Of course Urine Princess/ Kimmy ‘Urinal’ Cakes covers the newest issue of People Magazine without second husband Kris Humphries. Lurch should really be on the cover, since he suffered through a wedding to a porn star that reportedly horrified his family in its tackiness (the family who paid for their own coach tickets to the [...]
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Kim Kardashian Left For European Honeymoon
Okay, so at this point pretty much none of the wedding rumours have been true. Most of the guest list and the supposed no-shows were probably tabloid fiction; the dress was ivory and not non-white as speculated by the HuffPo; there will be NO second wedding in NYC on August 31, as speculated by WWD. [...]
Kim Kardashian Married In Ivory Wedding Dress
Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries are married and it’s too late for him to complain about the smell of stale urine and call the whole thing off. Before the wedding, Kardashian and her eldest sister Kourtney were standing around in broad daylight in white tracksuits filming their reality show; because exclusivity be damned when there’s [...]
Kim Kardashian & Kris Humphries Are Married
Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries are married. And no one got peed on the whole ceremony, that I know of. All of which makes me sad. Kardashian’s wedding to her second husband wasn’t any kind of royal wedding 2.0, because porn stars and no-name sport stars getting married after a few months of knowing each [...]
$1.5 Million For Kim Kardashian Wedding Photos
People won the bidding for exclusive photos of Kim Kardashian’s wedding. In its most recent post about Kardashian’s wedding, People mentions ‘For exclusive personal photos from Kim’s fairytale wedding and all the details, pick up the new issue of PEOPLE, on newsstands next week.’ So, yeah, despite the denials, the earlier reports were accurate. ‘Exclusive [...]
Kim Kardashian’s Family Send Wedding Wishes
Kim Kardashian’s family has blogged wedding wishes for her on the day of her second wedding. Because it’s the day of the fanciest porn star wedding ever and so it’s important to pretend to be happy for her. On a blog that was deleted when I went to look for the original, Khloe Kardashian wrote, [...]
