Christopher Chaney has been given a 10-year prison sentence for hacking Scarlett Johansson, Mila Kunis, Christina Aguilera and a bunch of randoms who basically set their passwords to ‘pa22w0rd’ and emailed whomever they were seeing at the time photos of their boobs. Earlier this year, Chaney pled guilty to nine felonies including theft and wiretapping. Prosecutors sought six-years prison time for the gift that keeps on giving but the judge increased it to 10 years for the ‘callous disregard’ of the women’s privacy. Although either term is reduced from the 121 years he originally faced if found guilty on all counts of hacking 50 victims. ‘It’s hard to fathom the mindset of a person who would accomplish all of this,’ said the judge. ‘These types of crimes are as pernicious and serious as physical stalking.’
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Christina Aguilera insists to this day that if you don’t love Bionic and you’re one of the everyone who didn’t buy it you’re not a real music fan. At least that’s what she told every magazine during a recent promotional tour when asked why Bionic didn’t sell. But she’s going to have to come up with another phrase aside from ‘The album’s ahead of its time’ to explain why Lotus isn’t selling either because it looks like she’s got another flop album on her hands. In this week’s charts, One Direction is expected to take the number one slot selling 525-575k, The Weeknd from XO/Republic is expected to sell 95-105k; the Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn 2 soundtrack is expected to sell around 85-90k; while Aguilera is predicted to come in at number four on the Billboard chart with 75-80k albums sold.
Christina Aguilera is still shacked up with her own Slum Bear because Jennifer Lopez isn’t the only woman who doesn’t know her worth. The Round Bear and The Other Slum Bear were photographed standing around outside her house with him in a generic knight costume and Aguilera wearing her fanciest jammies and her goin’ out wig. Unless that’s not her everyday clothing, but a costume, in which case maybe she’s a slutty queen or a slutty witch. More photos below.
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- KIM K'S MOST SHOCKING PHOTO EVER? - Reality Tea
- Photo: Lindsay Lohan's Butt Is Bleeding!?! - TooFab
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- Christina Aguilera Drastic Weight Loss Pics - TooFab
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Christina Aguilera is still on the press tour that has amounted to her explaining over and over that if you hate the Bionic album you must hate your own ears because it’s ‘ahead of its time’ rather than just being bad. And aside from talking about her weight gain, she’s not really said another word that’s not condescending, pretentious, or rote, at this point. It’s been ‘I love my body, soooo much I ate someone else’s body, and the only reason you hate Bionic is because you hate ears and you’re not smart enough to understand real music.’ And now, all of a sudden, she’s feeling all the feelings about everything in The Hollywood Reporter who must have slipped some Go Juice into her regular juice. For example, in rare form, Aguilera explains her hatred for online critics: ‘Now everyone is a critic. I don’t read blogs. It’s just God knows who in Buttf**k wherever writing hate s**t. You can’t take it seriously. I’m sure you’ve all been hated on at some point by buttf**k people… It’s real talk today.’ More below.
Christina Aguilera promoted Bionic with a straight face while even her own fans conceded that she phoned it in for the sake of putting out another album. The album was excoriated and quickly sent to the bargain bin because I’m old and those things totally still physically exist. Rather than admitting that she should give back all the gold stars she earned for Stripped, Aguilera has one comeback and she’s sticking to it: Bionic was ‘ahead of its time.’ She told Billboard Magazine: ‘With Bionic I fully went in there with [the idea], ‘I’m going to experiment and not be commercial or pop.’ I can proudly say it was ahead of its time, to be honest. It wasn’t so commercialized. You had to really be a music lover, be a true fan of music and the love of being open to really appreciate that record.’ So all the people with buyer’s remorse just hate their own ears, and music in general, not her album. She then told a YouTube Q&A: ‘That was an experimental record that will surpass time, and maybe was too ahead of its time for certain people. But music people, you know, they really, really get my records, and understand that I am constantly evolving and growing.’ And she lather, rinsed, repeated to Rolling Stone whose readers actually like music so they TOTALLY get it but didn’t buy the album either: ‘[Bionic] had a lot of amazing sounds and a futuristic twist to it. But if you weren’t a music person, it was just going to go over your head. A lot of the collaborations were with people that were either very underground or weren’t necessarily from the pop world. I really think it was far ahead of its time and it’ll be fully appreciated in the years to come.’
When Christina Aguilera released the single cover for Your Body, also buried late on a Friday after everyone retired for the weekend, I noted that it probably wasn’t her body anymore after the Photoshop people were done with it. She’s done the same thing again, though, tweeting her new album cover with a caption about the release date. So I suppose she’s serious with artwork in which half of her is missing and there’s light glowing out of her crotch which is also missing.