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Hacker Was Curious About Mila Kunis’ Nudes

The hacker dude was just curious. He only spent weeks, if not months, looking at stolen photos of Jessica Alba’s nips and Renee Olstead using sex toys, for science. He’s practically Sheldon Cooper. WHY CAN’T YOU JUST LET THIS HACKER BE GREAT?! The hacker is a 35-year-old who fits the stereotype and refers to his mother more times in the below interview than I feel comfortable with. Christopher Chaney recorded his first on-camera interview after being released on a $10,000 bond on Wednesday. Chaney told WTEV that he plans to plead guilty, and face 121 years in jail, and he sounds sincerely sorry and contrite about what he did. He told WTEV he became addicted to the lives of celebrities and he wanted to know more. He used his rudimentary computer skills and did some hacking 101 on personal emails (the stars had easy passwords). He added, ‘I know it was probably one of the worst invasions of privacy someone can experience… These people don’t have privacy to begin with. I was in that little sliver of privacy they do have. [Instead, I] should have just switched on TMZ.’

Above is the FBI presenting Chaney’s methods to the press. Interview is below.

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Scarlett Johansson Nude Photo Hacker Arrested

One person accessed and disseminated the celebrity nudes that have flooded the market in the past year. Christopher Chaney of Jacksonville, Florida, 35, is facing 121 years in prison. That’s Big Boy Prison, not Lohan Prison where you walk in one side and walk out the other. Chaney ‘s facing serious charges for hacking around 50 celebrities and non-celebrities, exploiting the forward message feature of assorted email providers. He would basically Google the person he wanted to see naked most, then guess their password or security question. He’d forward their emails to his own, then he’d have a bunch of stolen nudes and more celebrity emails to choose from. Chaney offered information and photos to websites for free and he made no money off the hacking. For that Chaney was charged with 26 counts of identity theft, unauthorized access to a protected computer and wiretapping, for which he appeared in Court Wednesday and was released on $10,000 bond. Some celebrities okayed being identified by the FBI, including Scarlett Johansson, Mila Kunis, Christina Aguilera and Renee Olstead. Others were identified by their initials in the suit, including ‘J.B.’ who’s thought to be Jessica Alba. And there’s a mystery celebrity ‘B.P.’

Five photos of Scarlett Johansson outside an event in New York City October 3.

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Albino Snooki ™ Ate The Real Snooki, Is Bloated

Here’s Christina Aguilera at the Michael Jackson tribute concert, Michael Forever, at the Millennium Stadium Cardiff, Wales Saturday night that The Black Eyed Peas and Jennifer Hudson ditched at the last minute citing production problems. Ne-Yo, Leona Lewis and a few others still attended the oddly-located, under-attended, under-promoted, underwhelming concert. Aguilera made it through two costume changes, the second of which was so much more flattering I had to double-check whether the photos were even taken on the same night. Albino Snooki ™ looks like she ate The Real Snooki, absorbing her tanner, thus becoming her. 15 photos show Aguilera performing while holding in really bad gas and then arriving back at LAX Sunday night with man-child Matthew Rutler.

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Albino Snooki Didn’t Neglect Or Beat Her Son

Because this needs explaining for people who’ve never spent any time around younger relatives or their own damn kids, sometimes kids fall down and hurt themselves. True story: the littlest Grindhouse sibling fell down two weeks ago, landing on something plastic and chipping one of his front teeth… it was fixed, but damn. Kids fall down. Little boys f**king ALWAYS fall down. It’s like, science, or something. With that out of the way, let’s just clarify that Albino Snooki (thanks for the name, Trevor!) didn’t beat on her own son; little Max Bratman, her kid with ex-husband Jordan Bratman. Because one photo agency had these photos of little Max with a giant bruise on his eye, hilarity ensued as everyone pointed out his mommy’s drinking problem. He fell down. He. Fell. Down.

Christina Aguilera is firing back at rumors she’s somehow responsible for a giant bruise on her son’s face… telling friends little Max [Bratman] simply had himself a little fall at the park… chasing squirrels. The photo was taken yesterday afternoon at LAX… with rumors circulating that Christina’s ‘erratic behavior and alleged booze-filled outings’ somehow contributed to Max’s accident. But sources tells us, that’s total nonsense: 3-year-old Max was out with his nanny last week, chasing around squirrels… and the kid tripped over a rock and bruised his face. According to our sources, Max was taken to the doctor immediately and everything was fine. No broken nose, no stitches. Just your average boyhood bruise. As one source put it, ‘Christina is a great mom … Max is her #1 priority.’ [via TMZ.com]

There are 10 photos below of the mother and son and Matthew Rutler at LAX.

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Christina Aguilera Should Ditch The Leggings

I still like Christina Aguilera and there has been no waning in my affections despite her comfort-eating and her booze-hound antics. The crazier and more off the rails she gets, the more I like her. It’s weird. Lindsay Lohan has the exact opposite effect on me; Lohan’s booze-hound/ coke-shenanigans make me dislike her. But, with Aguilera, it warms me like hard liquor on a cold day. Here’s Aguilera, as captured by X17, as she gets on a flight from Paris to LA. She landed at LAX on Saturday. Hmm. Should she just be wearing a Snuggie at this point?

Which The Voice Judge Earns Three Times More?

That would be our favourite boozehound, Christina Aguilera, of course. I’m not quite understanding the logic nor the relative star power that would make it worth paying Aguilera the combined per-episode wages of the remaining judges on The Voice. But, according to the new issue of The Hollywood Reporter, Aguilera’s is being paid $225,000-per-episode compared to the other three judges’ $75,000 each. Maybe her booze bill is three times higher. Each episodes costs $2.3 million to make and I suspect about half of that’s spent on crushed ice.