for the 2010 Academy Awards, which will be hosted by Steve Martin and Alec Baldwin, is above. The image shows each guy sitting atop one shoulder of an over-size statue. My first, honest, thought when I looked at this picture was [...]
Anne Hathaway’s Armpit Photoshopped for GQ
Another day, the beginnings of another Photoshop controversy. This scandal is only a storm in a teacup and an excuse for me to post these photos of Anne Hathaway from the end of the week (which I can finally see clearly, now that my vision has cleared up). The piranha at Jezebel got a tip [...]
Demi Moore Wanted: Before & After Photoshop
The Demi Moore advert for Helena Rubenstein’s new fragrance, Wanted, can be seen before and after a sick photoshopper vomited rainbows and glitter all over it. I saw the original ad a good few hours before others picked up on it, but I was scared of being kneecapped by the photoshop mafia if I mentioned [...]
