Eva Mendes covers Marie Claire March 2012 of which this is a preview (hence, no interview). I WTF-ed at this cover since it’s so horrible. It’s just unflattering. I hate the big hair. I hate how much they messed with her face. I hate the sloppy Photoshop on both arms. The whole cover’s jacked. Mendes [...]
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Michelle Williams Is Posing In Underwear Now
Promoting her Golden Globe-winning turn in My Week With Marilyn, declared a ‘hilarious comedy’ by Seth Rogan in between boner jokes, here’s Michelle Williams posing for GQ February 2012. The shoot’s an oddity, including the mangled copy pasta of her boobs/ bra on the cover. It’s like, botched MS Paint on a cover again. Ignoring [...]
Brad Pitt Covers W Magazine February 2012
Brad Pitt’s 1996 face and ‘bang me’ eyebrows cover W Magazine February 2012 (Charlize Theron also covers, she’s coming up). I think I like this cover, which is odd since dude covers are rarely anything to write home about. The styling and the composition is always half-asleep and drama-free compared to the women’s covers (and [...]
Mila Kunis Photoshopped Right In The Face
POW, right in the kisser. Here’s Mila Kunis in her new campaign for Dior that’s altogether too brooding and uneventful for my liking. There’s something bizarre going on with the lighting in each picture and the overall composition is rather odd. Her face is warped somewhere between the poor choice of camera angle and the [...]
Lindsay Lohan’s Playboy Photos Leak Online
Lindsay Lohan’s Playboy photos have leaked online because contrived publicity stunts are worth their weight in cracked ginger biscuits. The spread reportedly leaked this morning. I actually found them by accident on a SFW site. I was all ‘Oh, this again.’ But literally the whole photo shoot has leaked online, seemingly scanned in by a [...]
WTF Is With Scarlett Johansson’s Cosmo Cover?
Scarlett Johansson covers Cosmopolitan January 2012 after being cut and copy-pastad by an eight-year-old with only use of their feet. What is this cover? It’s MS Paint’s finest, that’s what it is. Or some jacka$$ messed around with her proportions in Photoshop. She looked WAY thinner and her boobs were bigger in Interview Magazine (NSFW). [...]
