If you look closely, you’ll see the meaning of life and a recipe for chicken pot pie written just under this woman’s left boob. This is a Twitter picture of Katie Price, better known as Jordan in the UK. Following what I can assume has been months of criticism about weight loss, she posted this [...]
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Has Selena Gomez Fluffed Her Dirty Pillows?
Selena Gomez posed in what looks to be a dingy bathroom, leaning right over in an already low-cut shirt, leading people to think she fluffed her dirty pillows. First of all, who takes photos of their duck face/ MySpace Face? Second of all, who ever told anyone that face was attractive? WHO? I need answers! [...]
Boobs’ Fiance Accurately Gauges Her Vapidity
Excuse the title, I’m too tired and migraine-afflicted to bother thinking of something more intelligent right now. It would appear that the future Mrs Jessica Johnson was given a birthday present she couldn’t eat as she turned 31-years-old (she’s older than Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian, who knew?) Being given something that wasn’t a pizza [...]
Did LeAnn Rimes Copy This Status Update Too?
I have the f**king best readers, I love you guys so much! Thank you to reader Jezi who just emailed this in after reading the post about LeAnn Rimes tweeting new bikini pictures. She pointed out in the comment section that Rimes’ message and photo bore a resemblance to a message and photo posted by [...]
LeAnn Rimes Tweets Photos Of Imagined Curves
LeAnn Rimes needs to stop before my panicked readers stage an intervention (I’m not kidding, almost all of the tips through the contact page are about concern for Rimes’ increasingly cray-cray and delusional behaviour). I’m tempted to ask her to put down her cell and put her arms in the air while I call the [...]
Neil Patrick Harris Not Planning Wedding Yet
There’s a reason I didn’t write about this. Two things some of the lazier reporting on this conveniently overlooked; Neil Patrick Harris and David Burtka are not newly-engaged, they’ve been wearing engagement rings for five years but could not marry in their state; also, there was no further confirmation of a set wedding date nor [...]
