I’m going to be clear: I’m on a break from crack/ meth nips, unless they’re attached to Lindsay Lohan. However, apparently, a select few of you… HI Pierre!… are offended when I go on Nip Lent. So, whatever. Earlier today, Tori Spelling’s husband Dean McDermott tried to be cute by posting a picture of his kid. It’s a [...]
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Nick Cannon Twitter Pictures Of Roc & Roe
Mariah Carey is usually the one excitedly talking about #dembabies, like she’s the first last and only woman to birth multiples. Pretty much, according to her, it’s all Mimi, all the time. She got pregnant on her own, she dealt with a difficult pregnancy on her own, she’ll raise Moroccan and Monroe Cannon on her own. And [...]
Ashton Kutcher Is Too Busy To Read The News
Ashton Kutcher quit Twitter for 30-minutes after speaking in support of Penn State’s Joe Paterno. In response to news of Paterno’s firing, out of context of the reason for his firing, Kutcher tweeted ‘How dare you fire Jo Pa? Insult #noclass as a hawkeye fan I find it in poor taste.’ He was attacked for the [...]
True Fans Wouldn’t Bootleg Madonna!!!!!!!!
That’s the number of exclamation points Madonna’s manager used when whining about his team springing a leak and a track from the singer’s unfinished album leaking online. Because that’s the number of exclamation points that indicates srs bsns. And letting fans know you mean srs bsns is a great way to get them to stop [...]
Heidi Klum & Seal Monkey Halloween Costumes
Heidi Klum and Seal dressed like this for her 12th annual Halloween party. Klum once again posted the making-of/ how-to photos to her Twitter in real time and from the time stamps this took over THREE hours (to around six spent becoming a skinless cadaver). Klum tweeted one of her and Seal with the caption ‘monkey [...]
LeAnn Rimes Was White Trash For Halloween
LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrian dressed as White trash for Halloween. Cibrian has more time on his hands for his wife’s shenanigans since he is between big jobs and between mistresses. Rimes has always had too much time on her hands, admitting as much when asked if she is addicted to Twitter in a recent interview. [...]
