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Courtney Stodden recently made a video in which she portrayed some convoluted alter ego in what I assumed was a cry for help. And she just made another video that I can only assume will be played to her therapist one day when she’s explaining why her parents handed her over to the guy who groomed her over the Internet. This time, rather than ‘Courtina’ she’s playing ‘Courtland’ who has this to say: ‘Let me just say two words. Courtney Stodden. Do I have to go any further? She’s my sister. She is a slut.’ Explaining that Courtland’ and Courtney are half-sisters, she continues ‘At least I have half of my f**king dignity left.’ But her mother says this isn’t portending a psychotic break. NAH! Instead, it’s ‘funny because she doesn’t take herself too seriously. She wanted to get dirty for fun.’ Her mother Krista continues, ‘[My daughter's] She’s more than just beautiful, she’s edgy. She also says that Courtney understands her critics. She’s showing the world she can put herself in other people’s places. It is a reversal for her.’

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I guess only one of Courtney Stodden’s personalities was groomed over the Internet when she met and married Doug Hutchison. The rest of her personalities are working out their daddy issues by bouncing Victoria’s Secret around on YouTube. Whatever this is, the look on her dog’s face says the dog does NOT have time for this. Stodden’s insane video entitled ‘My Sister Courtina’ is below.

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Courtney Stodden’s mother has given another interview in which she promotes herself and her special snowflake who’s actually posing nude and revealing herself to be mottled and flat-chested because it’s not pimping unless someone’s hiding their vulva with empty gift boxes. In an interview promoting nothing worthwhile, Stodden herself says: ‘Don’t hate me because I’m beautiful. Women can be sexy and beautiful; I know it makes a lot of women mad.’ Her mother continues, apparently wishing mental health issues, drink and drug issues, and early entry into the 27 Club on her own daughter, ‘Courtney is the new Anna Nicole Smith, without the drugs. Everyone wants to be like Marilyn Monroe, but with Courtney the beauty comes from within… like Pam Anderson and Farrah Fawcett… It won’t be 15 minutes of fame because it’s an evergreen story. Courtney is so intriguing; she’s almost an addiction for people. Her light shines. When she walks into an event, it’s incredible, as her mom and manager, to watch the reaction from people. There are so many horrible things we read, but when people meet her in person is so rewarding… [Courtney's] a victim of her own beauty. We need to understand all kinds of discrimination. It’s very sad.’

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Technically correct, which is the best kind of correct when you groomed your bait girl wife over the Internet under the noses of her permissive parents, and because he’s an ‘ephebophile’ not a ‘pedophile,’ Doug Hutchison is really arguing with people about the dictionary definitions of these terms. He shouldn’t. But then he shouldn’t be screaming the word ‘molester’ at the other celebrities in Couples Therapy, like he’s proud of it according to one housemate, just to get a reaction from people. I can’t even… whatever. Here’s what he told The Huffington Post about how he’s not a molester because legal loopholes like rushing into marriage so you can have sex with a 16-year-old exist for a reason: ‘The thing is, it’s interesting that anyone would call me a child molester because what I think that does is belittles true child molesters, the ones out there that are really molesting children. We can’t do that. My and Courtney’s marriage is legal, it’s moral and its within the law. I’m not a child molester, so anyone who says that I’m not going to take it to heart. I only care about what my loved ones think about me and no one else. We wake up in each others’ arms in the morning and start our day together. We take care of our puppies. We feed the puppies and let them out. Courtney gets on the computer to tweet and I take care of business on the computer. Then we come together during segments of the day, and then in the evening we have dinner and watch ‘I Love Lucy’ episodes. Within our house, we are extremely normal.’ My TL;DR: ‘Because he said so.’

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