Whatever is eating Nicki Minaj’s face from the inside out, as she realises what a huge mistake it is having Taco Bell immediately prior to a photo shoot, covers the new issue of Teen VOGUE.
Posts under ‘Crimes Against Photoshop’
Britney Spears Is Doing Bikini Covers Again
Because Photoshop is all you need to become bikini-ready after 31-years of eating nothing but Fruity Pebbles and expired prescription pills, here’s Britney Spears on the cover of SHAPE Magazine whose digital artists need a damn medal for using whatever tool it is that creates light in someone’s dead eyes.
Amanda Bynes Would Quite Like It If You Told Her She’s Pretty
Outsourcing her tweets because this is work when you do nothing else all day, Amanda Bynes is on break from her part-time job as the Google Images filter and she’s relying on sycophantic fans to fill her feed. Looking for photos of her head Photoshopped onto animals because that’s the insane thing she did today, the @AmandaBynes feed is currently overrun by re-tweets from fans who are reinforcing her behaviour. There are perhaps two dozen messages re-tweeted saying things like ‘You are a shooting star with the heart of a lion ‘ and ‘you is so gorgeous, i love this pic, your new style and u, never believe the news that say you’re crazy’ etc.. Somewhere in the middle of which, Bynes shared these photos of herself like… this. Today’s images are below including more animal photos.
LINKS FROM AROUND THE WEB
- KHLOE K LOSING TOO MUCH WEIGHT? - Fishwrapper
- Jennifer Aniston Needs To Wear Bras - Lainey Gossip
- Eva Longoria Accidentally Flashed Her Goods - TooFab
- Jennifer Aniston Strips: Shocking Video - Fishwrapper
- Miley Cyrus Is Posing Almost Naked - Hollywood PQ
- KIM K CRYING OVER PREGNANCY!!! - TooFab
- Truth About Cheating Kristen Stewart - Lainey Gossip
- Amanda Bynes: Where Did It Go Wrong? - TooFab
Whoever 3D Printed Kelly Osbourne For This Cover Needs To Send To Print Again
Only yesterday did ’3D printed Beyonce’ promote bikinis you could only fit into with Photoshop. But you’re not going to fit into any bikini without Photoshop if the latest cover of SELF Magazine is to be believed. Inspiring you to create a smaller 3D printed version of yourself, Kelly Osbourne explains how she’s still 70 lbs thinner. ’[I figured] out there is no such thing as perfection,’ she explained. ’If I had known that earlier, I wouldn’t have been such a f**k up. The only thing I can be is me. I’m not perfect. I make mistakes. And my body is not perfect, either, but I love it. It will never be perfect but I do not want it to be. That’s so boring!’ Photos from Osbourne’s shoot below.
You’re Gonna Need Some Photoshop To Fit Into Beyonce’s H&M Bikinis
Surprising no one who’s seen a bikini picture on the Internet in the past 10 years, you’re going to need some Photoshop before you can fit into Beyonce’s new bikinis for H&M. At least I think that’s Beyonce. It could be 3D printed Beyonce in spray on bikinis because what the heck else is going on with her bikini bottoms?
Beyonce Doing Whatever This Is On The Cover of British Vogue
The magazine seems to have Photoshopped at least one Boom out of Uncle Terry’s Boom Boom Room, but Beyonce is still posing like this on the cover of British Vogue on which someone also seems to have Photoshopped away her boobs. Asked whether she considers herself a feminist, she says this: ‘ That word can be very extreme… But I guess I am a modern-day feminist. I do believe in equality. Why do you have to choose what type of woman you are? Why do you have to label yourself anything? I’m just a woman and I love being a woman.’
