Peaches & Cream Gandalf has decided to call it quits on her FAIL marriage [Website – Amy Grindhouse].
Gandalf, in what one can only assume was a drunken stupor, married 24 year-old Max Drummey in Las Vegas, all the way back in August, after meeting his goofy arse on MySpace.
I remember the good old days, when [...]
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Ha, That Didn’t Last Long!
Mariah Saved Herself For Marriage… Kinda
I laughed so hard reading this I just totally p*ssed my pants [Website – Amy Grindhouse].
I know that may be a little too much information, but really, this is just such an unbelievable development in the ridiculous saga, that is the marriage of Princess Mimi and Kid Nicky, that I am pretty sure that I just pulled [...]
Determined Not To Be A Baby Momma
The Only Decent Singer Spice a.k.a. Sporty Spice - Melanie Chisholm, is set to marry her long term boo and father of her unborn-child, Thomas Starr [Website – Amy Grindhouse].
According to The Mirror:
Melanie Chisholm, 34, and Thomas Starr, her partner of six years, got engaged last month.
Now they are telling family and friends to prepare [...]
Scarlett Johansson Is Off The Market
That’s Mrs ‘Ample Boobies’ Johansson if-you-please [Website – Amy Grindhouse].
Scarlett Johansson and her breath-taking cleavage wed Ryan Reynolds yesterday, for reasons that I will be probing her about, over a nice glass of scotch, a bit later.
According to US Weekly:
The small wedding took place at a remote wilderness resort outside Vancouver. Guests included Scarlett’s mother, [...]
Portia de Rossi Post Wedding Name Change
According to Star Magazine, the newly married Portia de Rossi is to change her surname to that of her spouse Ellen DeGeneres [Website – Amy Grindhouse].
The former Ally McBeal star is said to be officially changing her name to Porta DeGeneres.
See, still Portia-De-Fancy-Pants-if-you-please and still a very nice and very long-winded name.
A source told Star:
Portia [...]
Timberlake - Biel Wedding Postponed
Justin Timberlake has always been a bit of a spineless puss’, in my opinion [Website – Amy Grindhouse].
I have been proved right, yet again, by this latest breaking news story.
Timberlake - who is is such a mummy’s boy that mumager, Lynn, still does his laundry and has to approve all his girlfriends - is [...]
