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Pimp Momager Already Got Away With Cheating

In a bizarre non-denial of the rumours that she banged everyone from her hairdresser to O.J.Simpson, here is Kris Jenner’s response to the National Enquirer’s cover story that Khloe Kardashian is Simpson’s kid: ‘Thanks for all your love and support today dolls! Wow some of the stories out there today are either fabricated, or SO 24 years ago!! LOVE U,’ which I’m taking as a blithe admission that she already got away with sleeping around on her late husband and a bunch of guys did the You Are Not The Father dance, before it was cool. Kardashian also responded to the rumours after being asked about them by X17Online.com and everyone else: ‘And do [the] rumors ever stop? What is the recent obsession with all of this? What are they going to say next? #SoapOpera.’ On Wednesday, Kardashian tweeted and blogged the tabloid cover with the caption: ‘It makes sense now! Khloe, u are so tan!’ because it’s all about her.

Snooki Without Make-Up In Twitter Pictures

Snooki shared a bunch of photos wearing little or no make-up because fans demanded to know whether there was a real person under the lash glue. Turns out, she looks the same under the eyelashes except a little cleaner. Although any talk of make-up’s moot when she’s still caked in tanner and dried semen (doesn’t come out in the wash). Well, whatever. She looks like her own almost-sister from another father with a lot of ‘splaining to do. Better without semen?

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Jennifer Lopez Is Totally In Love With The Help

Calling him the help because he’s given an allowance, here’s Jennifer Lopez retweeting Casper Smart’s sycophantic messages about how age/ status don’t matter when you’re dating your millionairess boss who lets you drive her Bentley.

LeAnn Rimes Twitter Pictures Of Foot Tattoo

LeAnn Rimes has another tattoo that sanctimoniously espouses the love between cheaters since the best way to forget that you helped break-up a family is to write yourself a little note on your foot about it. Rimes tattooed the #mistresstinklefeet that went barefoot in a public bathroom last weekend and tweeted about it: ‘I’m addicted to words & sayings that mean something special to me. Eddie said to me ‘You’re the only one that matters’… I barely flinched last night. My pain tolerance has gone WAY up… it’s visible in flip flops and yes very meaningful. It’s something Eddie said to me.’ She took a photo during and after.

Jessica Alba & Britney Spears Have Chirren Too

Lest we forget they’ve given birth too, Jessica Alba and Britney Spears have taken to overexposing their offspring on Twitter because I guess anonymity is out of the question when you fall out of a famous vagina. Alba’s photo is one of the first, clear photos where you can see daughter Haven Garner Warren looks not a thing like either parent nor her sibling. Spears shared two photos of her sons, Sean Preston and Jaden James Federline who are barely ageing at all.

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Katy Perry Bails On People’s Choice Awards

I’m going to call it: Katy Perry doesn’t want or need the scrutiny right now, so she’s chickened out of appearing at Wednesday’s People’s Choice Awards. Only this weekend did the singer issue a statement about December’s divorce filing, which felt like a precursor to the appearance. However, Perry just went on Twitter to back out and thank people for their votes so far: ‘Unfortunately I will not be able to attend the People’s Choice Awards. I want to thank u all for voting for me, fingers crossed!’ She could have just avoided the press line at the event, no? Is it extreme to back out rather than duck the press on the red carpet?