Christina Aguilera appears really insecure about her heritage. As in, the way in which she addresses her background. It’s like she’s always overcompensating. One would think the point would be moot and wouldn’t need addressing. However, she’s always dropping her ethnicity into anecdotes and it feels tacked on. Like when a source recently said of [...]
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Christina Aguilera’s Jelly Holds Up Production
Christina Aguilera is mostly off my radar unless I have to talk about her weight. Anecdotes about her pants size are all that’s left to talk about because she’s no longer a booze-hound (at least, not that I know of). She’s on The Voice right now, sure. But she’s not really doing much that’s newsworthy. [...]
Hold In Your Poots Around Christina Aguilera
When in the presence of the Artist Formerly Known As Albooki, Christina Aguilera, you must hold in your poots lest they burn her shouty vocal chords. This advice comes from The Voice co-judge Adam Levine, with whom Aguilera poses on the new cover of Rolling Stone: ‘I honestly just recently started realizing that you’re surrounded [...]
Christina Aguilera Didn’t Tinkle During Tribute
I would have skimmed right over this, since it’s pretty old news at this point. However, there’s an update on that nasty brown drip down the leg of the Artist Formerly Known As Albooki, Christina Aguilera. So. I’m updating. You can check her out in the video above, she paid tribute to Etta James this [...]
Christina Aguilera Was Too Thin For Burlesque?
Christina Aguilera covers Marie Claire February 2012 in so many layers I have to assume it’s a passive-aggressive slight on the behalf of the stylists. I’m not kidding. That’s how they style Adele and used to style Jennifer Hudson, all that’s missing is a shot of her from the clavicle up. She’s even layered in [...]
Albooki Aguilera’s Boyfriend Loves Her Curves
I’ve been calling Albooki by her government name, Albino Snooki. However, the Real Snooki’s so thin now it no longer makes sense. While I think of a new nickmame for The Artist Formerly Known as Albooki, I’ll share some news on the singer. According to her, becoming zoftig in 2011 was fine because her boyfriend [...]
