Kylie Jenner shared this photo on Twitter with the caption: ‘First official photo of my sister and her dad! Like father like daughter!’ which has been taken as literal confirmation that Alex Roldan is Khloe Kardashian’s biological father. Any of which would be news if Hollywoodite.com hadn’t basically done the same thing a month ago and [...]
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LeAnn Rimes Hurt Her Bones This Weekend
LeAnn Rimes’ bones had some kind of surgery this weekend. I think it was on her mouth bones. But… I don’t know. I’m not a doctor (I am a trainee bikini inspector with no medical training). Because sympathy from sycophants has the power to heal, Rimes live-tweeted through some oral surgery that messed her up. ‘K, coming clean….I [...]
Selena Gomez’s Dirty Pillows Attract Predators
Here is Selena Gomez proving that dirty pillows can attract predators in the wild. Before raising the alarm with #Pillow911, Gomez shared this and tweeted: ‘Creepy @eliroth.’ Meh. He was making sure the pillows didn’t get spilled on.
Kelly Brook Bikini Twitter Photo From Vacation
Here’s Kelly Brook also being great at Twitter by posing in her bikini while holding a coconut. There’s an obvious joke in there somewhere that I’m going to refrain from telling because there are breasts at stake. Also, she’s only holding one coconut and I’d need two to make anatomically-correct boob jokes.
Ashley Tisdale & Nicole Scherzinger On Twitter
Ashley Tisdale and Nicole Scherzinger are both great at Twitter. Here’s Tisdale thrusting her dirty pillows at someone’s iPhone as they play with the sepia settings. And here’s Scherzinger pointing her cheekbones and freshly-laundered pillows at someone loitering in her ill-lit bathroom. Whose pillows are better?
Rihanna Continues Bikinis & Blunts Twitter Tour
Still not liking her but posting these anyway because the power of breasts compels me, here’s Rihanna on her bikinis & blunts tour of Hawaii. The singer has basically been choking to death on her own fumes while undressing for strangers and I’m okay with this because BOOBIES. A bunch more photos below.
