Courtney Stodden recently made a video in which she portrayed some convoluted alter ego in what I assumed was a cry for help. And she just made another video that I can only assume will be played to her therapist one day when she’s explaining why her parents handed her over to the guy who groomed her over the Internet. This time, rather than ‘Courtina’ she’s playing ‘Courtland’ who has this to say: ‘Let me just say two words. Courtney Stodden. Do I have to go any further? She’s my sister. She is a slut.’ Explaining that Courtland’ and Courtney are half-sisters, she continues ‘At least I have half of my f**king dignity left.’ But her mother says this isn’t portending a psychotic break. NAH! Instead, it’s ‘funny because she doesn’t take herself too seriously. She wanted to get dirty for fun.’ Her mother Krista continues, ‘[My daughter's] She’s more than just beautiful, she’s edgy. She also says that Courtney understands her critics. She’s showing the world she can put herself in other people’s places. It is a reversal for her.’
I guess only one of Courtney Stodden’s personalities was groomed over the Internet when she met and married Doug Hutchison. The rest of her personalities are working out their daddy issues by bouncing Victoria’s Secret around on YouTube. Whatever this is, the look on her dog’s face says the dog does NOT have time for this. Stodden’s insane video entitled ‘My Sister Courtina’ is below.
Courtney Stodden’s mother has given another interview in which she promotes herself and her special snowflake who’s actually posing nude and revealing herself to be mottled and flat-chested because it’s not pimping unless someone’s hiding their vulva with empty gift boxes. In an interview promoting nothing worthwhile, Stodden herself says: ‘Don’t hate me because I’m beautiful. Women can be sexy and beautiful; I know it makes a lot of women mad.’ Her mother continues, apparently wishing mental health issues, drink and drug issues, and early entry into the 27 Club on her own daughter, ‘Courtney is the new Anna Nicole Smith, without the drugs. Everyone wants to be like Marilyn Monroe, but with Courtney the beauty comes from within… like Pam Anderson and Farrah Fawcett… It won’t be 15 minutes of fame because it’s an evergreen story. Courtney is so intriguing; she’s almost an addiction for people. Her light shines. When she walks into an event, it’s incredible, as her mom and manager, to watch the reaction from people. There are so many horrible things we read, but when people meet her in person is so rewarding… [Courtney's] a victim of her own beauty. We need to understand all kinds of discrimination. It’s very sad.’
Courtney Stodden’s mother co-signed her daughter exploiting the loophole in the law that says it’s actually okay for the molester who groomed your kid to stick his thing in the hole she poops from because marriage takes the ‘legitimate’ out of ‘legitimate statutory rape.’ And now Stodden’s mother Krista Keller claims to be in demand the world over although she’s still sad she couldn’t whore herself and her kid out more on Couple’s Therapy: ‘I have been asked to do interviews all over the world, but wasn’t comfortable until I sat down with the Couples Therapy lead therapist, Dr. Jenn Berman. After that, I felt great. The producers told me I was incredible, and [they] wished there had been more of me in the show. Now there is talk about doing a momager reality show and I’m very interested.’
Courtney Stodden and Doug Hutchison spent nearly a year meeting with networks like MTV/ VH1 trying to land a reality show only to fail to land something eponymous and settle for pulling focus from an ensemble cast. To the extent Stodden would literally get ‘angry’ when people ignored her attention-seeking and sexually-inappropriate behaviour. And the 18-year-old was actually 17-years-old at the time of filming which meant she slept away from her husband and only filmed six-and-a-half hours in the day because of child labour laws in California. Leaving Hutchison crying at the drop of a hat and pining for his Bait Girl Wife because he spent most of his days alone. And he doesn’t have anyone else, in general, since his brother turned his back on the actor and his mother did the same by returning his mother’s day cards. Hutchison is unusually attached because Stodden is his family now and sources say he’s cracking up with worry that she’s going to leave him for someone else. Leaving him with nothing. A source explains: ‘Doug seems like he is worried about Courtney leaving him and he gets really upset whenever he thinks about the possibility of his marriage ending. He had real difficulty dealing with Courtney not being able to sleep at the house during filming of the show and was freaked out by her not being there with him constantly. It’s like he is terrified of her spending any time away from him… he appears to be very insecure about their relationship and the possibility of her leaving him. Everyone thinks that Doug would be crushed if Courtney were ever to leave him for a younger guy and everyone is really worried about how he would handle that situation should it arise.’ Recent Twitter photos are below.
Technically correct, which is the best kind of correct when you groomed your bait girl wife over the Internet under the noses of her permissive parents, and because he’s an ‘ephebophile’ not a ‘pedophile,’ Doug Hutchison is really arguing with people about the dictionary definitions of these terms. He shouldn’t. But then he shouldn’t be screaming the word ‘molester’ at the other celebrities in Couples Therapy, like he’s proud of it according to one housemate, just to get a reaction from people. I can’t even… whatever. Here’s what he told The Huffington Post about how he’s not a molester because legal loopholes like rushing into marriage so you can have sex with a 16-year-old exist for a reason: ‘The thing is, it’s interesting that anyone would call me a child molester because what I think that does is belittles true child molesters, the ones out there that are really molesting children. We can’t do that. My and Courtney’s marriage is legal, it’s moral and its within the law. I’m not a child molester, so anyone who says that I’m not going to take it to heart. I only care about what my loved ones think about me and no one else. We wake up in each others’ arms in the morning and start our day together. We take care of our puppies. We feed the puppies and let them out. Courtney gets on the computer to tweet and I take care of business on the computer. Then we come together during segments of the day, and then in the evening we have dinner and watch ‘I Love Lucy’ episodes. Within our house, we are extremely normal.’ My TL;DR: ‘Because he said so.’