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Mark Zuckerberg & Priscilla Chan Are Married

May 21st, 2012
by Amy Grindhouse.
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Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg, 28, married this weekend. June last year, I recall Bill Gates outing the couple as engaged, then retracting the statement that girlfriend-of-nine-years Priscilla Chan, 27, was Zuckerberg’s ‘fiancee.’ But I guess they’ve been engaged all this time, because they got married on Saturday. Which is only news because Zuckerberg announced it on Facebook making proper use of the timeline feature which is the first and only time I’ve seen any one do that. Despite conjecture to the contrary, no, it was not timed to coincide after the IPO where Zuckerberg made $16.9 billion since the IPO date wasn’t known until days beforehand. The wedding was planned four-months in advance to coincide with Chan’s graduation from University of California, San Francisco School of Medicine. According to reports: ‘Zuckerberg’s wedding was in his backyard, before fewer than 100 guests, who thought they were there to celebrate Chan’s graduation.’ Zuckerberg designed ‘very simple ruby’ ring.

Adele Denies Being Engaged To Simon Konecki

May 10th, 2012
by Amy Grindhouse.
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I mostly ignored the tabloid rumours about Adele being engaged to her boyfriend Simon Konecki because 1) if true, it’s not shocking 2) the sources on this were random and mostly based on conjecture because of a 10.57 carat De Beers ring Adele wore on the red carpet. Life & Style and others claimed the couple were engaged after only a few months of dating. Sources started leaking details of the supposed wedding plans back in March, claiming Adele ‘feels like she’s engaged’ and ‘wants to get married this year.’ Except not really, because months later Adele is denying the claims in a half-hearted blah blah something or another posted to Twitter: ‘Had a lovely birthday, thanks for all the messages. I got a blossom tree! I didn’t get a cake from Rih Rih & I’m not engaged, blah blah x’

Pimp Momager Pushing For Kimye’s Wedding

May 4th, 2012
by Amy Grindhouse.
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This makes a little more sense, in the context of the random stories the past week about Kim Kardashian and Kanye West being ‘very serious… in love… talking marriage… and looking at rings’ according to various sources. Which I wrote off as promotion for them faking it on Keeping Up With The Kardashians. As mentioned before, Kris Jenner is ‘thrilled’ about the money she could make from her daughter sleeping with a guy for publicity. She’s so ‘thrilled’ her bottom b**ch is going above and beyond, there’s a push to trap West into marriage so there can be another televised and monetised wedding. A source tells Radar that Kimye’s Fairy Tale Wedding: A Pimp Momager Event will be Jenner’s fault: ‘Kris Jenner is ecstatic that Kim is dating Kanye. She can see their celebrity stock and wealth rising by the day. She is pushing hard for Kim to get her claws into Kanye and would love it if he proposed. She has already told Kim that if they make it down the aisle they are going to do it on camera again. There’s just too much money to be made for Kris to allow this to be done privately. You would think most moms would be keen for their daughter to take it slow, especially seeing as Kim’s divorce still isn’t finalized from the last fiasco. But, Kris just marks Kris Humphries down as a major mistake to be forgotten and is eager for Kim to move on to bigger and better things, which, she believes, Kanye definitely is.’

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Photo Of LeAnn Rimes’ Bones Renewing Vows

May 2nd, 2012
by Amy Grindhouse.
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Here’s a photo of LeAnn Rimes’ bones renewing their wedding vows since cheaters need do-overs because their first times don’t really mean anything.

Rimes shared this photo two hours ago (hilarious close-ups and more are below and the large original is at the source), with the caption: ‘Thought I’d share a few smiles and a special moment. Thank you [some dude] for our beautiful vow renewal.’ It shows her bones draped in a white dress as though her Mistress Lotto jackpot couldn’t buy her spun gold, walking down a very nicely-decorated but empty chapel, as she pulls the constipated facial-expression that must look even more insane in real life than it does in every candid and red carpet photo. I’m guessing she’s braless under that dress, because if wandering bolt-ons are good enough for Chuck-E-Cheese they’re good enough for photos to show her future grandkids. And she’s barefoot again, because God’s tinkles aren’t dirty like the tinkles of the peasants when she walked barefoot in a Maui bathroom.

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Jennifer Aniston: Wedding Story Is ‘Fabrication’

Apr 24th, 2012
by Amy Grindhouse.
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Jennifer Aniston isn’t planning a wedding to Justin Theroux without first being engaged to Justin Theroux, says Jennifer Aniston. Nor is Jennifer Aniston desperate to beat Angelina Jolie down the aisle because EVERYTHING’S FINE, says Jennifer Aniston. Nor is she scouting for wedding locations anywhere nor planning a wedding for any date because TMZ.com screwed up by pasting a bunch of stuff from a random Crete hotel’s website rather than the all caps ‘I WIN’ Aniston sent them by email. GossipCop.com note the story started in the National Enquirer a month ago and it was debunked already. Soon after, similar details appeared in Star Magazine given by the same source. The rep tells Gossip Cop that TMZ’s story is ‘fabrication’ that looks like a ‘placed ad for the hotel.’ The rep also tells NYDN: ‘It’s just another fabrication!’ And the rep tells RumorFix.com: ‘It’s just another lie. She has not been to Greece in years.’

Angelina Jolie Already Did This Ring Reveal

Apr 17th, 2012
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Stripping the idea of a ring reveal of all its glamour, here’s Angelina Jolie making sure the peasants get their shot while standing in the street outside the Roosevelt Hotel in Hollywood, CA April 16. I figure, the reveal at the Los Angeles County Museum of Art’s Chinese Galleries was an oddly-staged event. After which, esteemed jeweller Robert Procorp was given permission to take credit in The Hollywood Reporter while top-tier outlets brokered access to the photos. Now everyone’s had their fill, and People revealed its Monday cover, we’re getting the scraps. 15 photos of Angelina Jolie’s ring in the daylight below.

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