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For those of you keeping score, yes, this is pretty much what Britney Spears’ breakdown would have looked like if it had been live-tweeted from her iPhone. Moreover, this is what it would have looked like if Spears had written her own obit in 140 characters or less. Today, rather than yelling at media for telling the truth about her personal life, Amanda Bynes is sharing some really bizarre photos including one that talks about suicide. In what’s basically a re-tweet, she shares: ‘On April 16, 2013 everyone who self harms, is suicidal, depressed, has anxiety, is unhappy, going through a broken heart, just lost a loved one, etc. draw a semicolon on your wrist. A semicolon represents a sentence the author could’ve ended, but chose not to. the author is you and the sentence is your life. Repost and tag to #semicolonproject416.’ And because I don’t even know anymore, the rest of today’s photos (of Bynes having some kind of episode) are below.

EDIT: Bynes also posted video of whatever it is she’s done to her face. She wrote ‘I’m Sucking On A Sour Patch Kid Listening To Music Getting Ready For Tonight.’

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Amanda Bynes is still threatening to sue the Internet because the most recent tweet at the time of writing is this…

‘@eonline please post my pics anytime! I had to shave my head because of hair damage from someone @ John Barrett so I’m not loving my paparazzi pics for a few years! I have extensions but you can see them! Loving your shows but suing you for spreading lies about me on your website! Thanks for being my fan! True friends don’t spread lies about me so I can’t follow anyone from your network on twitter. I’ll sue you everytime you post a lie with a paparazzi shot, I tell you everything that is going on about me on twitter. Only choose the paparazzi pics that I select and post on twitter and my personal pics when talking about me! I tweet all day about nothing just like everybody on the face of the earth! Thanks!’ [via Amanda Bynes' Twitter]

And a few hours before writing that, she wrote this…

‘I’m suing every blog, every magazine, every news source that’s saying I’m doing anything wrong “erratic behavior” is not me! I’m suing In Touch, Us Weekly, Perez Hilton for hiring paparazzi who follow me then take the worst photos with the worst angles. I’d like to put up their worst photos on my twitter until they only start putting up my twitter photos when writing a story when there is NO story, just an awful photo posted with instead of a caption, they say I have erratic behavior when I do NOTHING wrong. There’s NOTHING with my life, other than you putting up awful candid photo after photo. I’m working out, it’s hard getting in shape with an eating disorder. Please follow me on twitter then look forward to be sued if you if say I have erratic behavior or am living my life wrong in anyway.’ [via Amanda Bynes' Twitter]

Incidentally, the same people who are styling her hair in the above photo, the Twitter photo, the selfie from the feed she’s insisting the Internet use like Google Images, are the same stylists who ran to RadarOnline.com to accuse her of being ‘on something.’ Bynes got her hair done on Tuesday afternoon, writing ‘On my way to get my hair blown out! @ the hair salon getting ready for tonight!’ along with photos of the before, during, and after. RadarOnline notes it’s a salon in Queens, Bynes kept her sunglasses on the entire four hours she was in the salon, and when she left the salon the staff called police so two officers could stand outside the door. ’I feel sorry for her,’ the stylist said. ’I don’t know what she was on exactly, but she was definitely on something… It’s really sad. I feel bad for her. Her mother needs to come and find her and save her.’

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Amanda Bynes is the subject of an item on Page Six that alleges bizarre behaviour during an adult gymnastics class. It’s a story I read and promptly forgot about… until Bynes reminded me she’s batshit insane by once AGAIN demanding people only use her selfies in their editorials and claiming she’s going to sue the Internet for telling the truth about her personal life.

Amanda Bynes was asked to leave a gymnastics class after further episodes of bizarre behavior, witnesses exclusively tell Page Six. The former Nickelodeon child star stunned fellow athletes at the Adult Gymnastics class at Chelsea Piers when she “showed up in fishnets and a leotard that looked like lingerie.” Onlookers said the staff became concerned about Bynes, who was “muttering to herself” and then “burst into tears when she attempted a cartwheel and her dark wig fell off.”

One witness told us Bynes first turned up at the class alone about a month ago. “She immediately started acting strangely,” our source said. “She lined up with the other gymnasts, and each took their turn to perform a roll. But Amanda just walked out on the mat, was spinning around in circles and mumbling to herself.” Later, when the others were performing cartwheels, Amanda “did a cartwheel, but her wig fell off, and she sat down and cried.” The source added that after a number of other incidents where she was heard mumbling to herself or walking in front of others performing exercises, she was asked to leave. The source said, “She went two weeks in a row, but the second time, she was escorted out. Staff were concerned about her manner and worried she might be a hazard to other people in the class.” [via The New York Post]

In response to the story, Bynes claimed she would sue the whole internet because what happens in gym STAYS in gym!

I’m suing every blog saying I was kicked out of gymnastics. What is wrong w/ u people? What would u do if u found fake stories about u?

I’m suing every blog saying I was kicked out of gymnastics. What is wrong w/ u people? What would u do if u found fake stories about u?

— Amanda Bynes (@AmandaBynes) April 8, 2013