Here’s Jennifer Love Hewitt in photos purportedly taken first thing in the morning after waking, which means this is the (pretty) fresh face that’s scaring away the dudes she’s meeting on Craig’s List who are dumping her the next day.
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Photo Of Miley Cyrus Tanning Her Dirty Pillows
Because SCIENCE, here’s a new photo of Miley Cyrus tanning her dirty pillows. Wearing a cute, animal print strapless bikini I wish were in-shot, she wrote: ‘Layin out in my [shill brand] sunnies! Miss you boooooo! Get back to LA!’
Her Bones Don’t Look Like Bones In This Photo
LeAnn Rimes is currently on vacation in Tucson, Arizona about which we know because she’s live-tweeting every step in hopes paparazzi will ‘accidentally’ catch her in some candid shots (as she admitted on Chelsea Lately although she usually does this at restaurants only to complain later about the intrusion). I’m only sharing this photo for one reason: Rimes’ bones don’t look like bones, they look like normal human jelly in a shot where she looks five-pounds healthier and five-years younger. Maybe it’s the lack of make-up, but this is the best I’ve seen her bones look in years. She needs to be make-up free more often, yes?
There are a few more photos below of Rimes hiking with Eddie Cibrian.
LINKS FROM AROUND THE WEB
- Adam Levine Hates Kim Kardashian Too - TooFab
- Miley Cyrus Showing Her Cleavage - The Superficial
- Tara Reid Is Basically A Paid Escort? - Hollywood PQ
- Here's Chloe Sevigny's Fake Wang - DS [NSFW]
- Jennifer Lopez's Boobs Are Sagging - Lainey Gossip
- So... How Is Sex With Miley Cyrus? - Hollywood PQ
- Courtney Stodden Is A Kitty Cat - DS [Site NSFW]
- Jeremy Renner Is Probably A Booze Hound - Rumor Fix
This Is A Photo Of Miley Cyrus & Her Sister
This is one of the photos shared by Brandi Cyrus of her and sister Miley Cyrus at a family photo shoot earlier this week. Lessons learned 1) let the girls hang free, even when the pictures will end up on your mother’s refrigerator (I’m guessing, since Brandi tweeted this to Tish Cyrus) 2) sisters are fair game.
Jennifer Lopez & The Help On Valentine’s Day
I think Jennifer Lopez and Casper Smart are becoming a thing. As in, he’s clawed his way up from bottom b**ch, to driver, to lover, to King of The Help. He’s, like, at the top of the help pile. And the tabloids are reveling in Lopez slumming because it’s base to fraternize with the help. Speaking of which, there are rumours that they’re adopting. And Lies & Style has a spirited story this week about how Smart proposed to Lopez and she moved him into her house and integrated him into her life after only three-months together. She’s that pressed for d**k, she’s living with the help. Like, in a way that would actually necessitate eye-contact. I don’t know how I feel about that. Anyway, this is how Lopez spent Valentine’s Day, also on Twitter. The 42-year-old shared this photo of herself and a guy who’s almost certainly not her bio son, so it’s okay, with the caption: ‘HAPPY VALENTINES DAY #JLOVE?RS!! I wish U ALL lots of love today and always! I l appreciate and love you all. #sweettweet.’ She tried to delete the photo and the Valentine’s tweet after, not realising the Internet CTRL+C’d it already.
How Did LeAnn Rimes’ Bones Spend Valentine’s?
LeAnn Rimes spent the whole of Valentine’s Day on Twitter, as I discovered trawling her feed for these photos. Except it’s no surprise she forewent Valentine’s Married Mistress Head ™ and Twitter Fapped instead. She spent her wedding and honeymoon on Twitter. And every vacation since. Well, for those who die a little inside for every day that passes when I don’t post the fap, here it is. Valentine’s Fap. In the form of her Valentine’s bones and an ‘I’m totes NOT cheating on you, yet,’ gift from current husband, Eddie ‘Slow Draper’ Cibrian.
