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Christina Aguilera and Cher Filming Burlesque

Amy Grindhouse — Fri, 08 Jan 2010 04:14:24 +0000

Christina Aguilera and Cher were photographed together in Hollywood, CA, on January 7, 2010, as they filmed the movie Burlesque. The movie has something to do with how Aguilera looks way better without the tranny make-up. Or how Cher will be the last surviving organism on the earth, from which our alien overlords will determine what the rest of our jazzy species was like before it died out. Or it could be something to do with a singer who escapes hardship to follow her dreams in Los Angeles. I can’t remember. The women wore their best acrylic lace-fronts and hooker-tastic costumes as they filmed on the streets. I may check this film. Even if it means sitting through whole scenes these hot bishes won’t be in. So long as I can find a way to stash my weight in liquor on my person.

Nine photos of Christina Aguilera and Cher as they film Burlesque together.

Image credit to Coqueran/Fame Pictures. Info via Burlesque’s Wiki, IMDb.

Christina Aguilera Involved In a Car Accident

Amy Grindhouse — Wed, 23 Dec 2009 12:35:48 +0000

Christina Aguilera was involved in a minor car accident late last night. She was riding as a passenger in her Range Rover SUV that clumsily smacked into the booty of another car. Her assistant was driving at the time, and the singer was unhurt. The assistant was probably not hurt either as she was left behind to babysit the car, while Aguilera was escorted from the scene by her bodyguard.

It’s thought the accident occurred, as these things often do, as she was being pursued by paparazzi after shopping in Los Angeles. They aren’t being blamed by the popo, but I blame them. They’re crazy ass drivers who don’t give a damn.

Image credit to Dapo/Fame Pictures. Story & info. Gossip Cop, TMZ.

Christina Aguilera Filming Scenes for Burlesque

Amy Grindhouse — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 15:20:11 +0000

Christina Aguilera on the set of her movie, Burlesque.

Christina Aguilera was out in broad daylight, without the aid of her usual inch-thick clown makeup. The shocker wasn’t so much that she’d allowed herself to be photographed on the set of her Burlesque movie when not at her tranny best. It’s a shock that it’s clearly super easy to forget what a gorgeous girl she is under all that muck. Aguilera is a freaking beautiful girl.

Taking off that nasty makeup takes years off her. She looks her age, and not like an ageing, gender-confused streetwalker whose face has seen better days.

Twelve photos of Christina Aguilera filming Burlesque in Los Angeles, yesterday.

Images Rocstar1/ Flynet Pictures, Coqueran/Fame Pictures. Story ONTD, Hello.

Christina Aguilera and Max Halloween Costumes

Amy Grindhouse — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 01:26:08 +0000

Christina Aguilera took her son Max Bratman out trick or treating in Brentwood, CA, on October 31.

The mother and son duo went trick or treating in matching skeleton costumes, on the weekend. The singer has been working her thing as a young mother, and hasn’t ever given in to the image people had of her ten years ago. People were expecting her to be a hot mess trannilera of a mother. However, she’s only ever come across as someone who enjoyed motherhood and all the goofiness and fun that comes along with being a young mother.

Three photos of Christina Aguilera and Max Bratman in their skeleton costumes.

Image credit to Fame Pictures.

Celebrity Families at Pumpkin Patch: Photos…

Amy Grindhouse — Mon, 12 Oct 2009 13:24:21 +0000

Celebrity parents never did have much in the way of an imagination or common sense. It seems that no matter how far away from its West Hollywood, CA, location they live, and no matter how much of a paparazzi-haven it becomes, they all go to Mr. Bones Pumpkin Patch.

Not that I’ve bothered to look into this, as that’s just not how I roll, but one can assume Mr. Bones Pumpkin Patch is the only place in the US where pumpkins grow, hence the name. Yep, that totally explains why they all go there, knowing their precious babies are going to be hounded by paps the entire time.

Twenty four photos of celebrity parents and their little ones at Pumpkin Patch.

Below, in order, you can see the following photos in sets of three; Dannielynn Smith-Birkhead with her father Larry Birkhead, Christina Aguilera and husband Jordan Bratman with son Max Bratman, David Boreanaz and his wife Jaime Bergman with son Jaden Rayne, Breckin Meyer and daughter Caitlin Willow Meyer, Fred Durst and his son Dallas Durst, Mark Walhberg with girlfriend Rhea Durham and their two children Ella Rae and Michael, Heidi Klum with Seal and their kids (from a few years ago), and pictures from today of Shauna Sand with her daughters Alexandra, Victoria and Isabella Lamas.

Image credit to Fame Pictures and Flynet Pictures.

Larry King Mistakes Gwen Stefani For Xtina

Amy Grindhouse — Tue, 26 May 2009 20:31:41 +0000

This is a cute one and I am sharing it with you all, not because it is remotely newsorthy, but because it made me want to cuddle Larry King.

We all know that all the stick thin, over-bleached hags in the charts are all starting to look the same and blur into one less-interesting version of Lady GaGa. Seems that we are not the only ones who have noticed that bleached hair, red lips and 50’s style vamp looks are par for the course. The pop starlet uniform has led to the 75-year-old host of Larry King Live getting a little confused over two particular chart-toppers.

Gwen had dropped by [Nate n’ Ali’s Deli in Los Angeles earlier this month] to pick up an order of four corned beef sandwiches to go when Larry — who released a new memoir last week– approached her, told her his son was a very big fan and asked for an autograph.

“Gwen happily signed her name on a napkin promising the TV talker she’d send his boy a photo in the mail,” according to the June 1 issue of The Globe. “But when she went to hand it over, Larry looked puzzled before finally admitting, ‘I thought you were Christina Aguilera.’” (via Pop Crunch)

Christina Aguilera’s Baby Boy Max Turns One

Amy Grindhouse — Mon, 19 Jan 2009 20:42:23 +0000

Christina Aguilera and husband, Jordan Bratman, threw their son Max Liron a no-expenses-spared PAR-TAY, in honour of his first birthday at their Beverly Hills estate on Saturday [Website – Amy Grindhouse].

If my favourite tranny clown, Chrissy, is missing her mommy boobies, she is hiding it well. Throwing what one can only assume was a booze-soaked party for her baby is a great way to shift the “I lost my giant momma chichi” blues. On that weekend morning Trannilera had party pieces delivered to her home, all of which were in keeping with the ’Where the Wild Things Are’ theme.

In a recent interview with US Weekly, Tranny Clown said of her baby boy “He is a mover and shaker. He is constantly moving, constantly banging on things. I don’t know what that means; maybe he is a drummer in the making, I don’t know. He is just so much fun and I have the best time with him. Every single day is a way for me to see life through brand new eyes. It really is an incredible thing for me every day.”

Celebrity news and gossip written by AmyGrindhouse.com. Image credit to Fame Pictures. Story courtesy of Faded Youth Blog.

Christina Aguilera Ready For Her Second Baby

Amy Grindhouse — Sat, 06 Dec 2008 15:32:14 +0000

Christina Aguilera - seen above, showcasing her new fragrance, ’Inspire’, at Macy’s in the Glendale Galleria in Glendale, California - reveals in the latest issue of OK! Magazine that she is ready to have a second baby [Website – Amy Grindhouse].

Meaning, Chrissy’s male-to-female surgery has been a resounding success and she is ready to get back to her baby makin’ with chubby hubby, Jordan Bratman.

Having started life as a boy (a very pretty boy – but a boy nonetheless), Chrissy Trannilera must not have all the bits and pieces to make a baby, right?

Me-thinks that rather than give birth, she bought baby Max Liron, from the Saint Brangelina Surplus Baby Supply Store. The shop that sells off all the babies Saint Brange’ adopted and discarded, once their cheeks stopped being pinchable.

Christina Aguilera spoke to OK magazine, of her plans for a sibling for Max:

I hope so. We definitely want to have another child. Having Max has been an amazing experience. He surprises me every day. In a year, he has grown so much, now he crawls and is starting to walk.

Check out the full interview at OK online.

[IMAGE CREDIT: Kiley Bishop/London Ent/Splash]

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Why The Eff Wasn’t This Used As Her Video?

Amy Grindhouse — Thu, 06 Nov 2008 21:57:25 +0000

My favourite hot tranny mess, Christina Aguilera, can be seen below in the new Target commercial, which promotes her new album, ‘Keeps Gettin’ Better — A Decade of Hits’ [Website – Amy Grindhouse].

This video is sooo much better than that Credit Crunch Ninja bitch-slapped, poor-arse-excuse for a music video that she released a few weeks ago. This promo is kinda bitchin’. Chrissy looks less tranny in it and also it looks like it cost more than a buck fifty… SCORE!

Also I notice Tar-jay’s not so effing subtle attempt at hypnotising me with all their sexy circular imagery. For example Chrissy has Target wristbands and contact lenses. Must confess, that doesn’t make me wanna go buy her album (though I have no doubt that it is all kinds of 90’s awesome). It does, however, make me wanna go shooting. Like clay-pigeon shooting or something. Or maybe ‘Aguilera sucky CD’ shooting. Like throw them up in the air and watch the tacky, electro-pop filled shrapnel fly. WHEEEEEE!

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Christina Aguilera ‘Keeps Gettin’ Better’: Video

Amy Grindhouse — Tue, 28 Oct 2008 20:01:52 +0000

Christina Aguilera’s music video for ‘Keeps Gettin’ Better’ can be seen below, click now to play [Website – Amy Grindhouse].

Sad Tranny Clown has made the decision to channel her inner Lady Gaga, for this latest of outings. STC can be seen in this promo, released via iLike.com, donning her best lace-front weave and premature Halloween garb.

The clip is intended to go from present day into a more futuristic vibe. The result, however, is somewhat less intriguing. STC is dressed in many an outfit, each one, lovingly handpicked from Dee Snider’s eBayed wardrobe cast-offs. The hair and make up is broadly speaking Lady Gaga levels of EPIC fetch in places and trannylicious in others. This paired with the buck-fifty budget looking production, I would argue this is Aguilera’s least successful video to date.

Now before y’all start hating, let me say I bow down to Sad Tranny Clown and her EPIC shouty (and kind of constipated… in a good way) sounding voice; where even at a whimper, she could sing one of her tween pretenders off of any stage. However, please, let’s be real peeps. This video’s FAIL storyboard and low-arse production-values make it look as though it has been biatch slapped all up and down by the Credit Crunch Ninja.

Click to play and judge for yourself. KEEPS GETTIN’ BETTER – LOVE IT OR HATE IT?

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