The lawsuit from that former bodyguard who claimed to have been sent pictures of Britney Spears’ taint has filed more documents in court. Fernando Flores, who is suing the medicated singer for sexual harassment, now claims that Spears is dirty, nasty, and has negligible ability to keep herself clean. Ha-durr. We know she’s nasty. We [...]
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Jennifer Lopez Video Co-Star Accused Of Rape
More specifically, the dude from the I’m Into You music video, William Levy, allegedly bad touched a minor. Earlier today, Levy released a statement to the media in which he denied having an affair with Jennifer Lopez. It had been rumoured that they left their spouses for each other, since both of their marriages ended [...]
Lindsay Lohan Was Drinking Tea Not Booze
Lindsay Lohan is telling people she failed one of her two pee tests because she drank a type of tea that contains a trace of alcohol. Which is the second-stupidest thing I’ve heard since the news she would remain on house arrest rather than return to jail. As it turns out, there is no such [...]
Anna Nicole Smith’s Estate Will Get No Money
The estate of the late Anna Nicole Smith has been denied its claim for millions from the estate of the late J. Howard Marshall. After 15 years, the Supreme Court ruled that Smith’s estate will not get any of Marshall’s $89 million of his $1.6 billion fortune. A 25-year-old stripper when she met the 85-year-old [...]
Lindsay Lohan Probably Won’t Ever Be Punished
Lindsay Lohan never took yesterday’s court proceedings seriously. Nor did her lawyer, her enabler mother, nor the incompetent judge who’d let her get away with murder. The only people paying attention were the probation department who noted in their report, ‘The defendant’s behavior indicates she is not attempting to change. It appears that the defendant [...]
Actor Sam Jones III Gets One Year In Prison
The dude who’s more famous for taping himself balls-deep in Hugh Hefner’s sloppy seconds than his parts on several prime time shows is going to prison. Sam Jones III has been sentenced to one-year-and-change, 366 days, in jail for his part in an Oxycodone trafficking ring. He was supposed to get five-years, but the judge [...]
