Maggie Gyllenhaal, 31, married long-term partner Peter Sarsgaard, 38, in Italy this past weekend.
A spokes-hobag for the pair confirmed the union, ”We are happy to confirm that Maggie and Peter were married on Saturday, May 2.”
The actors have been together since the dawn of man (seven years) hence Sarsgaard’s facial hair, and they have managed to produce a baby together, two-year-old Romona.
Image credit to Johns PkI/ Splash News.
Anna Farris, 32, is reportedly hoping to gain some weight for her summer wedding to actor Chris Pratt, 29, in a move that flies in the face of the conventional.
The actress, who has graced your screens in ‘Scary Movie’ and too many other horrid flops to list here, is actually doing the polar opposite to every other bride on the face of the earth and deliberately piling on the pounds to please her future husband.
She said the following of her plans to bulk up and add some curves.
“I am fattening it up! Now that I have a man, I’m like, ‘Oh, I don’t have to try anymore! Now I can eat. We love to splurge at home. We love to cook. My fiance is an incredible eater, and so he’s really fun to feed, and it’s great to share some wine and watch a movie. He’s always like, ‘Baby, don’t lose that butt!’”
That’s cute and all but I totally smell a future divorce. Methinks her future hubby may come to regret encouraging her letting her hot figure go.
Image credit to Fapian/ Zodiac/ Splash News.
Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt are confirmed to be marrying for real in the world’s douchiest wedding, this Saturday.
Five months after eloping in Mexico, Hills stars Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt are making it official. Usmagazine.com has confirmed that the two will tie the knot in a sunset ceremony Saturday at the Westminster Presbyterian Church in Pasadena, Calif.
Here’s hoping that the pair have tired of their own fakery and are putting an end to this charade. (Though I suspect this is just a technicality, so that they can begin pushing people’s buttons in the world’s first fake divorce.)
Uri Cortezm, who was shot at, at the Bundchen/ Brady wedding
Reports of Gisele Bundchen and Tom Brady’s fabulous (if superfluous) wedding day were missing a detail or two.
The reports that most would have read, in the mainstream media, would have been of the beauty of the bride, her fabulous and flowing ivory gown, and the fact that she pigged out on a grape and a half, during her wedding dinner.
More important details were skimmed over by those (me) who were too busy nose-picking and reporting on the arse falling out of the world markets. Realising the error of our ways and loudly damning those who choose to report real news over the marital affairs of pretty AListers, the world is now waking up to the fact that there was absolute bedlam at the Bundchen/ Brady wedding.
There was reportedly a shooting at that damn wedding!
So scary was the shooting that it had two of the people involved pooping their pants with excitement. After all, who cares about crappy, grainy long-lens photos (below), when there is an exclusive story to be told.
Two paps, Cortez and Rolando Aviles, said they “narrowly escaped death” after being shot at. Bundchen’s security guards apparently went a little insane in the membrane, after being forced to join in Bundchen’s all-grape diet and went postal on those snooping MFers.
“Are they insane? I could have lost my life for the sake of some pictures Gisele didn’t want published. I couldn’t believe it when I realized what they had done,” asked photographer, who was covering the wedding for INF Daily.
According to the spokes-whores for the celebrity photo and news agency, the paps were hiding in the brush near Bundchen’s estate taking some pictures when they were accosted by the newlyweds’ security guards. No one was reported hurt in the incident, but Costa Rica police are investigating.
Shitty, grainy wedding pics are worth being shot over. Not.
Former Blink 182 drummer and plane crash survivor Travis Barker is set to walk down the aisle with his flame Shanna Moakler… Again.
The musician and the former Playboy model are best known for their old reality show Meet The Barkers (which I totally loved). They used to be married but split after their relationship turned stormy. The divorce was finalised a year ago.
However, the plane crash that took the lives of four people and nearly killed Barker too seems to have bought the couple back together, and they are rushing into a commitment once more.
“We would like to renew our vows and have another wedding,” Moakler said. “It’s not so much about the wedding, but about having a celebration of each other and getting through all the crazy things we’ve been through.”
The pair have three children; two together, Landon Asher and Alabama Luella, and Shanna has an older daughter Atiana Cecilia de la Hoyam whose father is Oscar de la Hoya. (The family can be seen in the image above.)
Image credit to Splash News.
Adriana Lima, the Victoria’s Secret model, had long-professed that she was a virgin and would keep her coochie lovin’ to herself until she wed (though most did not believe her). Well, after her secret wedding on Valentine’s Day to NBA boyfriend Marko Jaric, the stunner definately ain’t a virgin no more 
I mean, don’t get me wrong, I’m all for those moral thingys every one’s always telling me about, but being a celeb in Club V is kind of like being the last kid to get an iPhone – like, it’s awesome, but everyone is way ahead of you dawg!
Lima Bean wrote on her MySpace blog:
An IMPORTANT blog, MARRIAGE
Hello!
By this point, some people know about my big news! Yes, I like to keep my life personal but I did become married on Valentine Day to the love of my life. I am SO happy inside and I want to spread my love!
The marriage was very small and not most friends and family could attend because it was a quick decision. Luckily, we will be having another wedding this summer that will be a bigger event!
We have not decided where it will be because my family is in Brasil and Marko is from Serbia. It will be great no matter where!
And finally, there are rumors of me pregnant. I just cannot say.. YET! .
Beijos!!!
Adri
WHAT DO YOU THINK about Adriana’s secret wedding?
Image credit to Richie Buxo / Splash News.
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