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Ricky Gervais Does Not Approve of Celebrity Slacktivism

May 23rd, 2013

Right after Wolf Blitzer browbeat a tornado survivor into ‘thanking the Lord’ on air, only for her to admit she is actually an Atheist, comes a bunch of other names who are sending prayers to people with no homes, no clothes, and no food. It turns out, prayers are fine and all but they don’t actually solve the immediate problem. Angered by celebrities sending 140 characters worth of prayers–with no immediate public declaration of also sending money–Ricky Gervais sent 140 characters worth of vitriol to the same Internet that pissed him off in the first place. Passively using the Internet to mock celebrities who passively use the Internet, Gervais re-tweeted ‘@MTV News Beyonce, Rihanna and Katy Perry send prayers to Oklahoma’… I feel like an idiot now, I only sent money… Praying for something but not doing anything to make it happen has the same effect as writing to Santa & not letting mummy read the letter.’

Kimmode: ‘My Pregnancy Lips Are Outta Control’

May 22nd, 2013

by Amy Grindhouse.

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A few days ago news broke that, in addition to Kimmode’s butt baby, there’s also a baby in each boob AND one in each ankle. That’s becoming too many for me to count that high and I don’t like fractions (before anyone yells at me, I’m kidding, I’m actually great at long division), but there will be a BUNCH of babies who are going to be neglected by Princess Kanye. And you can add at least one more to that list because Kimmode is joking about her lips. Incidentally, she seems to hate everything else about her own pregnancy, so perhaps it’s a good thing she wrote this: ‘My pregnancy lips are outta control #IGuessNotABadProblemToHave’

Nikki Sixx Needs To Get The F**k Off Kimmode’s Twitter, Honestly

May 22nd, 2013

by Amy Grindhouse.

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I’m choosing to believe that, at some point, the pressure of being Kris Jenner’s favourite became too much for Kimmode and she’s been outsourcing some of her ho’ game to a third world country. Assuming that it’s basically a robot operating her Twitter account rather than an actual human being with feelings, Kimmode probably has no idea this message went out on her account while the Oklahoma Tornado was all over the news. The message read ‘Love that I can gradually build the perfect bronzed glow I want with #KardashianSunKissed Tan Extender w/ Bronzers!’ And somewhere in there is Mötley Crüe bassist Nikki Sixx’s trigger word because he flipped out at Robo Kimmode and wrote back ‘Pick your priority or pick your poison. Pretty embarrassing screenshot Kim. Isn’t your 15 minutes up…’ It’s been several hours since he wrote that message and yet he’s still angry enough to yell at an automated message in all caps, telling RadarOnline.com ‘My heart goes out to everybody in Oklahoma. We all have to stand united INCLUDING MOST IMPORTANTLY “CELEBRITIES” WHO HAVE THE POWER TO REACH A LOT OF PEOPLE VIA SOCIAL MEDIA & do what we can to RAISE AWARENESS AND help those affected by the tornado & their families.’ To their credit, whoever or whatever runs Kimmode’s Twitter later wrote ‘Praying for Oklahoma.’

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Beyonce Is Really Not Helping Herself Here

May 22nd, 2013

by Amy Grindhouse.

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A few days ago, E! Online claimed to have receipts confirming that a husband, Jay-Z, left a baby in his own wife, Beyonce, about which the latter obviously flipped the f**k out because isn’t that just about the s**ttiest thing a website has ever said about a celebrity. Except, oh, no, it’s not. So fans took it to heart when Beyonce went on Instagram and called them ‘lowlifes’ for congratulating her prematurely. And now Beyonce is responding to what she considers too much baby news with more baby news because she’s posting photos of The Notorious Blue Ivy Carter plotting world domination from her little throne. Yeah, sure, Beyonce, that’s a great way to get people to stop talking about your uterus.

Falkor: Flowers Make Up For That Time I Slept With Your Husband, Right?

May 17th, 2013

by Amy Grindhouse.

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LeAnn Rimes abandoned the sinking ship that was her own failing marriage and jumped right into the middle of Brandi Glanville’s marriage to Eddie Cibrian. Since then, she’s written whole albums about how the getting is good so long as the guy is married and declared herself a second mother to the children she stole when she and Cibrian turned their affair into an actual relationship. And now she’s purchased irony flowers for the ex-wife on Mother’s Day because that obviously makes up for everything that’s followed since. When Glanville didn’t cry stinky tears of joy over the flowers Rimes sent on Mother’s Day, Rimes went on Twitter to whine about it. ‘You have no idea, no one does what I’ve done to try,’ she complained to a fan. ‘Mother’s Day just adds to the list. I can’t make anyone try.’ Glanville did, however, actually say thank you. ‘She sent me beautiful flowers hope thats is the start of some effort for both sides,’ Glanville told a fan. ‘I thanked @leannrimes on twitter4 my flowers.’ But Rimes says Glanville is a lie-teller. ‘I didn’t see anything else sent to me… It wasn’t for the ‘thank you.’ It was to just simply say Happy Mother’s Day.’