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NO WEDDING: Angelina’s Trash Bag Has Spoken

Because it was all anyone wanted to ask about at the Screen Actor’s Guild Awards, Angelina Jolie has clarified the wedding rumours. You know, the ones that weren’t rumours because they came out of Brad Pitt’s mouth on at least two separate occasions. Pitt seemed pretty sure he’d concede to marriage, sooner or later, if only because [...]

Britney’s Conservatorship Probably Isn’t Over

The latest reports about Britney Spears’ conservatorship sound made-up, honestly. And the source is questionable. However, on the off-chance it means an un-medicated Tinkle Feet v1.0 will be barefoot at her wedding, I’m paying it lip service. Sources tell the UK’s Sunday Express, which is the most random-a$$ paper to whom this information should be [...]

Did Kim Kardashian Stage Her Own Proposal?

Obviously. Following the news that Kim Kardashian and her pimp momager were caught faking that car scene in Dubai on last weekend’s K&KTNY, RadarOnline.com claims that Kardashian choreographed her own marriage proposal which is the most outstanding thing ever since Sue Sylvester married herself. Kardashian reportedly demanded Humphries propose in her Los Angeles mansion, though [...]

Halle Berry & Olivier Martinez Are Engaged

Halle Berry is engaged again, adding to her collection of two failed marriages and a baby daddy. Berry’s really not so good at this and she’s not so great at picking the best men. She seems to fall quickly for whomever she’s dating at the time and find marriage the inevitable end to every relationship. [...]

Justin Timberlake’s Grandma Confirms Proposal

There were reports yesterday in Us Weekly that I noted on my FB I’d ignore because, if true, they’d become evident soon enough. Moreover, I actually read Us Weekly’s report and there was no confirmation or announcement; just a rehash of information from two-weeks ago and a few, vague, source accounts. Their sources recounted the location of [...]

Photos From Brandi Glanville’s Fake Wedding

Brandi Glanville had a lot of time on her hands this weekend. The ex-wife of Eddie Cibrian Twitter fapped an entire fake ceremony, complete with drinking and strippers (photos below). On NYE, Glanville tweeted to the friend she married for fun, Darin Harvey, ’Welcome to Vegas handsome, I foresee a night filled with strippers and a possible wedding [...]