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Mariah Carey’s Baby Daughter Is Not Amused

Mariah Carey shared a photo of her seven-and-a-half-week-old daughter this weekend; hidden behind the girl’s own hand and a blanket. For weeks now, Carey has been saying that her daughter is a diva-in-the-making and that Monroe Cannon would about face in the womb on the advent of an ultrasound, as if to say ‘No pictures.’ Carey wasn’t joking. Rather than get on with it and share pictures of her twins on the cover of a magazine, so we can laugh at Nick Cannon being cropped/ left out of the picture, Carey tweeted this with the message, ‘This is baby Monroe saying ‘no pictures dahhhhling’ at 7+1/2 weeks..oh dear.’ I gather Carey and her husband are negotiating a magazine deal. More to come…

Let’s All Look At LeAnn Rimes’ Crotch Tattoo

Because LeAnn Rimes clearly wants us to see it, let’s all look at the tattoo on this woman’s pelvic area. As I’ve mentioned before, she’s easily bought and she shills on Twitter. She already shilled for some brand of ugly bikini. And, yesterday afternoon, she did it again. Shilling for another bikini brand this time, she oiled her bones, slapped on her best ‘Igotchoman’ smile and cracked a rib posing for this Twitter photo. She looks happy. But so would I, had I played a part in stealing someone’s whole family from underneath them. And she looks healthier than in her last Twitter Fap ™ about her bones. I think it’s the shilling to earn bikinis that are probably under $200 that’s annoying me (I Googled prices). My guess would be the shill money’s not cutting it, so she’s taking payments in kind.

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Two The Voice Judges Are Probably Homophobic

Half of The Voice judging panel has tweeted something that sounds homophobic. Weeks ago, shortly before his wedding, Blake Shelton made certain comments on Twitter that revealed him to be a latent homophobe. This weekend, it would appear judge Cee Lo Green did the same. Green wrote and later deleted tweets addressing music editor Andrea Svensson, who made unflattering remarks about his recent performance in Minneapolis. Somehow not realising he was addressing a woman, Green posted the tweets to nearly 300,000 followers. ‘I respect your criticism, but be fair! People enjoyed last night! I’m guessing you’re gay? And my masculinity offended you? Well, f*** you!’ Because homophobia is hilarious, Green claimed his comments were a joke. That could never be a joke, in my opinion. Even if Green had no ill-intention, telling someone he believes to be male that they must be ‘gay’ because they’re threatened by his ‘masculinity’ implies that a gay man could never be masculine. Ugh, stupid prick. ‘She was very critical of me. At the time I didn’t even know what gender the person was. I was being a little outspoken that night, a little outrageous,’ said Green, addressing the scandal, ‘I always expect people to assume that everything I do is part of my character and sense of humour. I assumed that whoever it was would assume it was all in good fun. It wasn’t taken so well, apparently.’ As he’s not really sorry, Green said he shouldn’t ‘have to apologise for speaking my mind or defending my performance.’ Moreover, ‘I most certainly am not harbouring any sort of negative feeling toward the gay community. I’m one of the most liberal artists you will ever meet, and I pride myself on that. Two of the remaining members on my team on The Voice are proud and outspokenly gay… If I could take it all back, I would. I was not being serious. I just wanted to defend [my] performance.’

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LeAnn Rimes Tweets About Leaked Stolen Tape

LeAnn Rimes was telling the truth when she asserted in multiple statements that there was no sex tape. With stills being released and heavy coverage that still largely refers to this as a ‘sex tape,’ Rimes has spoken out hoping to quite reports. Oh, and she did so on Twitter even though she appears to have a new blog started on her website this month. Responding to messages from followers, who I guess inquired about the tape, Rimes went on something of a rant to defend herself. As she’s entitled. And, given some of the more excitable coverage of this tape, I don’t blame her. ‘Since when is changing in front of a mirror in a thong a ‘sex tape?’ the fact that someone has STOLEN a tape of private moments of when I was 18 and is trying to profit off of it is sick and the fact that the media is trying to make more of it than it is, a few private moments of me changing and joking around is misleading and wrong,’ she wrote. ‘Once again, I have never filmed myself having sex period. All I know is you see more of me on a beach in a bikini. Moving on, so should everyone else!’ So, that’s Rimes’ Twitter Fap ™ about never having fapped or done anything else naked on tape.

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LeAnn Rimes Makes Joss Stone Plot About Her?

First, thanks to the reader who sent this. The sentiment of these tweets is fine, to be clear. And, narcissist or no, it’s nice that LeAnn Rimes typod a message of support to singer Joss Stone after the British star was the subject of an alleged kidnap/ murder plot. However, it takes a pretty spectacular kind of person to make reports this horrific about them. And, because it’s what she would want, let’s do just that. It had been reported that sheltered country folk alerted the popo after noticing, ‘two black men acting suspiciously in a red Fiat Punto.’ I know, I know. Because stereotypes are fun, turns out those suspicious folk were wannabe murderers in all likelihood. And the two men, 30 and 33-years-old, had ‘detailed maps and aerial photos of her rural property in east Devon… [after they] travelled from the Manchester area 200 miles away,’ with ‘swords, rope, a body bag and forensic-style overalls.’ Swords, plural. And a kit to take forensic countermeasures like they were committing the murder on CSI. I can’t. Well, did you know, Rimes had something similar happen to her, twice? No, me neither. ‘I have experience this first hand, twice when I was younger,’ Rimes wrote in reply to a follower. ‘The ‘plotting’ issue Joss Stone is going through. It’s scary.’

Hugh Hefner Tweets New Version Of July Cover

It escapes no one, not least Hugh Hefner who retweeted the sentiment from one of his followers, that Crystal Harris left him on the day her single was released on iTunes; in a free publicity boon that would have made the Kardashians blush. The last day, Hefner has been addressing rumours about what happened and even retweeted the following from a fan, ‘Omg @CrystalHarris left @hughhefner the day her single came out on iTunes. Coincidence? I think not.’ Yeah, add to that his message of, ‘Since we’re not getting married on Saturday, I’ve scheduled a movie: Runaway Bride. Seems appropriate,’ and a comment about missing a pet Harris took but not Harris herself and his position post-split is clear. Moreover, the retired prostitutes of the mansion have been flocking back to him as Holly Madison screams ‘Neener, neener, neener,’ until horse. Not missing a beat, Hefner released a new version of the July 2011 cover. The ‘Introducing Mrs Crystal Hefner’ cover was supposed to be a wedding issue. On the cover, Harris wears Hefner’s smoking jacket, pipe, and hat. Inside the issue, Jack Daniel’s whiskey, congratulate the former couple, ‘A toast to your new honey from our new honey. Congratulations Hef and Crystal.’ Yikes. All of which prompted the release of this cover an hour ago on Twitter, with the passive-aggressive, ‘Recent events call for a special sticker on the July cover. Look for it on newsstands.’

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