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Brenda Song And Trace Cyrus Are Engaged

Oct 14th, 2011
by Amy Grindhouse.
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Brenda Song and Trace Cyrus are engaged. This is actually happening, not like that weird baby thing where Song was declared pregnant by some random source only for her mother to get indignant about familial morals and the mere existence of a gas baby. I made sure to confirm today’s news actually happened, because, you know. Well, it’s TRUE. Song, 23, is engaged to Cyrus, 22, brother of Miley. The 22-year-old confirmed the news on Twitter, writing, ‘I am very excited to say, last week I asked my girlfriend Brenda Song to marry me and she said YES! We are both very excited to be engaged!’ Assuming Song would change her last name, his 18-year-old half-sister wrote, ‘@TraceCyrus can’t wait for Brenda to be a Cyrus : ) couldn’t be more excited about my “sister in law to be” yay : )’ Song was recently seen with an understated diamond ring on her finger.

Kris Jenner Will Be Pimping Kris Humphries Too

Aug 26th, 2011
by Amy Grindhouse.
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There are a bunch of Kardashian/ Humphries/ Jenner updates so, rather than further robbing you guys of the will to live, I’m going to turn in one post short and condense the updates into one post. Kris Jenner started managing Kris Humphries following Saturday’s wedding because only moments after the ceremony did Humphries get the news that his former pimp had been killed in a pimp-on-pimp homicide. Sad. ‘Kris [Jenner] runs the entire family like a business and that’s why they are all so successful,’ a source tells HuffPo Celebrity. ‘Now that Kris [Humphries] is married to the families biggest asset, [Jenner] is going to make sure that she is making all the business decisions… [Jenner] is already in early negotiations to brand the newlywed couple today with fragrance deals and other endorsements… She isn’t going to let some other manager with a different agenda get in the way of that. The amount of money this couple has already made from selling coverage of the wedding is millions and that’s just the tip of the iceberg. Expect his and her clothes, towels, watches, shoes and by the time they have a baby together, forget it. They will be able to buy the bank.’ Jenner somehow also found time to negotiate herself a deal on The Talk; according to Deadline, Jenner will be the new fill-in host. Her bottom b**ch is currently on a mini-honeymoon and earlier reports had a slither of truth… a proper honeymoon will follow at a later date. Kim Kardashian and her filler-husband, Lurch, are currently on Italy’s Amalfi Coast. ‘We want to take our big honeymoon later,’ says Kardashian, adding that the destination would be ‘definitely tropical.’ Within days, she’ll be in New York filming Kourtney & Kim Take New York. She’ll probably also be at Sunday’s MTV Video Music Awards in Los Angeles, California.

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People Defends Kim Kardashian Wedding Cover

Aug 25th, 2011
by Amy Grindhouse.
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Because they’re getting desperate and because they’re the only ones to feature this, People has defended its decision to leave Kris Humphries off his own wedding cover. The first thing I and others noticed was Kim Kardashian’s absent second husband. Lamar Odom was shoved to the back of his wedding cover for OK! but he was on the damn cover. Humphries was on the engagement cover but left off this cover. Because suddenly this wedding’s all about his wife. There was no attempt to plug the holes in this logic as Jen Garcia, an editor for People, told Access Hollywood Live, ‘It’s all about the bride. We sorted through thousands of pictures. It’s all about the bride. We wanted her. It’s her day, we wanted her on the cover.’ That’s their story after they paid too much and they’re sticking to it (OK! lost the bid and instead featured ‘Most Extreme Diets’ on this week’s cover). F**k the groom. It’s all about the bride. This is the porn star bride’s day to be an unforgivably vapid c**t left to drown in a pool of her own narcissism.

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Kim Kardashian People Cover Without Husband

Aug 24th, 2011
by Amy Grindhouse.
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Of course Urine Princess/ Kimmy ‘Urinal’ Cakes covers the newest issue of People Magazine without second husband Kris Humphries. Lurch should really be on the cover, since he suffered through a wedding to a porn star that reportedly horrified his family in its tackiness (the family who paid for their own coach tickets to the $10 million wedding where Kardashian wore $10 million in jewels). Lamar Odom was at least in the background of his wedding OK! cover with Wookiee Kardashian-Odom and the Kardashian sisters in the foreground. But Lurch isn’t important enough a celebrity in his own right to help sell the wedding cover People paid $1.5 million for (he was on the engagement cover, but that sold for $300,000 so I guess it didn’t matter and they threw him a bone). This week’s tabloids are covering this fairly extensively. You’ll already know what the wedding looks like because of the multiple E! previews. So I wouldn’t bother buying People. Us is taking delight in peeing on People’s cornflakes, pointing out that guests had a miserable time at the wedding. There were so many production crew everywhere it reportedly made everyone feel awkward and they were bumping into crew at every turn. Moreover, the couple wore mics at the altar and altar cameras were white to blend in, except they didn’t. ‘Everybody felt awkward, like it was all for the cameras and more like a TV show than a wedding,’ said one insider of the 200 E! staffers getting in the way. ‘It was so hard to take it all seriously,’ said another insider. Humphries’ family ‘mostly looked appalled by the entire thing.’ In related news, Kris Jenner reportedly wanted either Jennifer Lopez or Christina Aguilera as wedding singers but refused to pay for a shill singer. So both declined. In other related news, the shill sex tape in which Kardashian sold a golden shower has seen sales rise exponentially following the wedding. Two million more fans than normal (compared to the 300,000-per-month usual) visited Kim K Superstar between Friday and Saturday.

Kim Kardashian Left For European Honeymoon

Aug 23rd, 2011
by Amy Grindhouse.
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Okay, so at this point pretty much none of the wedding rumours have been true. Most of the guest list and the supposed no-shows were probably tabloid fiction; the dress was ivory and not non-white as speculated by the HuffPo; there will be NO second wedding in NYC on August 31, as speculated by WWD. Kim Kardashian tweeted last night, ‘There are rumors of a 2nd wedding in NY. This is NOT true!!’

She just left Los Angeles for a honeymoon in Capri, Italy stopping over in NYC. And she will be in NYC in a week, leaving only days to shill on her honeymoon. But she’ll be back in NYC to film season two of Kourtney & Kim Take New York. Moreover, Us Weekly clarifies there will be an event put together by a random wedding planner on August 31… but ‘[It's] a welcome to New York party,’ as Kardashian confirmed on Twitter. Another thing, it was rumoured by Lies&Style that Kardashian and Kris Humphries would not honeymoon until Summer 2012, the ‘earliest she could get away.’ She ran work errands literally hours before leaving, but she found time for a trip to Europe. Speaking of which, did you know Humphries had no idea he’d be her second husband? That’s a supposed topic of next week’s Keeping Up With The Kardashians. Pictures of Kardashian and Humphries leaving LAX, heading for honeymoon. There’s also a photo of Kardashian’s diamond wedding ring as she kept holding up her arm to show it off.

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Kim Kardashian Married In Ivory Wedding Dress

Aug 21st, 2011
by Amy Grindhouse.
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Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries are married and it’s too late for him to complain about the smell of stale urine and call the whole thing off. Before the wedding, Kardashian and her eldest sister Kourtney were standing around in broad daylight in white tracksuits filming their reality show; because exclusivity be damned when there’s fame-whoring to be done. Wedding guests included Demi Lovato, Babyface, Vera Wang, Mario Lopez, Mark Ballas, Ciaro and Carmelo Anthony, Eva Longoria, and Eduardo Cruz, Alan Thicke, Maria Menounos, Sugar Ray Leonard, Kathy Lee Gifford, Brit Gastineau, Greta Van Sustren, Jillian Barberie, Brody Jenner and Avril Lavigne, Scottie and Larsa Pippen, and Dina, Ali and Lindsay Lohan. Lindsay Lohan was one of the last guests to arrive at the hotel; she got there at 2.30 a.m., because her mother got a late flight from NYC and they were attending together. Ellen DeGeneres begged on Twitter for an invite, Kardashian replied, ‘Of course u are invited!!!! COME! RT @TheEllenShow: No invitation to @KimKardashian’s wedding yet. #WorstThingInTheWorld’

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