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Hugh Hefner Confirms Wedding News On Twitter

Jun 14th, 2011
by Amy Grindhouse.
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Hugh Hefner confirms that his wedding is cancelled. According to reports from TMZ.com, an hour or two ago, Hefner and ex-fiance Crystal Harris had a fight over the phone and Harris packed her stuff and left the porn mansion. Harris just now made comment, but Hefner pretty much went on Twitter right after the news broke to confirm, ‘The wedding is off. Crystal has had a change of heart.’

So, at 85-years-old, the rest of his life is going to be one long early bird special, filled with blondes on the right side of jailbait. The wedding was scheduled for this Saturday and, Hefner revealed, after his split with Holly Madison, he hadn’t imagined he’d get married but had fallen so in love there needed to be no prenup. Better before the wedding than after, or Harris would have got half. At 25-years-old. Just for waiting a few more days until she tired of sagging balls.

Damon Lindelof Regrets Mocking January Jones

Jun 9th, 2011
by Amy Grindhouse.
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In some kind of online buyer’s remorse that didn’t even involve a mail order bride, the co-creator of Lost who mocked January Jones yesterday has apologised and deleted the offending tweet. Somehow not realising that being behind a show that ran six seasons would make him a media target, Lindelof tweeted to his near 130,000 followers that he thought Jones was a horrible actress in X-Men: First Class, which he’d just watched in the theater. I don’t know what part of nearly 130,000 people following his every word and being a famous writer made him think his tweets were some kind of indecipherable Morse code, but today we get ‘I need to stop saying mean things on Twitter. #MORNINGAFTER,’ and ‘I am only slightly less disgusted with the amount of play my X-Men comment got than I am with myself for making it in the first place.’  Yeah, so, he’s ‘mean’ and he’s sorry for being right about Jones’ acting and he’s learned that you have got to stick to braille or disappearing ink if you want messages to go largely unnoticed.

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Pink Gives Birth To Daughter Willow Sage Hart

Jun 3rd, 2011
by Amy Grindhouse.
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Pink has finally given birth to her baby, after 120 months of pregnancy and resorting to swallowing balloons the entire last eight weeks just to f**k with people. Despite the public’s firm belief that Pink would remain pregnant the rest of the year and would not in fact be giving birth, ever, she’s welcomed her baby girl with her formerly-estranged husband, Carey Hart. Because Mariah Carey’s not the only one who had her husband sneak out with a cell to post birth-related updates, very soon after last night’s news that Pink had been taken to a Los Angeles hospital in anticipation of the birth, she confirmed the birth itself on Twitter. ‘We are ecstatic to welcome our new beautiful healthy happy baby girl, Willow Sage Hart,’ wrote the new mother. ‘She’s gorgeous, just like her daddy.’ As it has been pointed out before, by Pink, who would have thought Pink would be the one to remain married to her husband and have a baby with him? More to the point, anyone surprised she didn’t sneak deliver more than one child?

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Kim Zolciak Announces Birth Of Son On Twitter

Jun 1st, 2011
by Amy Grindhouse.
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Kim Zolciak’s womb is empty after shooting out one of those baby things. Because reps cost mad bills that she’d rather spend on lycra hair, Zolciak made the birth announcement on Twitter. Sharing the news that she and Kroy Biermann were parents to their first child together, Zolciak wrote, ‘@biermann71 and I are happy to announce the birth of our son today Kroy Jagger Biermann is healthy & beautiful We are so in love!’ So, I guess baby’s going to be ‘little Kroy Jr.’ Which isn’t very cute. Whatever. Her womb’s empty now. One womb down, 40 to go.

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Aubrey O’Day’s Breasts Tried To Be Patriotic

Jun 1st, 2011
by Amy Grindhouse.
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I’m pretty sure nipples don’t have the ability to be patriotic. But, bless her breasts, Aubrey O’Day’s giving this thing a go. Of all the bikini pictures from the long weekend, the above has got to be my favourite. This is what O’Day shared on Twitter, along with the message, ‘My Memorial Day bikini! Gotta show respect and love for everyone that has fought for our country!’ Like I said, nipples. I don’t know much about the proper etiquette for showing respect to fallen troops, but I’d wager this isn’t it. As punishment for her war crimes, O’Day’s breasts are going to have to fight Audrina Patridge’s breasts to the death. I’m taking bets.

LeAnn Rimes Still Shouldn’t Tweet Bikini Photos

May 30th, 2011
by Amy Grindhouse.
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LeAnn Rimes is still on her honeymoon and is pimping and shilling for her life as though both burn carbs. It’s already been alleged that Rimes has been working with a specific photographer she hired from GSI Media to be her honeymoon paparazzi, so there’d be at least one flattering picture of her on her honeymoon tanning her hip bones. Rimes is too busy Twitter Fapping ™ and shilling to naive fans to bother making a sincere denial about that. Which is fine. On to the next one. We’ve already seen Rimes tweet several bikini pictures and this never ends well. The previous time she shared a photo of herself it was that creepy Single White Female photo she allegedly copied directly from the Facebook of Brandi Glanville. Before that, she shared a picture of her bones to which a certain fan reacted with concern about her weight. At the time, she was somewhat rude and told the fan to mind their own business. Because fapping on Twitter is the only kind of fapping sanctioned by People, Rimes has been speed-tweeting her every fart while on the happiest holiday of her life. Shilling for a bikini company about which no one cares, she shared the two photos below along with the message, ‘Thx to @MIKOH_SWIMWEAR for another great bikini! Loving wearing them!! http://t.co/PdSEb49 http://t.co/KPMvXNb.’ The photos showed her ribs filling out a bikini that would have looked better on a 10-year-old. And another fan @AJPaterson1987 expressed concern, writing, ‘Whoa, you’re scary skinny! Sorry don’t mean to offend but that’s a lot of bones showing through skin…’ Evidently running out of responses, Rimes told the fan, ‘those are called abs not bones love.’ To which they replied, ‘Maybe it’s just the pic, it just looks to me like your hip bones were protruding. Again didn’t mean to offend, I am a big fan x’ Suitably placated, Rimes ended with, ‘thx but this is my body and I can promise you I’m a healthy girl. I’m just lean. Thx for your concern but no need too be’ only to go on shilling for the brand whenever anyone asked about the bikini.

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