Despite the assertions of a few pressed people trying to fill a slow news day, obviously, no, Miley Cyrus is not engaged to Liam Hemsworth. Which I’m only phrasing as such because I rather like Hemsworth. And I’d like to think he’d spend more than a dollar on an engagement ring. Late last week, Cyrus tweeted a photo of her manicure and cheap ring and everyone jumped on it as a sly engagement announcement. Except, not really, because it was a publicity stunt to promote her boyfriend’s movie even though he’s barely in it. Presumably not looking very closely at the ring, TMZ.com also called it a ‘huge rock,’ which it isn’t. It’s not really a matter of opinion either. For those who looked, it’s just a little ring. As such, Cyrus just issued a denial on Twitter. After the box office numbers came in. ‘I’m not engaged. I’ve worn this same ring on this finger since November! People just wanna find something to tal about! It’s a topaz people!’
