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Christina Aguilera Ready For Her Second Baby

Christina Aguilera - seen above, showcasing her new fragrance,  ’Inspire’, at Macy’s in the Glendale Galleria in Glendale, California - reveals in the latest issue of OK! Magazine that she is ready to have a second baby [Website – Amy Grindhouse].

Meaning, Chrissy’s male-to-female surgery has been a resounding success and she is ready to get back to her baby makin’ with chubby hubby, Jordan Bratman.

Having started life as a boy (a very pretty boy – but a boy nonetheless),  Chrissy Trannilera must not have all the bits and pieces to make a baby, right?

Me-thinks that rather than give birth, she bought baby Max Liron, from the Saint Brangelina Surplus Baby Supply Store. The shop that sells off all the babies Saint Brange’ adopted and discarded, once their cheeks stopped being pinchable.

Christina Aguilera spoke to OK magazine, of her plans for a sibling for Max:

I hope so. We definitely want to have another child. Having Max has been an amazing experience. He surprises me every day. In a year, he has grown so much, now he crawls and is starting to walk.

Check out the full interview at OK online.

[IMAGE CREDIT: Kiley Bishop/London Ent/Splash]

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Why The Eff Wasn’t This Used As Her Video?

My favourite hot tranny mess, Christina Aguilera, can be seen below in the new Target commercial, which promotes her new album, ‘Keeps Gettin’ Better — A Decade of Hits’ [Website – Amy Grindhouse].

This video is sooo much better than that Credit Crunch Ninja bitch-slapped, poor-arse-excuse for a music video that she released a few weeks ago. This promo is kinda bitchin’. Chrissy looks less tranny in it and also it looks like it cost more than a buck fifty… SCORE!

Also I notice Tar-jay’s not so effing subtle attempt at hypnotising me with all their sexy circular imagery. For example Chrissy has Target wristbands and contact lenses. Must confess, that doesn’t make me wanna go buy her album (though I have no doubt that it is all kinds of 90′s awesome). It does, however, make me wanna go shooting. Like clay-pigeon shooting or something. Or maybe ‘Aguilera sucky CD’ shooting. Like throw them up in the air and watch the tacky, electro-pop filled shrapnel fly. WHEEEEEE!

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Christina Aguilera ‘Keeps Gettin’ Better’: Video

Christina Aguilera’s music video for ‘Keeps Gettin’ Better’ can be seen below, click now to play [Website – Amy Grindhouse].

Sad Tranny Clown has made the decision to channel her inner Lady Gaga, for this latest of outings. STC can be seen in this promo, released via iLike.com, donning her best lace-front weave and premature Halloween garb.

The clip is intended to go from present day into a more futuristic vibe. The result, however, is somewhat less intriguing. STC is dressed in many an outfit, each one, lovingly handpicked from Dee Snider’s eBayed wardrobe cast-offs. The hair and make up is broadly speaking Lady Gaga levels of EPIC fetch in places and trannylicious in others. This paired with the buck-fifty budget looking production, I would argue this is Aguilera’s least successful video to date.

Now before y’all start hating, let me say I bow down to Sad Tranny Clown and her EPIC shouty (and kind of constipated… in a good way) sounding voice; where even at a whimper, she could sing one of her tween pretenders off of any stage. However, please, let’s be real peeps. This video’s FAIL storyboard and low-arse production-values make it look as though it has been biatch slapped all up and down by the Credit Crunch Ninja.

Click to play and judge for yourself. KEEPS GETTIN’ BETTER – LOVE IT OR HATE IT?

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Christina Aguilera Is Looking Rather Pale

Christina Aguilera and her ever-shrinking mommy-boobies were out for dinner at L’Atelier de Joel Robuchon restaurant in London last night.

Poor boobies, they look like they are suffocating in there…

You let them out for some fresh air this instant, you here me young lady!

We are cruelty-free on this blog. And, that includes cruelty to celebrity cleavage, dumb animals, Cheetos and everything in between.

As an aside, is anyone else wondering whether Aguilera actually ever takes the time, of an evening, to strip away the days layers of tanner? I only ask as it looks like she has a good few coats going on there. Nice.

Um, Chrissy (and all the other fake-baked wh*res out there), you may wanna akshully take a break between all the Mystic Tans and bathing in tubs full of bronzer… Give the previous months worth some time to bed in. Otherwise, you may end up in the same sticky predicament as Brit Brit, Cheeto coloured!

Christina Aguilera ‘Keeps Gettin’ Better — A Decade of Hits’: Leaked Artwork

See the above for the leaked artwork for Christina Aguilera’s first greatest hits album, “Keeps Gettin’ Better — A Decade of Hits”, out November 11, via  US retail giant Target [Website – Amy Grindhouse].

The image was leaked onto the CD’s Wikipedia page.

Don’t even bloody ask me where the hell this picture was taken.

Looks weird dunnit?

Like it is one of those piccies used as art on the side of a bus, or a cheap flyer that has been wrapped around a lamp post.

Anyhoo, love the fiercy totally O.T.T. Tranny-licious ™ eye make-up. Love the fact that my darling Chrissy only looks goldy and not bright orangey. Also loving the fact that it has taken her all this time to produce a greatest hits, when arseholes like Hilary Duff have been pulling them out of their arses since practically their second album!

The CD’s rumoured tracklisting – with new two tracks and three new versions of old hits – can be found below (along with Wiki-links):

  1. Genie in a Bottle” (New Version)
  2. What a Girl Wants
  3. Come on Over Baby (All I Want Is You)
  4. Lady Marmalade” (New Version)
  5. Dirrtyfeaturing Redman
  6. Beautiful” (New Version)
  7. Fighter
  8. Ain’t No Other Man
  9. Hurt
  10. Candyman
  11. Keeps Gettin’ Better
  12. “Dynamite”

UPDATE - Pre-orders of the CD will begin selling on Tuesday Sept. 30 at Target.com. As a special bonus to Target customers, pre-orders of the CD will be coupled with a free download of Aguilera’s new single, “Keeps Gettin’ Better”.

Chrissy says about the release:

“I can’t believe it’s been over 10 years since my first album and it was really exciting to put all of my favorite songs in one collection for my fans,” said Aguilera. “Target is really behind music and will be a great home for my new album!”

Click below to listen to  Christina Aguilera’s first single ‘Keeps Gettin’ Better’.

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Christina Aguilera ‘Keeps Gettin’ Better’ MTV Video Music Awards 2008: Video & Pics

Click to play the video above to see Christina Aguilera perform ‘Keeps Gettin’ Better’ at the MTV Video Music Awards 2008, where she is making her most concerted effort to date, to look like a pre-op tranny (no offense intended to my sexi pre-op readers :D ).

Make the jump to see images from her performance.

Click HERE to watch a YouTube HQ video of the performance (the video above was pulled).