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The Police Were Picking On Christina Aguilera?

Jun 16th, 2011
by Amy Grindhouse.
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The leak of the Beyonce and Christina Aguilera W covers gave most of the game away. We’ve already seen the entire photo editorial. So, all that’s left, along with the official release of the photos, is the interview. And it’s below. Aguilera seems interesting and probably smarter than she’s given credit for. However, she’s another person who’s asked about the same two or three things and so she ends up coming off one-note. In this case, as we could have predicted, she’s asked about the troubled childhood she packed to sell her Stripped album and she’s asked about recent legal troubles and the Super Bowl/ Grammys screw ups. She pretty much repeats stories already told on Ellen and in other interviews. It’s like it’s February all over again.  Oh, and she was targeted by meany popos during her March arrest, because she’s famous. Noting that police expected her to be a drunken troublemaker, she quips, ‘I think they were bored that night.’

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Oh, Look, Christina Aguilera Is Naked For W

Jun 14th, 2011
by Amy Grindhouse.
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W in July will be a choice of Beyonce or Christina Aguilera (it’s hard to tell, but I’m fairly sure). With Aguilera’s cover, they’re throwing in a newsstand butt shot for free. It’s like a twofer, but with more butt. Beyonce lent on the right side of classy. Aguilera’s naked for her cover, so I don’t know what to think. She’s covering her bumps with her hair and some roses. And she’s staring into the light, of which Tyra Banks would not approve. Aguilera’s shoot is either half-a-year old or they airbrushed the last few beers away. I don’t think she’s heavy now, to be clear. But that doesn’t mean she looks like she does in this editorial. She’s styled like herself from her Stripped album. With some feel of her Keeps Getting Better: Decade Of Hits looks and that was three years ago. But, I guess this shoot was the reason for that weird blow-out last month. This is a Twitter leak of the cover, and the rest of the scans are below. The whole interview was leaked too, sort of, but I can’t make out the text in these scans. I can see her mugshot and so they’re going to ask about her arrest and release and her worsening booze lust.

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Christina Aguilera Should Invest In Some Pants

Jun 6th, 2011
by Amy Grindhouse.
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Christina Aguilera is shown here at a taping for Extra With A.C. Slater, as he live-tweets her sweating fake tan onto studio furniture. Attempting to sit like a lady so we won’t be able to tell whether she shaved, unlike her upskirt during her walk of fame presentation, she kind of got upskirted again. This time, we get a great look at her orange peel. Which are more like tangerine shavings. I’m not mad at her for eating her feelings nor working a micro mini. But home girl needs to invest in some pantyhose or some pants. I’ll front her the change down my couch if she promises to just keep the top of her thighs covered from now on.

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Christina Aguilera Fixating On The Super Bowl

Apr 27th, 2011
by Amy Grindhouse.
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Christina Aguilera is still talking about her failure to stay sober before singing The National Anthem during the Super Bowl. Aguilera gave an interview on The Ellen DeGeneres Show. And she gave some really cute quotes about ‘taking in the moment a little too much.’ Leaving out the part about the ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-al-co-hol, because rewriting history to make yourself less of a lush is fun (I should know, I do it all the time). ‘I had been singing that song my entire life. I was the youngest anthem singer in my hometown of Pittsburgh, PA. I sang for the Steelers when I was this big,’ she said. ‘I think 7 or 8 years old. I would sing for them. I think had a moment where I was at the Super Bowl at 30 years old. I took in the moment a little bit too much. Shoot me for appreciating the moment but here I am at the Super Bowl… singing for a team and in front of the world. And remembering what it was like to be that young and look where I made it now.’

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Matthew Rutler Was Under Limit So DUI Dropped

Apr 18th, 2011
by Amy Grindhouse.
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I guess it’s pretty hard to pin charges on someone for being a drunk-ass, when they weren’t even legally that drunk. Matthew Rutler, 25, was pulled over and arrested in March on suspicion of driving drunk; Christina Aguilera, 30, was arrested on a misdemeanor charge of public intoxication. At the time of her arrest, the popo didn’t charge Aguilera with a crime; she was only arrested so they could keep her safe after realising she was in no fit state to look after herself. Aguilera’s mug shot was never even officially-released either; the sleezyballs at E! Online basically stole the picture and released it after pinky-swearing they would do no such thing. Rutler, Aguilera’s boyfriend, had his charges dropped this weekend. He was under the legal limit to be behind the wheel. Two days after Aguilera’s divorce from Jordan Bratman was finalised, the L.A. County District Attorney officially rejected the DUI case against Rutler; citing insufficient evidence. Rutler’s blood alcohol content was .06 at the time of his arrest, which falls under California’s legal limit to operate a vehicle, .08. So this event exists only to have blessed the world with the second and third-saddest booking photos after the one Nicolas Cage took with his eyes closed.

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Christina Aguilera Admits Her Life’s A Mess

Apr 5th, 2011
by Amy Grindhouse.
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Admitting you’ve got a problem is the first step to recovery. In a year that’s already seen her arrested, but not charged, with being a drunk, falling down at the Grammy Awards and forgetting the words to the National Anthem during the Super Bowl, Christina Aguilera’s not in denial about her mess of a life. Moreover, we’re not the only ones laughing at her being one step away from Lohan-style crack shenanigans. Promoting NBC’s The Voice, because someone has to, Aguilera spoke to Us Weekly and discussed how her life went down the sh**ter, when she filed for divorce. Speaking to the magazine on Monday, she admitted, ‘In light of the past year, there have been obvious setbacks.’ Adding, ‘I can laugh about my own hiccups and my own experiences in life because I’m getting through it.’ That last part is arguable. Since ‘getting through’ her divorce involves a lot of alcohol, selective narcolepsy, and even more falling down.

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