After knocking her up, twice, Matthew McConaughey has proposed to Camila Alves. Mercifully, this Christmas has been less-obnoxious than last Christmas, so far as everyone proposing to everyone (and everyone getting pregnant or giving birth). Because rings mean you don’t need to buy a real present, McConaughey decided to overcompensate by adding a bunch of randomly-organised [...]
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Hilary Duff’s Uterus Wishes You Happy Holidays
So, the holidays have mostly been and gone but I’m just seeing this now. Hilary Duff’s uterus and IRL baby wish you Happy Holidays. Moreover, to prove that she’s more than Internet pregnant, she had her foetus use its new opposable thumbs to do some artwork on her tummy (or maybe her sister did it, [...]
Heidi Klum Twitter Picture As Pantless Claus
Heidi Klum understands Twitter. She also understands how to dress as Mrs Claus without looking as base as Courtney Stodden. Sadly, Klum does not understand pants, which is why she posted this picture asking for tips on keeping the blasted things up without the aid of jolly-looking braces. She just tweeed: ‘Mrs Claus going to [...]
Britney Spears Engaged To Marry Jason Trawick
Britney Spears is engaged to marry longtime boyfriend, now fiance, Jason Trawick. The singer tweeted hours ago that Trawick had given her an engagement ring, except she didn’t say it outright because what everyone wants when they’re tired, after hours on a Friday, is a little mystery: ‘OMG. Last night Jason surprised me with the [...]
Demi Moore Too Busy To Change Twitter Name
Demi Moore is too busy cleaning the discarded panties of strangers from out the back of her couch to bother changing her Twitter username. So, stop harassing her with exclamation point abuse. She’ll change the handle when she has time. Apparently, people with more time than I have been messaging Moore requesting she change her username from [...]
This Again: Jonathan Jaxson & Kim Kardashian
This is a reader-submitted tip. So THANK YOU, 8Smileys, for sending these screencaps over! I’m going back over this for posterity and to paste over the cracks in both their stories since Jonathan Jaxson is tweeting again, after last week’s fiasco, telling followers: ‘I’m so sorry to those I scared & sorry for acting selfish. [...]
