Courtney Stodden turned 18-years-old August 29, 2012 and of course her birthday gifts were a planted story on E! News and four offers to star in an adult movie. Which would be the single quickest backslide into porn ever. She phoned into TMZ Live on her birthday to say she’s not making any decisions about having sex with random dudes on camera until the family at least finishes her birthday cake. It would just be rude to admit she’s thrilled at the interest while her husband’s still eating his slice of cake and considering dumping her for being too old (FYI: they’re on reality show Couple’s Therapy faking relationship problems for money, months after calling it desperate, but they’re posing for birthday photos together because they have no real marital problems). Photos from her Twitter below.
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Reminding You That Courtney Stodden Exists
Backsliding into nobody news because I got it like that, here’s reminding you that Courtney Stodden exists and she’s taking time out of her busy alliteration schedule to film a reality show. For those of you who also tuned out around the time of the somebody news last month, Stodden already posed in her underwear, in her bikini, and posed for covered nudes all underage. And now she’s taking time off her schedule of calling paparazzi and staging photos in which her knees never touch, to film a reality show. She wrote on Twitter: ‘Will be m.i.a for about 3 weeks – packing up & heading out to shoot a reality show! Love you all…’
Inured To Courtney Stodden’s Whore Uniform
Here are some new photos of Courtney Stodden, her incessantly-hovering pimp momager, and creepy, creeper husband Doug Hutchison. The couple were out doing nothing, right on schedule, walking around in Hollywood, CA. Because doing nothing requires a bunch of costume changes. Side note: Have I become inured to Stodden going full-hooker, or is she somewhat modestly dressed?
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Here’s Courtney Stodden Molesting Santa Claus
Courtney Stodden and her creeper mole-man husband are still staging paparazzi photos with their shill agency. In these latest posed photos, for which they’ll have been paid roughly four or five-figures, Stodden is dressed as a slutty Mrs Claus to Dough Hutchison’s Santa. Because nothing’s sacred and she can no longer feel the cold. She’s basically giving a lap dance while keeping her legs at a 90-degree angle. Here’s the thing, I’m not trying to be mean… that’s a toned down explanation of what she’s doing. I wish I were kidding. The photos below include her spreadeagled wrapping her legs around Santa’s head. It’s even worse with audio. Stodden says she wants a ‘spanking’ for Christmas and Hutchison tells his wife: ‘You can slide down Santa’s chimney any time you like, young lady.’
Courtney Stodden Sleeps In Full Hair & Make-Up
Courtney Stodden insists that she’s not being groomed by a mincing sexual predator. She’s just a regular, hyper-sexual girl, who’s padding Victoria’s Secret.
Stodden has given a new interview with TheFabLife.com. In it, she talks about waking at noon in full hair and make-up in the most whorish sleepwear she can find. JUST LIKE A REAL PRINCESS! ‘I get up out of bed in the sexiest outfit you’ve ever seen. My hair is done, my makeup’s done,’ Stodden, 17, told the website. Video of her interview below. ‘So I have a wonderful life, a wonderful husband. So, a typical day for me is like a princess. I get up around 12 p.m. I make my mocha. I don’t care about anything else. A typical day for me is crazy.’
‘Doug is wonderful,’ Stodden continues, noting she’s a slobby brat at home. ‘He picks up my coffee beans that I spill on the floor. He picks up my foundation. He picks up my feathers from my big robe that I wear. My high heels are all over.’
Courtney Stodden Doesn’t Have Breast Implants
Courtney Stodden could have used another method of breast enlargement. And, frankly, the charlatans examining the 17-year-old should have explained that a lack of implants doesn’t mean a lack of augmentation. Stodden and her creeper husband were on Dr Drew’s Lifechangers. The segment everyone’s talking about is the minor’s intimate exam in a room full of adults. Plastic Surgeon Dr. John Diaz, with the help of a nurse, performed an ultrasound to examine Stodden’s breasts for implants. There is some confusion in the middle of the clip below where the doctor has a hard time differentiating between bone and an implant. Eventually, the doctor declares, ‘I guess she was telling us the truth. She doesn’t look like she has an implant.’ Diaz neglects to mention you can increase breast size using transfering a woman’s own fat, no implant required. This proves as much as Kim Kardashian’s phony butt x-ray (fat transfer works for butts too).
