Despite fairly extensive conjecture to the contrary, because she has the look of a weathered Real Housewife, turns out the child bride of actor Doug Hutchison, 51, is really 16-years-old. I’m going to lazily assume this is all legal, from when they started dating to when they started sleeping together, and at no point has [...]
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Kim Kardashian Wants To Be Size 2 For Wedding
Kim Kardashian reportedly wants to lose another dress size or two in order to be passably-thin as the world watches her shill wedding products, placed for profit, on her staged wedding special. I don’t know about this rumour, as it’s based on something a source said and didn’t come from Kardashian’s own mouth. But, it [...]
America Ferrera Married Ryan Piers Williams
Ugly Betty got married. America Ferrera, about whom I’d forgotten in the months she’d been off-air, got married to long term boyfriend Ryan Piers Williams. The wedding took place in the Chappaqua, New York home of Ferrera’s Ugly Betty co-star, Vanessa Williams. In attendance of the wedding were Blake Lively, Amber Tamblyn, Rebecca Romijn and [...]
Neil Patrick Harris Not Planning Wedding Yet
There’s a reason I didn’t write about this. Two things some of the lazier reporting on this conveniently overlooked; Neil Patrick Harris and David Burtka are not newly-engaged, they’ve been wearing engagement rings for five years but could not marry in their state; also, there was no further confirmation of a set wedding date nor [...]
Kim Kardashian Went Wedding Dress Shopping
Despite claims from Wookiee, who’s clearly being fed dummy information by her own sisters in attempts to curb her murderous impulses, Kim Kardashian would appear to be getting married rather soon. It’s being claimed that she set a wedding date, which may be October 31, the date noted on her open wedding registry. Kardashian wore [...]
Crystal Harris Admits Obvious Publicity Stunt
Crystal Harris, who somehow came off as the tackier in a PR battle with a glorified pornographer, has tried to pawn her $90,000 three-carat engagement ring. During the same failed outing to get rid of the ring at a jewellers, Harris admitted that her entire relationship and its breakdown was for publicity. Classy. Late last [...]
