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Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries are married. And no one got peed on the whole ceremony, that I know of. All of which makes me sad. Kardashian’s wedding to her second husband wasn’t any kind of royal wedding 2.0, because porn stars and no-name sport stars getting married after a few months of knowing each other and overspending doesn’t equal royal anything. The only similarity is that no one was urinated on during the royal wedding either. On Ryan Seacrest’s KIIS-FM radio show Friday, she revealed a few more details about her day. Nicole Richie advised on the style of the dress, because another toiler paper dress was out of the question. ‘I had this vision for your gown, just hear me out. I think you should go super classic, really old Hollywood,’ Richie told Kardashian. ‘Think museum. You can’t go with something trendy.’ The bridesmaids dresses weren’t green, because her sisters were being time-wasting whores too. Kourtney Kardashian tweeted that the dresses were green, because ‘yellow’ would have been catty… ‘Kourtney and Khloe keep on Tweeting all the wrong information,’ her married sister told Seacrest. Asked how she knows she’s marrying the right random sports guy, she replied, ‘When you know you know. We’re having so much fun we just get along so well, he just lets me be me. And we have such a good relationship. It’s such a healthy, trusting, easy relationship.’

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People won the bidding for exclusive photos of Kim Kardashian’s wedding. In its most recent post about Kardashian’s wedding, People mentions ‘For exclusive personal photos from Kim’s fairytale wedding and all the details, pick up the new issue of PEOPLE, on newsstands next week.’ So, yeah, despite the denials, the earlier reports were accurate. ‘Exclusive wedding day photos have been sold for $1.5 million. People also paid $300,000 for the engagement announcement in May. OK! paid $100,000 for the exclusive bridal shower photos… These high-priced deals, coupled with freebies bartered in exchange for promotion, make Kardashian one of the rare brides who will actually bring in more for her wedding than she paid for it. Saturday’s ceremony has been estimated to cost at least half a million dollars but those costs are offset by items such as a free, $20,000 Vera Wang gown and a lucrative deal with E! for the two-part Kim’s Fairytale Wedding: A Kardashian Event special,’ notes The Hollywood Reporter.

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Because her male fans have seen her take one for the team in her sex tape, there’s no illusion Kim Kardashian’s some virginal bride who should wear white on her wedding day. This will be the 30-year-old divorcee’s second wedding and she is reportedly not going to wear a white wedding dress. Kris Jenner reportedly wants to wear white on the day because she’s as needy as she is crazy. The bridesmaids will wear green dresses, reveals Kourtney Kardashian on Twitter. But, reportedly, the girls don’t like their dresses and they want to wear white too. In fact, the guests were told on their invitation the dress code was black and white only with no exceptions. And that’s another reason Kardashian won’t wear white, she’ll blend in too much with her guests and the b&w decor. ‘Kim knows better than anyone how to stay dramatic and there is no way she would let herself blend in with everyone else at her wedding by wearing a white dress,’ an insider tells HuffPo’s Rob Shuter. ‘If I know her, I bet she will wear red or some color so she pops against everyone else who will be in black or white.’ Adds a friend of the family, ‘When Kim walks down that aisle, she knows she will have the eyes of the world on her. This will be the biggest moment of her life and she is going to make sure she gives everyone something to talk about. Nothing would do that more than shocking folks with a splash of color.’ Adds Lies&Style, 50 strangers were uninvited to the wedding with days’ notice, because venue space will be limited, ‘The fire marshal got involved. Once the fire department learned about all the TV equipment that’s going to be inside the space… the lights, the cameras and the production crew… Kim was told she had to cut the guest list by 50 people!’ Adds L&S, Kardashian will change into four custom-designed pairs of Louboutins, two Vera Wang gowns, and guests will drink ’720 bottles of chardonnay, rosé, merlot and cabernet, courtesy of Malibu Rocky Oaks Wine.’ Kardashian’s still under the illusion her porn star/ no-name sports dude second wedding will be as big as April’s British royal wedding… the one with an audience of two billion that donned every magazine cover going, no matter the niche/ audience. Uhuh. She only had two solo tabloid magazine covers this week. Her wedding’s on Saturday. I don’t like her chances for high ratings/ selling covers.

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