On a weekend where Hilary Duff announced a pregnancy and Jessica Alba gave birth to her second daughter, Tara Reid is extra-starved for attention. Because her crack-womb probably can’t gestate a baby thing, she married instead. And, by the dates of the multiple tweets in her stream, she wasn’t engaged for long before she married. [...]
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Kate Moss In American Vogue September 2011
Kate Moss’ wedding covers the September 2011 American Vogue. It had been reported by Page Six a few weeks ago that Moss would have this cover and Lindsay Lohan would cover September’s Vanity Fair. Lohan was bumped for Jennifer Lopez and the August Italian Vanity Fair and British Vogue kind of ruined the American editions [...]
Jennifer Aniston’s Food Baby Excites Tabloids
Jennifer Aniston’s possible food baby covers at least three tabloids this week, because it’s easier to convince you of things that never happened if more than one magazine recycles its own five-year-old headlines and wishes into existence a real bump. Us Weekly’s cover this week insists Aniston’s trying for a baby. And the same picture [...]
Randoms Invited To Kim Kardashian’s Wedding
Kim Kardashian’s wedding is already the fanciest of all the porn star weddings. She’s going to be shilling for her own $100 perfume and her Vera Wang shill dress. A shill magazine is going to pay her upwards of $1 million for the exclusive covers and photos. And, seven weeks after the wedding day, Kardashian’s [...]
Kim Kardashian Is Getting Married For Love…
Kim Kardashian ate urinal cakes and wore a dress made of toilet paper at her golden shower. Idk what a bridal shower is. But I do know what a golden shower is. Lindsay Lohan was in attendance, so this was 100% golden. Some of you guys told me about this, last week, and I’m somehow [...]
Kristin Cavallari And Jay Cutler Return Gifts
Kristin Cavallari and ex-fiancé Jay Cutler have returned the gifts ordered from their Crate & Barrel wedding registry. The wedding that was never going to take place was a little more involved than I originally thought. As Cavallari admitted, at the time of the break-up, the wedding was 100% organised, the dress bought, and all [...]
