In the same minute as we learn that the marriage of Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony is over, we learn that two far less-interesting people snuck in a Friday wedding and no1curr. I’m more interested in the implosion of a couple with seven years and two babies who couldn’t keep it together. But Minnilley will [...]
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Photos From Butt & Lurch’s Engagement Party
It’s already annoying me that it’s a conscious effort to write ‘Kris Humphries’ and not mistakenly write ‘Kris Jenner.’ To be fair, it’s Kris Jenner that’s got the stupider name; it’s not so gender-specific, I guess, but Jenner needs a nickname or something. After learning that Jenner got a facelift and after seeing photos of [...]
Kim Kardashian’s Wedding Date Is August 20?
A date has been speculated by several sources for the wedding of Butt & Lurch. The date of the wedding was initially reported to be October 31, the date noted on her gaudy wedding registry. Weeks later, it was reported that the wedding would occur in ‘early August’; with no specifics given. Now a date [...]
Paris Hilton May Be Kim Kardashian’s Bridesmaid
It looks as though Paris Hilton, taking a break from her flop show, will deign to be a bridesmaid at the ceremony of someone wearing a feeble engagement ring. That’s according to my picture agency who note that Kim Kardashian and Hilton appear to have reconciled after Kardashian was seen leaving Hilton’s house carrying something. [...]
Inside Kate Moss and Jamie Hince’s Wedding
I didn’t cover the wedding of Kate Moss and Jamie Hince because I was just over it that day. It was either post a million wedding pictures or pee and go to sleep. So, yeah, I skipped it. However, there are new pictures to which I have access thanks to the generosity of Uncle Terry’s [...]
Nick Lachey Explains Away Reality TV Wedding
I assumed Nick Lachey had been eating his ex-wife’s years-expired Ben & Jerry’s and that’s what led him to this spectacularly-poor decision-making. There was no other logical reason for him to put his second wedding into the public forum after failing so spectacularly at his first marriage. Selling his soul to a less-impressive network, this [...]
