Check out under the cut for a celebrity yearbook photo gallery.
This is just a little bit of fun and is a selection of assorted celebrities, from their early tweens to their early 20s, before they were famous. Most of the images are in black and white, taken from their very own high school yearbooks. All I have to say is some of these people got effing awesome nose jobs. I mean, really amazing. Some of them have not aged a day, some are barely recognisable.
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Check out the below for my top 5 list of celebrities who try way too hard to be sexy. That’s not to say they’re not attractive, as that’s just silly. However, they do pout like fish and strut like they think they’re always on a catwalk. I mean as in on the way to the market or the deli, and they’re swinging their hips and sticking out their newly inflated lips, cos that’s just how they roll. The kind of people who, despite their age, appear to be yet to really grow into their own sexuality.
#5 Paris Hilton - This is a girl who is probably rather pretty in real life. Let’s face it, aside from the comedy hooves, she hit the genetic lottery. Long golden hair and long, slender limbs. She even has that magical wonk and Valtrex encrusted vagina that can snare guys at ten paces. Why is it then, someone who appears to be somewhat naturally blessed in the looks department tries so damn hard to convince people that she is sexy. By sexy, I mean the way a tween means sexy. Very sexual, but with little to no ability to be alluring, charming or seductive.
#4 Aubrey O’Day - This is another girl who didn’t need to do much to be considered run-of-the-mill pretty, right off the bat. However, she has had several surgeries and pumped up her tits and lips. She is proud to be hyper-sexual and you know, I’m not mad at her. However, she does try too hard to be a sex-symbol. There is a difference between being a sexual person and other people thinking you are sexy. Saint Angelina is pretty much the only person of note at the moment, who gets this right.
The remaining three and the winner are under the cut.
Check out the below for my list of the top 5 skinny celebrity mothers. You know the ones I’m talking about. They look slender and fabulous about a fortnight after having their babies and make all the regular mothers feel really bad about themselves. Everyone wants to know how they do it and what their secret to weight-loss is… these are some of the skinniest mothers right here.
#5 Kate Moss – She is obviously a model, but she is still as slender as they come, despite having been in the industry for some time. She is thin, but her figure is such (and she is so rarely seen out with her daughter) that some forget she even has a child.
#4 Gwen Stefani – This cool mother of two has been famed for her barely there onstage clothing and minuscule waist since her band No Doubt came onto the scene. Motherhood has done surprisingly little to change her trim shape and she still has that famous six pack.
See the Top 3: Skinny Celebrity Mothers and the winner under the cut.
This should be a fun one and I know it’ll rattle a few feathers. The “cult of celebrity” has as many casualties as any other. Where celebrities used to be unattainable and distant, now all you have to do is log onto their Facebook or Twitter to see what they are up to. I think it’s fair to say the days where you used to need a talent be famous are long gone. Anyone who spends more than 15 minutes on TV gets that in kind, as their minutes of fame. The list below is just a bit of fun, be sure to add your own or comment on whether you think they are “famous for being famous” or not.
In reverse order, the celebrities who are famous for being famous are:
#5 Jesus Luz: Madonna’s prepubescent jump-off.
#4 Jon Gosselin: He could have left his reality show, unscathed. Instead he decided to team up with Michael Lohan and form a team of balding super douches.
#3 OctoMom Nadya Suleman: A woman famous for giving birth; a woman that isn’t Kate Gosselin.
As always, I’m keen to try new things, just to keep shaking up the site. Been running the website for nearly a year now and in that time several new features have been introduced. Depending on reader response or potential for longevity, some features were keepers and some not. One new thing, I’d like to add to the mix is Top 5s. A list that relates to nothing more than personal lists of certain celebrity related topics. Feel free to use the comments section in these posts to debate or add your own.
In reverse order, the Top 5 curvy celebrities are as follows.
#5. Drew Barrymore
#4. Scarlett Johannson (pre-diet)
#3. Jennifer Lopez
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