Jim Carrey’s daughter Jane Carrey got married last weekend. Jim Carrey escorted his daughter, Jane, down the aisle at her wedding to musician Alex Santana. The good news just keeps on coming in this family. Not only is Jane Carrey married now, she is also expecting her first child in March 2010.

Congrats to the happy couple and I’m not jealous of their giant bundles of happy news, nope, not me. Oh, here’s hoping Jim Carrey wasn’t telling old man jokes at the wedding dinner. He’s getting a little rusty, as he gets on in his years.

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Lamar Odom and Khloe Kardashian Chelsea Lately interview on Nov. 5, the first post their wedding.

The couple, who have spent more time in a pre-nup battle than acting as husband and wife, appeared together on the funny woman’s talk show. They actually seemed like a nice enough couple, but the circus around them is so damn ridiculous. It’s as if they don’t want people to take them seriously as a couple. Oh, and did I mention they were there to promote Keeping Up With the Kardashians: The Wedding, their fake nuptual TV special. I didn’t… oh.

Video Chelsea Lately Show November 5, 2009  Pop Crunch, Radar Online.

Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom documented their wedding for an E! special.

The couple had their wedding that wasn’t really a wedding, that still had cake, at the end of September. It took weeks of wrangling but the pre-nup negotiations are finally over and done with, and the fakery can finally be set in stone. The couple’s E! television special called Keeping Up With the Kardashians: The Wedding will air Nov. 8 at 9 p.m. E.T..

It’ll be worth watching if only for the wooden acting and awkward silences, as every one pretends they aren’t just there for the free food and the cameras.

Video under the cut showing the Khloe Kardashian wedding special sneak peek.

Keeping Up With the Kardashians: The Wedding a two-minute special preview.

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Actress Jennifer Esposito, 36, and tennis player Mark Philippoussis, 32, are engaged.

The last time many of you saw Australian Mark Philippoussis he was choosing between sagging cougars on NBC reality dating show The Age of Love. He seems to have started taking his meds, either that or he got his eyes checked, as his standards have shot sky high. He has become engaged to stupidly stunning NY-native actress Jennifer Esposito. The beauty has appeared in Samantha Who, Rescue Me, and in the movie Crash.

Philippoussis’ spokeswh-re confirmed that the couple were happily engaged and enjoying their time together. Whereas Esposito’s rep is rightfully still underneath their hangover, and has nothing to say about this bish.

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Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom have gotten matching tattoos on their hands.

The pair, who wed after knowing each other only a few weeks, got matching ink on their hands. The tattoos say KO on Lamar Odom’s hand, and LO on Khloe Kardashian’s hand. This implies that Kardashian now wishes to be referred to as Khloe Odom, rather than Shrek, Bridezilla, or Fatty Fat Fat.

But then why would any crazy person want to be called the aforementioned, or have their partner ink that on their body. That would have to come from someone with peculiarly poor judgement. Oh. Um, oh yeah.

Two further pictures of Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom’s matching tattoos.

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Photo of Ivanka Trump’s wedding jewellery, as she’d worn this weekend.

Ivanka Trump married Jared Kushner, in a lavish wedding ceremony.

Trump, daughter of Donald’s hairpiece, married New York Observer owner Kushner Sunday Oct. 25. The ceremony took place at the Trump National Golf Club in Bedminster, N.J.. The 27-year-old author/ designer and her over-achieving mate only enjoyed a three-month engagement.

Trump announced the engagement on her verified Twitter account, July 15. Despite the rush, at least the two feel more familiar with each other than Kardashian and Odom. Kardashian is yet to meet Odom’s children, and Odom’s family were notably absent at his fake wedding.

At this ceremony, the couple had the good manners to show a little class. The bride wore a Vera Wang dress, which was inspired by Grace Kelly. She finished her look with three custom-made pieces of jewellery, including a $45,000 custom-designed hair accessory, $130,000 diamond drop earrings, and a $90,000 Art Deco-inspired bracelet.

Trump and Kushner have been dating since 2007. The two parted, for a while, and then reconciled in July 2008. Father Trump approves of his new son-in-law, and his daughter converted to Judaism for her mate.

See below for five Ivanka Trump Jared Kushner wedding photos.

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Christina Hendricks of Mad Men got married to her partner, Geoffrey Arend. The actress married her beau, Arend, at Il Buco restaurant in New York on Sunday, according to People via MSNBC.

Hendricks, 34, wed her 31-year-old beau, after getting engaged earlier in the year. The two were first introduced by a Mad Men co-star. The bride wore a Carolina Herrera wedding gown and the pair exchanged Tacori wedding rings.

More details and three photos of the couple on the red carpet together are below.

“The rings are simple and lovely — so much like Christina and Geoffrey,” says Tacori rep Michelle Chila. Arend’s engraved ring matches her petite platinum ring with two rows of pave-set diamonds.

In July, Hendricks told People she was planning to wear a Carolina Herrera wedding gown. “It was the first dress I tried on,” she said at the time, “and it was magnificent.” Hendricks said she loves “everything” about Arend. “He’s considerate, he’s thoughtful, he’s smart, he takes care of me,” she said in July. “He’s very, very giving.” (via MSNBC)

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Penelope Cruz has been playing hide the tummy and hide the fugly ring on the ring finger of your left hand, with the paparazzi in New York City, this week.

The 35-year-old actress is rumoured to be engaged to beau, Javier Bardem. The rumours of both a pregnancy and an engagement were not helped by reports that Cruz was trying to cover her stomach and that she sported a rock on her finger.

It could just be decoration, sure. Celebrities like Lindsay Lohan and Britney Spears keep spare gumball machine-looking rings on standby, whenever rumours about them are drying up. But then, Cruz was hardly a desperate member of the Brat/ Twat Pack.

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Lamar Odom is reported to be playing hard ball in his prenup negotiations.

The sport star has already walked up the aisle with his partner of one month, reality star Khloe Kardashian. However, Odom’s said to be reluctant to make their fake wedding real until the final details of who gets what in the agreement were hashed out.

Odom has a fancy-pants lawyer who is ready with a bear trap, should Kardashian go on a rampage after finding out that her partner is not willing to budge/ share his wads of money. Being that professional athletes sweat and poop money, it’s not surprising that Kardashian is said to be expecting some form of financial split should the couple break up. However, reports coming out of his legal camp and assumptions that are being made based on his actions aren’t good. Especially considering the two are still not legally married, and the ceremony was a week ago.

One of the conclusions being drawn is that Odom wants to ensure, following any break up, that the assets he came into the marriage with remain 100% his. This may be because he has a baby mother, two children and child support to think about and none of that involves Bridezilla.

He could lose everything with a flimsy/ no pre-nup, and he is the richer of the two. It’ll be interesting to see what his lawyer Neal Hersh can work out with Kardashian’s people.

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Chris Noth, 54, who is set to feature in the upcoming movie, Sex and the City 2, announced that he has become engaged to long-term girlfriend, Tara Wilson, 27.

Noth and  Wilson have a son together, who was born in January 2008, Orion Christopher Noth. Around the time their son was born, the two were hit with wedding rumours. But, I guess it makes more sense this way… perhaps we can assume the wedding will happen around the time the movie comes out, thus ensuring maximum exposure.

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