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Gwyneth Paltrow: ‘Yup. Uncle Jay At The O2′

Here’s a picture of The Precious Ones Born of the Womb of GOOP praising Uncle Jay-Z at the O2 Arena in London where he’s performing this week with the sluttier half of Kimye. And, since there are reports about GOOP and Kimye breathing the same air during an after party, it’ll be days now before ‘source’ accounts of how Kim Kardashian would love to babysit The Precious Ones in exchange for face time with Beyonce. I think she thinks GOOP is her ticket into the inner circle. I think GOOP wants a free sitter who’s had their shots.

Kristin Cavallari Invited Speidi To Baby Shower

Kristin Cavallari’s baby shower was this weekend at a private residence in West Hollywood, CA. The pregnant 25-year-old shared this photo on Twitter with the caption: ‘Off to my baby shower. U guys like my dress?!’ To which, apparently, the answer was ‘no,’ since at least one person said it made her look ‘fat’ (she replied ‘thanks, I’m pregnant’). Serving only to remind me that they exist, and miss a simpler age of famewhoring, Cavallari invited former MTV’s The Hills co-stars Stephanie Pratt, 26, Heidi Montag, 25, and Spencer Pratt, 28, to the 30-person event. A source told Us Weekly ‘Kristin was glowing and gorgeous. She looked so happy! Guys were there, too. It was co-ed. It was like a fun party.’ Cavallari and fiance Jay Cutler, 29, who’ve postponed their wedding until after the birth, received gifts of  strollers, car seats, bath toys, blankets and clothes.

16 photos below of Speidi, Stephanie, and other arrivals to the baby shower.

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LeAnn Rimes Is Also ‘Bout Dat Life, Man

LeAnn Rimes just shared some photos of herself hitting a target in the chest over and over at a gun range. Which has everything to do with a random hobby and nothing to do with a story that read like it leaked from her camp about being terrified of Brandi Glanville after The Mistress Fog clouded Glanville’s judgement and, not for the first time, she admitted she wanted to ‘kill’ the woman who helped break up her marriage. So here’s Rimes passive-aggressively letting Glanville know that she, too, is ’bout dat life, man. In tweets labelled ‘Bang Bang,’ ‘Shoot range,’ and ‘M4′ (and I’m guessing Glanville bought an M4 first?)

Photos Of Astala Dylan Willow Geldof-Cohen

Peaches Geldof and her fiance Thomas Cohen went for a casual walk in the park with baby boy Astala Dylan Willow Geldof-Cohen last week, only to be accosted by paparazzi trying to get the first exclusive look at the newborn. So now the mother and father have shared a couple of photos on Twitter, along with a photo shoot and interview with the UK’s Hello! Magazine, because it’s totally worth the bother to shave $20 off the value of a paparazzi photo. In any case, the Hello! Magazine cover and the TOO CLOSE close-ups from Twitter are below.

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Porn Stars Are Welcome At L’uomo Vogue

It was rumoured that Kim Kardashian had been snubbed as gauche by Anna Wintour for the Met Gala and the cover of American Vogue. Prompting her pimps at E! to do some contrived damage control, by way of a rebuttal, that Kardashian had a photo shoot for a ‘European fashion magazine’ the day of the gala so she couldn’t attend ‘if she wanted to.’ Which was sort of true, except E! lied about the dates, because it’s a week later and these are the first photos we’re seeing. Kardashian tweeted this photo with the caption: ’Amazing shoot today for Vogue Italia! Thank you @Rushka_Bergman & @akafrancesco for your creative genius!!!’ (you can see more photos here). Except, notes Jezebel.com, Kardashian doesn’t know what magazine she’s shooting for because Vogue Italia editor Franca Sozzani clarified on Twitter the shoot is really for L’uomo Vogue.

Britney Spears & Demi Lovato: The Countdown

I’ve started the ‘DIS GUN BE GUD’ timer on my cell. So, don’t worry, there’s an official count of how long it’ll take one woman with mental health issues and one recovering addict to be assassinated by Disney for shaming the family name. I got two-weeks. Is that enough time? I don’t know, you tell me. Here are photos of the official line-up, as presented by Fox at its Upfront event. This follows the weekend addition of Demi Lovato, who told the UK’s Fabulous Magazine late April that appearing on television so soon would compromise her recovery: ‘I need to be secure in my body before I go back in front of the camera. Anyone in recovery from an eating disorder would find that triggering, and I’m not ready.’ But she’s ‘ready’ three-weeks later because MONIES. Included are photos from the girls’ Twitter accounts, photos from the Fox presentation, and Britney Spears’ cellulite because it’s literally the newest photo of her from my agency.

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