Here’s Christina Aguilera at her 31st birthday party, the date of which somehow completely escaped me. Well, she turned 31-years-old December 18 and I just found Us Weekly’s photo of her birthday cake. The name on it’s wrong. It says ‘Xtina,’ when it should say ‘Albooki,’ or her government name of ‘Albino Snooki.’ But it’s [...]
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Albino Snooki Covers 80% Of Her ‘Latin Curves’
It appears that since being slammed for her weight, and her perfectly-round gas baby, Christina Aguilera has covered up. She was spotted this weekend with her son, Max Bratman, and fellow-boozehound Matthew Rutler, buying a Christmas tree in West Hollywood. You may not recognize Albooki, but she’s under Carmen San Diego’s hat. Does Albooki look [...]
Christina Aguilera Is Only Expecting A Gas Baby
Christina Aguilera’s AMAs 2011 performance got everyone talking because she looked extra-albino without her red lip-chap and extra-Snooki without any Spanx. I don’t have access to the photos of her at the AMAs, so you can see them HERE. The video of her Moves Like Jagger performance with Adam Levine is below. Basically, she wore a [...]
Christina Aguilera Should Wear Actual Pants
Christina Aguilera has been wearing leggings, and pantyhose disguised as leggings, the past few weeks. Her butt ate the pair of leggings she wore to Pumpkin Patch with her 2.0 family this weekend, so she’s down a pair. In lieu of jeggings or something else more modest, Aguilera wore a short shorts and hose combo [...]
Hacker Was Curious About Mila Kunis’ Nudes
The hacker dude was just curious. He only spent weeks, if not months, looking at stolen photos of Jessica Alba’s nips and Renee Olstead using sex toys, for science. He’s practically Sheldon Cooper. WHY CAN’T YOU JUST LET THIS HACKER BE GREAT?! The hacker is a 35-year-old who fits the stereotype and refers to his [...]
Scarlett Johansson Nude Photo Hacker Arrested
One person accessed and disseminated the celebrity nudes that have flooded the market in the past year. Christopher Chaney of Jacksonville, Florida, 35, is facing 121 years in prison. That’s Big Boy Prison, not Lohan Prison where you walk in one side and walk out the other. Chaney ‘s facing serious charges for hacking around [...]
