Courtney Stodden has erect nipples all through her Funny or Die skit. Stodden’s creeper husband is jokingly referred to as her ‘father’ during the same. Co-star Jason Alexander rubs Stodden’s nips with an iPhone to judge the quality of her giant, perky heart. And there’s not one minute of this that didn’t make me want to shower or call the authorities. Watch below, while dialling Chirrens Services.
Here are some new photos of Courtney Stodden, her incessantly-hovering pimp momager, and creepy, creeper husband Doug Hutchison. The couple were out doing nothing, right on schedule, walking around in Hollywood, CA. Because doing nothing requires a bunch of costume changes. Side note: Have I become inured to Stodden going full-hooker, or is she somewhat modestly dressed?
Courtney Stodden went book shopping with her husband and her pimp momager. Stodden is totes serious about reading, so she didn’t just use the pile of books at the front of The Mystic Journey Bookstore on Abbott Kinney in Venice to balance while she bent over in a micro-mini. Books are srs bsns. In other news, fans of her Twitter will be pleased to know she got some help with her letters to Penthouse forum. Her husband bought her ‘Three thick thesauri…’ for pervmas.
Courtney Stodden and her creeper mole-man husband are still staging paparazzi photos with their shill agency. In these latest posed photos, for which they’ll have been paid roughly four or five-figures, Stodden is dressed as a slutty Mrs Claus to Dough Hutchison’s Santa. Because nothing’s sacred and she can no longer feel the cold. She’s basically giving a lap dance while keeping her legs at a 90-degree angle. Here’s the thing, I’m not trying to be mean… that’s a toned down explanation of what she’s doing. I wish I were kidding. The photos below include her spreadeagled wrapping her legs around Santa’s head. It’s even worse with audio. Stodden says she wants a ‘spanking’ for Christmas and Hutchison tells his wife: ‘You can slide down Santa’s chimney any time you like, young lady.’
Courtney Stodden insists that she’s not being groomed by a mincing sexual predator. She’s just a regular, hyper-sexual girl, who’s padding Victoria’s Secret.
Stodden has given a new interview with TheFabLife.com. In it, she talks about waking at noon in full hair and make-up in the most whorish sleepwear she can find. JUST LIKE A REAL PRINCESS! ‘I get up out of bed in the sexiest outfit you’ve ever seen. My hair is done, my makeup’s done,’ Stodden, 17, told the website. Video of her interview below. ‘So I have a wonderful life, a wonderful husband. So, a typical day for me is like a princess. I get up around 12 p.m. I make my mocha. I don’t care about anything else. A typical day for me is crazy.’
‘Doug is wonderful,’ Stodden continues, noting she’s a slobby brat at home. ‘He picks up my coffee beans that I spill on the floor. He picks up my foundation. He picks up my feathers from my big robe that I wear. My high heels are all over.’
Courtney Stodden could have used another method of breast enlargement. And, frankly, the charlatans examining the 17-year-old should have explained that a lack of implants doesn’t mean a lack of augmentation. Stodden and her creeper husband were on Dr Drew’s Lifechangers. The segment everyone’s talking about is the minor’s intimate exam in a room full of adults. Plastic Surgeon Dr. John Diaz, with the help of a nurse, performed an ultrasound to examine Stodden’s breasts for implants. There is some confusion in the middle of the clip below where the doctor has a hard time differentiating between bone and an implant. Eventually, the doctor declares, ‘I guess she was telling us the truth. She doesn’t look like she has an implant.’ Diaz neglects to mention you can increase breast size using transfering a woman’s own fat, no implant required. This proves as much as Kim Kardashian’s phony butt x-ray (fat transfer works for butts too).
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